This is for fun. Please don't be offended :) I am a fellow Asian myself ^_^:
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get anda into places half-price saying anda were 12 when anda were really 15
2) anda ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) anda have a 40 lb. bag of beras in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing anda to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of Haiwan they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) anda know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress anda with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving beras in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) anda like $1.75 movies
16) anda like $1.50 Filem even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring anda back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great Warna like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular kapur, limau nipis green.
18) your parents insist anda marry within your race.
19) anda never order chop suey, sweet and masam pork, atau any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask anda to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, anda NEVER order dessert.
22) anda will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made anda play the piano, the violin atau both.
24) anda get nothing if anda do well in school, but crapped on if anda don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, anda sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a Tenis racquet, golf clubs, atau both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) anda have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) anda own a beras cooker atau two
30) your parents tell anda about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy anda clothes and shoes many sizes too big so anda can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. lebih than 90% of your hari has test prep, school, and atau an instrument.
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get anda into places half-price saying anda were 12 when anda were really 15
2) anda ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) anda have a 40 lb. bag of beras in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing anda to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of Haiwan they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) anda know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress anda with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving beras in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) anda like $1.75 movies
16) anda like $1.50 Filem even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring anda back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great Warna like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular kapur, limau nipis green.
18) your parents insist anda marry within your race.
19) anda never order chop suey, sweet and masam pork, atau any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask anda to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, anda NEVER order dessert.
22) anda will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made anda play the piano, the violin atau both.
24) anda get nothing if anda do well in school, but crapped on if anda don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, anda sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a Tenis racquet, golf clubs, atau both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) anda have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) anda own a beras cooker atau two
30) your parents tell anda about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy anda clothes and shoes many sizes too big so anda can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. lebih than 90% of your hari has test prep, school, and atau an instrument.