This isn't mine, but I thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!
Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.
"I can't believe you!"
Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the dapur where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…
At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.
"How hard is it to watch where anda aim a water hose? What were anda even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.
"Yeah? Well, anda could've told me anda were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.
"I did! But anda were so caught up in being an idiot that anda didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.
"You really told me anda were behind me?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think so."
"Are anda calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"Moron."
"Liar."
"Idiot."
"Replacement."
Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of popcorn in front of him watching the two intensely.
"Don't mind me! anda know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when anda guys will just make out already."
"Me and him? anda must be kidding." Artemis said.
"You know me, Robin. I would never tarikh a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge berkata so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.
Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.
"I can't believe you!"
Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the dapur where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…
At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.
"How hard is it to watch where anda aim a water hose? What were anda even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.
"Yeah? Well, anda could've told me anda were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.
"I did! But anda were so caught up in being an idiot that anda didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.
"You really told me anda were behind me?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think so."
"Are anda calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"Moron."
"Liar."
"Idiot."
"Replacement."
Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of popcorn in front of him watching the two intensely.
"Don't mind me! anda know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when anda guys will just make out already."
"Me and him? anda must be kidding." Artemis said.
"You know me, Robin. I would never tarikh a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge berkata so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.
What she looks like!
*heroes walking down red carpet*
“Ready to see the inner sanctum?” GA asked
“Born that way. Oh there ain’t no other way, baby I was born this way, I’m on the right track baby I was born this way!”
*enter Hall of Justice*
“Quick debrief to discuss the coincidence of four ice villains attacking on the same day. We shouldn’t be long” Batman said
*computer scans Leaguers*
“That’s it? anda promised us a real look inside, not some glorified backstage pass” Roy says angrily
“It’s a first step. You’ve been granted access few other’s get”
“Oh really?! Who cares what side of the glass we’re on?”
“Roy, anda just need to be patient-“ Green Arrow starts
“What I need, is respect. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care, TCB! Ohh!”
*Roy struts out*
“Roy is secretly a black woman. That explains so much” Ollie muttered
“Ready to see the inner sanctum?” GA asked
“Born that way. Oh there ain’t no other way, baby I was born this way, I’m on the right track baby I was born this way!”
*enter Hall of Justice*
“Quick debrief to discuss the coincidence of four ice villains attacking on the same day. We shouldn’t be long” Batman said
*computer scans Leaguers*
“That’s it? anda promised us a real look inside, not some glorified backstage pass” Roy says angrily
“It’s a first step. You’ve been granted access few other’s get”
“Oh really?! Who cares what side of the glass we’re on?”
“Roy, anda just need to be patient-“ Green Arrow starts
“What I need, is respect. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care, TCB! Ohh!”
*Roy struts out*
“Roy is secretly a black woman. That explains so much” Ollie muttered
Here's what I have so far:
Violet, Blaze and Peyton. All fallen villains because of Nudge and the Young Justice team. But when a new powerful villain rises to power, they take their vengeance. A trip to Hell (literally) takes the toll on the Young Justice when someone doesn't come back. But who is it? Trusts are broken, friendships formed, powers come and go, and people dissapear. What will the team become? Will they break apart? atau will they bond closer than they've ever been before? Find out in the new story called "Revenge of Abate"
dun dun DUN. < My dramatic effect! If anda were wondering
Abate: (of something perceived as hostile atau negative) Become less intense atau widespread.
Cause to become smaller atau less intense.
Violet, Blaze and Peyton. All fallen villains because of Nudge and the Young Justice team. But when a new powerful villain rises to power, they take their vengeance. A trip to Hell (literally) takes the toll on the Young Justice when someone doesn't come back. But who is it? Trusts are broken, friendships formed, powers come and go, and people dissapear. What will the team become? Will they break apart? atau will they bond closer than they've ever been before? Find out in the new story called "Revenge of Abate"
dun dun DUN. < My dramatic effect! If anda were wondering
Abate: (of something perceived as hostile atau negative) Become less intense atau widespread.
Cause to become smaller atau less intense.
