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insults:
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials

You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale!

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you

Man alive! But I wish you werent

Comebacks:
I believe in respect for the dead: in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

__Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.
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Replys:
Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants

Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine

Man: So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed...