Once upon a time, in a perfect world there stood a perfect merah jambu istana, castle guarded sejak a perfect number of perfect fluffy Kuda and surrounded sejak a perfect dinding of perfect merah jambu flowers.
In the perfect istana, castle there lived a perfect, perfect girl with a perfect life. Her perfect name was perfect: Serenity Lianna Honeyblossom Sweetytreat Sparkle cupcake, kek cawan Beauty Mary Sue.
She was always paid sejak authors to bintang in their buku and act like the perfect dream girl; aka a Mary Sue. She lived in Storyland, where all the ideal characters lived until they were picked for a story and then dropped back in after.
One day, when Serenity was happily brushing her perfect mane of perfect blonde hair, a merah jambu sweet-smelling letter sealed with a author's wax meterai floated onto her lap. Serenity beautifully and cutely swept her hair onto a nearby meja, jadual and gracefully opened the letter.
Dear Mary Sue, it read.
I am asking anda to bintang in my new story. I am trying to test out all sorts of characters for their roles in my story in this Storyland, but first I need you, Mary Sue, to play out the role of Anna Akanique, the vain magician girl that is Friends with my main character, Merlin. The other characters have been cast, so I would be grateful if anda would accept.
Sincerely, Anudie.
Serenity gasped dramatically and wrote a perfect letter of acceptance on a perfect merah jambu piece of paper in her perfect, loopy handwriting. When Anudie received her acceptance, she immediately sent her to play her part.
When Serenity arrived, she looked around for the boy called Merlin. "Oh, handsome!!" she gushed, flinging her arms around him.
"Get off me, thanks," muttered Merlin.
"Tell her to go away, Anudie. She's a distraction."
And so Serenity was sent utama teary-eyed and angry.
THE END >:)