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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting lebih than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much Lost the only person...
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When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a Cinta for lebih of the Japanese culture. After Membaca about the country on an artikel online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. lebih specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling anda this so anda can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...
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Link: Okay, so, what do we do seterusnya on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are anda serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't anda find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: anda will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...
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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one lebih person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. anda mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: anda want your reward atau not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the Kandi store
Tetra:...
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Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? anda mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, hei Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... hei Orca.
Orca: So, anda want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for anda to teach me a new alih so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's seluar dalam says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minit of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....
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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, sejak setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK anda (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the seterusnya Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are anda still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
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Final Fantasi 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
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Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest anda try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So anda witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could anda tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...
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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in soalan is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, anda will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...
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Yet another fanfic about a tunjuk I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A tunjuk in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popular stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the tunjuk named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...
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pantas, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! anda had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that anda were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. anda have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what anda did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard pantas, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. anda can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are anda doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin:(Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would anda stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo:...
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Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed sejak Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if anda live outside of North America.





Dead Alive follows the...
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