I was born in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in 1968. It was there that I was forced to learn how to swim, and...by the age of three I landed in America. I attended Harvard universiti and got my degree in advanced physics and exploitative law. I dated Britany Spears when she was still playing out Timberlake. Timberlake, I used to laugh, doesn't that sound like a real sleazy youth overnight camp in a Disney Channel movie? To which Britany would laugh and go grocery shopping. But I decided that having all these things wasn't good enough, so I decided to try my luck with the Boston Pops. Nailed...
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