From an email.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually berkata in court, word for word, taken down and now published sejak court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are anda sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your tarikh of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were anda in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget....