Pilot [1.1]
Brennan: Tell me anda tried "excuse me" first.
Angela: Ah, Sweetie. Yes, I did. Welcome home. Are anda exhausted? Was Guatemala awful? Was it horribly backward?
Brennan: And yet, I was never reduced to flashing my boobs for information.
Angela: anda know, diving head first in a pit of cadavers is no way to handle a messy breakup.
Brennan: Angela, nothing Pete and I ever did was messy.
Angela: [laughs] Then anda weren't doing the right things.
Brennan: Look, I am sorry if I embarrassed anda in front of your friends, but seterusnya time anda should identify yourself before attacking me.
DHS Officer: Most people in this situation, what they do, is sweat.
Brennan: Guatemala. Genocide. How are anda scary after that?
Booth: Bones identifies bodies for us.
Brennan: Don't call me Bones and I do lebih than identify.
Bones: That’s the best anda can do?
Booth: What?
Bones: Getting Homeland Security to snatch me so anda can stage a fake rescue.
Booth: Well at least I picked anda up at the airport, huh?
Booth: A decomposed corpse was found this morning at Arlington National Cemetery...
Brennan: Arlington National Cemetery is full of decomposed corpses. It's a cemetery.
Brennan: [to Booth] If anda drive one lebih block, I'm screaming "kidnap" out the window.
Booth: anda know, you're not the only forensic anthropologist in town.
Brennan: [laughs] Yes, I am. The seterusnya universiti is in Montreal. Parlez-vous français?
Booth: What's it going to take?
Brennan: Full participation in the case.
Booth: Fine.
Brennan: Not just lab work. Everything.
Booth: What? anda want me to spit in my hand? We're Scully and Mulder.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Booth: anda know, in my line of work, no clothes usually means a sex crime.
Brennan: In my line of work, it could also mean the victim favored natural fibers.
Zack: Your suit, for example, will outlast your Bones sejak decades.
Booth: When did she die?
Brennan: Ehh.
Zack: Ehh.
Booth: What does that even mean?
Zack: It means wait until our bug and slime guy takes a look.
Goodman: What's the rule, Mr. Addy?
Zack: anda only Converse with PhDs. anda do realize I'm halfway through two doctorates. Two halves make a whole, so mathematically speaking...
Goodman: Go polish a bone, Mr. Addy.
Goodman: Dr. Brennan, are anda playing me?
Brennan: anda know I'm no good at that.
Goodman: Hmm. Thus far. But anda have a disturbingly steep learning curve.
(All looking at the hologram of a woman)
Brennan: Does anyone recognize her?
Zack: Not me.
Angela: Wait. Is that who I think it is?
Zack: The girl who had the affair with the Senator.
Booth: Her name is Cleo Louise Eller. The only daughter to Ted and Sharon Eller. Last seen approximately nine p.m., April 6th, 2003 leaving the cardio-deluxe gym on Kay Street. She didn’t even make it to her car.
Brennan: Pretty good memory.
Booth: Yeah, well it’s my job to find her.
Hodgins: Well in that case congratulations on your success.
Booth: Temperance, partners share things. Builds trust.
Brennan: Since when are we partners?
Booth: I apologize for the assumption.
Brennan: I hate psychology. It's a soft science.
Angela: I know, but people are mostly soft.
Brennan: Except for their bones.
Brennan: What if Booth is right? What if I'm only good with Bones and lousy with people?
Angela: People like you.
Brennan: I don't care if men like me.
Angela: Okay, interesting jump from 'people' to 'men,' but I'm sure it means nothing.
Brennan: I hate psychology.
Bones: My most meaningful relationships are with dead people.
Hodgins: The Senator, ah, he is smart. He gets an intern pregnant, then murders her when it threatens his career. And he has the connections to get away with it.
Brennan: I hate it when anda make paranoia plausible. It's like sliding off a cliff.
Hodgins: In a nutshell, anxious, depressed and nauseous.
Brennan: Take a sick day.
Booth: A case this big, the director is going to create a special investigation unit. And if I line my ducks up in a row, I can, maybe, head it up.
Brennan: I don't know what that means, but I think maybe I can be a duck.
Booth: What are anda trying to do?
Brennan: Blackmail you.
Booth: Blackmail a federal agent.
Brennan: Yes.
Booth: I don't like it.
Brennan: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
Booth: Fine. You're in.
Brennan: [looking at the screen] What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at?
Booth: Ahh, anda know, it's like pornography. You'll know when anda see it.
Brennan: anda didn't come for your TV. anda timed this for a booty call.
Zack: A good hypothesis withstands testing. That’s what makes it a good hypothesis.
Angela: Can I, as the only normal person in this room, say... eww?
Booth: He's got no sense of discretion, that kid. Typical squint.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Booth: When cops get stuck we bring in people like you, ya know? Squints. anda know, squint at things.
Brennan: Oh, anda mean people with very high IQs and basic reasoning skills?
Booth: anda expect me, a federal agent, to declare war on a United States senator based on your little holographic crystal ball?
Brennan: It's not magic. It's a logical recreation of events based on evidence.
Oliver: Will anda sign my book?
Brennan: Stalk me, Oliver, and I will kick your ass.
Oliver: He killed Cleo?
Booth: Yeah, he did.
Oliver: Then I'm okay with him bleeding to death.
Booth: That guy bleeds to death, Bones will go on trial for attempted murder. anda don't want that, do you?
Oliver: No.
Booth: Plus, I understand that applying pressure to a wound can be extremely painful.
Angela: Is the FBI going to lay charges against Brennan?
Hodgins: She only shot him in the leg... once.
Booth: She didn't give him a warning. She just shot him... with alcohol on her breath.
Goodman: It was her first shooting, anda can't expect her to be perfect right out of the gate.
Zack: How much warning did anda give people before anda sniped them?
The Man in the S.U.V. [1.2]
Brennan: He thinks just because Masruk's wife started working out and had a little makeover, she's having an affair.
Angela: Hmm, and how long were they married?
Booth: Eleven years.
Angela: I'm with him.
Brennan: There's no concrete proof.
Angela: Boobs perkier?
Booth: Mmm hmm.
Brennan: I don't believe this. If you're so sure, then why didn't anda confront her?
Angela: Because if she and her boyfriend were involved, she would warn him.
Booth: Very good.
Angela: I'm a constant surprise.
Brennan: Isn't the FBI working on that?
Hodgins: Yes. It's just for fun.
Brennan: To see who's better?
Hodgins: Maybe. A little. Yeah.
Brennan: Good luck.
Booth: Can we talk about something else?
Brennan: Sure. Tessa?
Booth: Tessa!? No. Why do anda want to talk about Tessa?
Brennan: What? Why? Why not? We won't talk about Tessa.
Booth: Okay, what's so funny?
Brennan: I just never figured anda being in a relationship.
Booth: Why? Do anda think somethings wrong with me?
Brennan: Not wrong. anda just have alpha male attributes usually associated with a solitary existence.
Booth: What me? You're solitary.
Brennan: No no, I'm private.
Agent Gibson: Dr. Brennan, I have jurisdiction.
Brennan: Then why don't I destroy my notes and let anda guarantee the identity of the remains.
Angela: Too bad we can't tell why he did it. Isn't that what we all want to know?
Hodgins: Someone seems really defensive about the FBI lately. anda realize Booth is just another government stooge?
Angela: [referring to Brennan] Please, she's been sleeping alone for months! She has enough pent up sexual energy to power a small mid-western city.
Angela: There is trouble in paradise!
Brennan: I beg your pardon?
Angela: Tessa does not feel secure in that relationship. I think she's threatened sejak you!
Brennan: anda talked to her?
Angela: Well, she didn’t say much but even though she has a phenomenal figure she was chowing down on a fat free muffin, and she was Membaca a book about unsolved FBI cases. Ah... She’s obviously feeling insecure.
Hodgins: She's spying for you?
Brennan: No, no!
Zack: They have nothing in common. It's difficult to sublimate intense sexual attraction. And we hear it's been a while.
Zack: Isn't that the FBI's job?
Hodgins: What, anda trust the FBI? anda realize those guys are gonna suppress whatever they need to cover their asses!
Zack: [to Brennan] I found a portion of the clavicle.
Hodgins: Are anda even listening?
Zack: No.
Hodgins: They have a separate division anda know. That way their hands are always clean. In 1970...
Brennan: Jack! We're trying to work!
Zack: If Smoky here had access to the president, why would he attack a café?
Brennan: Smoky?
Zack: It's how I deal with stress.
Hodgins: Targeting everyday places causes panic. People stay home, the economy is crippled. It's Terrorism 101, man.
Angela: [to Booth] So, how many nights a week does "Sexy" sleep over?
Booth: We're dealing with someone here who devalues an entire culture; terrorizing people sejak using God to justify mass murder.
Brennan: You're making it personal. That doesn't help.
Booth: It is personal, Bones. All of us die a little bit on one like this.
Brennan: We'll find out who killed him, Booth. We've got Hamid's body. anda can always count on the dead.
Booth: Trying to track down the doctor?
Brennan: Don't need him. It's definitely a toxin, but we can't determine what kind.
Zack: Too bad the liver is cooked; that could tell us everything.
Booth: anda know, I need subtitles walking in here.
Hodgins: I graduated bahagian, atas of my class, Rhodes Scholar, the youngest member inducted into the Academy of Physical Sciences, but [Brennan] still makes me feel like a cretin.
Zack: She apologized to me.
Angela: I think [Booth] likes you. God, if I were you, I'd buy a ticket on that ride.
The Boy In The pokok [1.3]
Zack: She berkata take a hint, but when I asked "what hint?" Naomi berkata if she told me what hint that it wouldn't be a hint anymore, it would be a statement.
Zack: I understood the individual words but I do not comprehend her meaning.
Angela: Did anda tell Naomi that?
Zack: Yes. She berkata ask your Friends if I have any.
Booth: Ah, anda know I'm glad we had that little chat about being nice to the locals.
Brennan: I don't like sheriffs. They are elected into office which means their goal is being re-elected, not finding the truth.
Booth: Can anda identify him through the serial number?
Brennan: That's correct but the interesting thing is that...
Booth: Ah, anda can fill me in later.
Brennan: No, but the interesting thing is that it's...
Booth: That is correct.
Brennan: What?
Booth: That is interesting.
Brennan: Are anda drunk atau something?
Booth: Ah, we'll catch up later and uh, thanks for calling.
Brennan: Wait, I'm not completely certain the boy's death was a suicide.
Booth: Ah, anda know, we'll grab some Chinese Makanan and anda can fill me in later on all the boring details.
[At the lab after the "boring details" phone call.]
Booth: What do anda mean it's not a suicide? [A post leading up the stairs to the podium starts to beep and flash red rapidly.] What the hell is that?
Brennan: We can't just let anyone step into the forensics area and contaminate all the boring details.
Booth: The boring details - [to Zack] Do not push me kid. [to Brennan] The boring details was my signal for anda to stop talking, okay? I want my own card.
Brennan: Well, I want my own gun.
Booth: Last time anda had a gun anda shot someone.
Zack: He was a bad guy.
Booth: Okay look, who's our victim?
Brennan: All the boring details?
Booth: Let it go Bones, alih on.
Brennan: Don't call me Bones.
Booth: I don't... I don't like people who think they're better then other people.
Brennan: Some people are better than other people.
Booth: Uh, anda know what anda berkata right there that is so un-American. All men are created equal, either anda believe that atau anda don't.
Brennan: Some people are smarter then others, there's no use being offended sejak the fact. What are we going to tell Nester's parents?
Booth: We tell them that their son was found dead. We're looking into it. Sorry for your loss and we are.
Brennan: What?
Booth: Sorry for their loss. It's sad. Try to remember that.
Brennan: Uh, I'm not a sociopath.
Booth: You're bad with people, okay. No use being offended sejak the fact.
Zack: What did Naomi mean when she berkata take a hint?
Hodgins: Ooh.
Zack: What did I do wrong?
Hodgins: It's not what anda did wrong. It's what anda didn't do.
Zack: Where do anda learn this stuff?
Hodgins: There are some things anda learn sejak doing… riding a bike, driving a car, pleasing a woman.
Zack: I can't ride a bike atau drive a car.
Hodgins: atau apparently please a woman.
Zack: I need specific instructions, a senarai of techniques to implement atau a sequence of moves.
Hodgins: I'm not really the guy to talk to about that.
Zack: Why not? You've slept with like ten thousand women.
Brennan: anda know what's a better question? What makes anda think anda get to decide what's relevant? You're basically the principal of a high school.
Booth: Maybe if anda looked for lebih than the facts, anda would be able to see the bigger pic-
Brennan: Maybe if anda opened your mind we could find out the actual truth.
Zack: I had sex with Naomi in Paleontology.
Angela: anda mean actually in Paleontology?
Zack: No, at her place. I thought it went great but I could be wrong because apparently what I think is wild and kinky is basic and since she never called me back I'm wondering if it's because I lack imagination in the sack.
Angela: anda know what Zack? I’m thinking this is lebih of a guy-guy conversation.
Zack: Sometime when you're not busy, I was wondering if I could ask anda a few soalan about sexual positions.
Booth: If anda even try, I will take out my gun and shoot anda between the eyes.
Booth: Well, this is where a public school education comes in handy. "Divide and conquer" was the playground motto.
Booth: We’ve got a dead body in a prep school out in the sticks.
Bones: Good morning to anda too.
Zack: You're successful with woman, right? I mean, they like you?
Booth: Okay, look it's a very prestigious prep school with a lot of rich kids.
Bones: I thought that it was good to start with a "good morning."
Zack: (to Booth) If a woman berkata to anda take a hint, what would that mean?
Booth: Could we just concentrate on the job? Thank you. Now I know the sheriff out there. She’s mostly okay, but the school got a lot of pull with the county and she's probably trying to scrape the whole case off on us. Look, what I'm trying to say is… it's not just a crime scene but it's a political situation so when we get out there anda follow my lead and anda pay attention.
Zack: (to Booth) anda call after every sexual encounter, right? 'Cause that's the good thing to do.
Booth: Look, this is a work mode. This is a work zone. We do not talk sex at work.
Bones: First, anda tell me I'm too task oriented. Then, when I say good morning, anda say that I should concentrate on the job.
Booth: Okay look, we've got about a forty-five minit drive, what do anda say we pass it in quiet meditation.
Angela: When you're with someone, the gymnastics aren't what matter. It's who anda are. It's in your intentions and how much anda care about the other person.
Zack: If anda don't want to help me just say so.
Angela: Alright, I'm going to let anda in on a secret. This is a female secret. Go to Naomi and tell her anda don’t know anything about lovemaking... sex yeah... lovemaking you're a blank slate. You'll do anything she wants if she just introduces anda to the secrets of love. She'll be lebih interested in that then if anda were the most imaginative lover on the planet
Zack: That is totally counterintuitive.
Angela: Just do it, Z-man. Reap the benefits of my sexual wisdom.
The Man in the menanggung, bear [1.4]
Brennan: An autopsy on an animal is called necropsy.
Booth: Yeah, it's pretty crucial we get that straight right off the bat. Meanwhile, about the dead human being?
Brennan: Residual menyeberang, cross section striae.
Booth: Hmm... Just because anda say it in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me.
...
Brennan: I'm not going to Washington State.
Booth: Again, just because anda say in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me.
Brennan: Why is Booth the one who decides if we are going to Washington state? He gets the gun and the authority. He's the one that people like.
Dr. Goodman: Firstly, he didn't decide that anda go to Washington state. He made a request. I'm the one who decides where anda do and do not go.
Brennan: And secondly?
Dr. Goodman: Secondly, It's time to live a little, Temperance. Connect with other people.
Brennan: Are anda suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip?
Dr. Goodman: Good God, where's Dr. Freud when anda need him?
Brennan: I don't understand what anda are saying.
Dr. Goodman: Which is precisely why I am sending anda to the great north woods. C'mon now, anda have partially digested human remains to examine. That should put a smile on your face. The mosquitoes out there are the size of dogs, pack insect repellent.
Booth: anda know being cooped up in a crappy hotel in the middle of nowhere with a fifty dollar per diem is not my idea of a good time either, anda know.
Brennan: anda only get fifty dollars a day? How do anda live on that?
Booth: Okay, what do anda mean? What do anda get?
Brennan: I don't have a limit, I just give them the receipts.
Booth: Oh no, anda have to have a limit. Everyone has a limit. We work for the government.
Brennan: I don't have a limit.
Booth: But it's not fair. It's not fair to the tax payers. anda could get one of those thousand dollar toilet seats.
Brennan: I imagine I'm treated differently then anda because I have an indispensable skill.
Booth: Oh right, indispensable. I do not need you.
Brennan: Oh, so anda can determine the origin of the curf marks as well as the sex and age of the victim?
Booth: [laughs] anda know, you're a smart ass. anda know that?
Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.
Booth: anda know, it's beautiful here, feels good to be out of the city.
Brennan: Yeah, where murderers feed their victims to bears.
[Brennan enters Charlie's shop, carrying the human hand in a box]
Charlie: Need a hand?
Brennan: Thanks, but I'm trying to get rid of this one.
Charlie: [grabs the form Brennan filled out] Hey, Temperance Brennan, I'm Membaca your book. Gave me a few ideas if I ever want to kill someone and get rid of the body.
Brennan: [laughs] Don't forget, Charlie, the heroine always catches the bad guy.
Booth: Oh yeah, now that you've met Bones you're all about the inner agency cooperation.
Sheriff: Bones? Now I don't think that is any way to talk to a lady.
Hodgins: All I am saying is, why cut somebody into pieces?
Zack: Pack'em up tighter maybe, say in a suitcase.
Hodgins: How did a menanggung, bear open a suitcase?
Zack: I saw a documentary once where a menanggung, bear got into a car and drove away.
Hodgins: That was not a documentary, it was a cartoon.
Sherman: Did anda ever hear of the bone gatherers, collecting Bones so that the dead can make their journey to the seterusnya world?
Brennan: Not even sure I believe in the seterusnya world.
Sherman: Doesn't matter what anda believe in. You're a bone gatherer. That's a good thing, helping the spirits alih on.
Brennan: Thank you. It's probably the best job huraian I will ever get.
Charlie: Do anda do all the stuff the girl in your book does?
Brennan: I'm slightly uncomfortable discussing that with you.
Charlie: No, I'm not talking about the sex. I'm talking about the running and the shooting. I mean, if anda do do all that other stuff that's great too, for anda and, um, whoever you're doing it with.
Brennan: We don't just have a killer on our hands, we have a cannibal.
Brennan: I've never been offered human flesh before.
Booth: But what if anda had?
Brennan: It's an interesting question. I would have to measure my own social inculcation against scientific inquiry.
Booth: Okay, that's sick.
[Talking sejak computer web cam]
Angela: hei Booth, I have kind of a thing for tattoos. anda got any?
Brennan: Angela!
Angela: I'm sorry sweetie but what's with that town? anda gettin' any from that hot overnight guy?
Brennan: Ang, we're trying to work.
Angela: Is that town totally wasted on anda sweetie, because I take this as a sign from God to loosen up. anda know what they say, "what happens in Aurora stays in Aurora."
[Brennan and Booth in the car and Brennan is talking to Angela on the phone]
Angela: So did anda catch the guy?
Brennan: No, Booth Lost him in the woods.
Booth: Whoa, wait a second. I didn't lose him.
Brennan: Well, anda didn't catch him.
Angela: So anda two have the night free?
Brennan: Yes, we can't do anything until I get a determination on that meat and Booth has to wait until it’s light to look for the guy he lost.
Booth: I didn't lose him, okay. He, uh, tell her that my flashlight died.
Brennan: She doesn't care.
Angela: What?
Booth: Give me the phone.
Brennan: [Holds phone away] It's not selamat, peti deposit keselamatan to drive and talk on the cell phone.
Angela: Are anda two fighting?
Booth: Professional pride, tell her, please tell her that.
Brennan: Booth wants anda to know that he Lost the guy because his flashlight died.
Booth: And because he's an Indian and he's a park ranger and he's very very familiar with the territory. Tell her that.
Brennan: Did anda hear that?
Angela: Yeah, something about Indian Territory.
Brennan: Yeah, she says she understands.
[Booth has taken off his tie and unbuttoned the first couple buttons on his shirt]
Bones: What happened to your shirt?
Booth: Well, we’re in a bar, it’s a look.
Brennan: Everybody is pumping me.
Booth: I'm sorry?
Brennan: For information on the case.
Booth: Bones, they're only pretending to be interested in the case.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: They're hitting on you.
Brennan: [laughs] Are anda sure?
Booth: Yes, I'm sure. You're the hottest thing this town has seen in a long time.
Angela: [to Hodgins] Did anda work all night?
Hodgins: Yes, I shaved the truffle.
Angela: Is that anything like spanking the monkey?
Hodgins: I found boaring dust.
Angela: Is there any other kind?
Hodgins: Boaring dust is produced sejak beetles which mean the pokok the truffle grew on was infested.
Zack: That's not going to impress Toni.
Hodgins: That's not why I did it. I did it to serve justice and capture a murderous cannibal.
Angela: That'll impress the hot courier.
Hodgins: I am back in the game.
Booth: Dr. Randall, if you... can anda just bite these?
Denise: And if I were your cannibal, would I have pointed out that there were human Bones in the menanggung, bear after the autopsy?
Brennan: An autopsy on an animal is called a necropsy.
Denise: Yeah, there's a reason I get all the guys and anda don't. [She bites down on the dental mold.] Let me tell ya, if I ate Adam there wouldn't be anything left.
Brennan: What if I have to shoot? What part of his body should I hit?
Booth: The part that isn't me. Just stay back.
Dr. Rigby: anda don't understand it's a spiritual right to share the life force…
Booth: Look, you're nuts, okay, we get it. We don’t need to hear the rambling psycho speech on why anda did it.
Dr. Rigby: You're an anthropologist. anda know that ancient civilizations would sacrifice some in order to preserve the strength... [Brennan hits him from behind in the head with a bedpan. He goes down on the floor.]
Booth: What'd anda do that for?
Brennan: Nobody wants to hear that rambling psycho speech.
Booth: A bedpan? Hmm.
Hodgins: What are anda doing here?
Angela: Are anda kidding? It's like watching the clash of the horny titans.
Brennan: And to think I didn't want to come here with you. I mean, this was a fascinating case. anda don't often find ritual cannibalism practiced so close to home.
Booth: Which I find a plus.
Brennan: There are always those individuals within a species who are driven to break the most basic taboos. I mean, Rigby actually ate human flesh.
Booth: Bones, I just got my steak and eggs.
Brennan: Rigby has a prion disease, which means he’s been a cannibal for quite some time. Do anda realize when we go to trial he could use the insanity defense?
Booth: The guy is nuts.
Brennan: Yes, but is he nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh, atau was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh, atau did he just lick his fingers after surgery?
Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.
Brennan: atau as an alternative, just don't eat people.
Sheriff: We see this kind of thing all the time. Kids come up here, get baked, do their own version of the Blair Witch Project.
Bones: I don’t know what that means.
Booth: It’s a horror movie, Bones. Didn’t make any sense.
Sheriff: It was scary, though... with the... bloody handprints.
Bones: anda know I’m going come back up here this winter. Charlie says the ski, berski is great.
Booth: Oh, it’s Charlie?
Bones: Yeah, the overnight guy.
Booth: Yeah, I know who he is.
Bones: I bet he’s a great skier. His hips and thighs are perfectly developed for strength and maneuverability.
Booth: (disgustedly, he drops his fork) That’s it, I’m done.
Bones: What? No good? anda want some jagung flakes? (she holds up the spoon and tries to feed him) Want some?
Booth: No.
A Boy In a belukar, bush [1.5]
[Brennan is giving a lecture and has opened up the floor for questions. Booth is in the audience and stands up]
Booth: I have a soalan regarding the FBI in your book. Who do anda base brilliant and insightful Special Agent Andy Lister on?
Dr. Goodman: Oh, for God's sake.
Booth: 'Cause, anda know, I'm pretty sure it was me.
[Booth and Brennan approach her car, a silver Mercedes convertible.]
Booth: anda gotta be kidding me.
Brennan: What? My publishers gave it to me.
Booth: Gave it to you?
Brennan: Book sales are pretty good. It's supposed to be a nice car.
Booth: Gave it to you?
Brennan: Yeah.
Booth: Well, why'd anda park it crooked?
Brennan: The guy told me to always park it like that.
Booth: He's wrong. Makes anda look like an idiot.
Cop: anda mind if I make an observation?
Brennan: No, of course not.
Cop: In your book, the cops come off as very one-dimensional. Why is that?
Brennan: anda mean two-dimensional.
Zack: One-dimensionality exists only in theory as a mathematical value.
Cop: O-kay. Really looking ke hadapan to your seterusnya book.
Brennan: Did anda bring the thermal imager?
Zack: I don't think we need it. [Brennan glares at him] It makes me look like the Great Gazoo.
Brennan: Okay, I don't know what that means, but we definitely need it, Zack.
Booth: [to Zack, in the thermal imaging suit] How's it going there, Darth? Seen anything on Saturn? [to Brennan] Please tell me you've seen at least one bintang Wars movie.
Brennan: When I was seven, and leave Zack alone.
Dr. Goodman: When I berkata anda should think of this invitation as a summons I understated it. It's a subpoena, a Grand Jury subpoena. Ignore it at your own peril.
Brennan: You're not going to api, kebakaran us if we don't go.
Dr. Goodman: No, not api, kebakaran you, but I can alih your parking spots to lot M. Enjoy the shuttle ride.
Zack: The shuttle smells like feet.
Zack: These are the smallest remains I've ever worked on.
Brennan: That's a valid observation, Zack, but it's not helpful to the investigation.
Zack: Sorry, Dr. Brennan.
Brennan: I was at Waco. Branch Davidian compound. I helped identify children who had been killed in the fire, seventeen of them.
Zack: So you're saying I'll get used to it?
Brennan: No, I'm saying anda will never get used to it. We're primates, social creatures, it's coded into our DNA to protect our young, even from each other.
Zack: So I'm always going to feel terrible?
Brennan: What helps me is to pull back emotionally. Just... put your hati, tengah-tengah in a box.
Zack: I'm not good with metaphor, Dr. Brennan.
Brennan: Focus on the details.
Zack: Details, yeah, I can do that.
Brennan: Any way to enhance it?
Angela: Well, I wouldn't bet a tarikh with Colin Farrell on it.
Brennan: I know him. He's funny.
Angela: Funny is Will Ferrell, sweetie. Hot is Colin Farrell.
Brennan: I'm afraid Angela might quit.
Booth: I'm amazed she stuck it out this long.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: Well, because she's human. I'm sorry, Bones, it's just that, anda know Angela didn't get the same training the rest of anda got on planet Vulcan.
Booth: Whoa. He must be one of those Hodgins-es.
Zack: Who are those Hodgins-es?
Booth: I mean the Cantilever Group Hodgins.
Angela: Oh, my God.
Zack: The Same Cantilever Group that generates lebih GNP than Europe?
Angela: Get this: they're the single biggest donors to the Jeffersonian Institute.
Booth: Ha! That makes Hodgins your boss!
Booth: Okay, if anda can't see the guy's face, maybe anda can grab a reflection.
Zack: [impressed] That's a workable idea.
Booth: Well, I'd say thanks, anda know, if anda didn't say it like it was some kind of miracle.
Hodgins: Chem Lab mass spectrometer identifies the particulates in Charlie Sanders' mouth as fluoride. [Brennan is staring at her computer screen] I know that look.
Brennan: What?
Hodgins: You're Penulisan another book. When anda write anda get this stunned look on your face like anda stuck a fork in a toaster.
Brennan: Do anda remember me, Sean?
Sean Cook: You're the museum lady, the one who's so smart.
Brennan: Yeah, I'm pretty smart.
[outside the interrogation room]
Attorney: [sarcastically] And modest.
Booth: Oh, believe me, she is being modest.
Brennan: sejak the way, there's a huge ding in my passenger side door because anda told me not to park it at an angle.
Booth: [laughs]
Brennan: Okay, that's just mean!
Dr. Goodman: anda are the best of us, Miss Montenegro. anda discern humanity in the wreck of a ruined human body. anda give victims back their faces, their identities, anda remind us all of why we're here in the first place... because we treasure human life. [Angela tears up and hugs Dr. Goodman, Brennan walks in]
Brennan: What happened?
Zack: Apparently, all Angela needed was to hear her job huraian in a deep, African-American tone.
The Man in the dinding [1.6]
Angela: TGIF? anda heard of that?
Brennan: Yeah, it's some kind of acronym, but my peti masuk is full.
Angela: We know that's not true.
Brennan: And there's a TV tunjuk that needs research. Not that they listen.
Angela: We're going.
Brennan: I really should catalog that skull, its in the museums exhibit on the French Revolution.
Angela: Yeah, Pepe Le Pu is lebih important then booze, and boys.
Brennan: I don't think that's his name.
Angela: We are so going to tear it up tonight.
Bones: Wait, that’s slang, right?
Angela: Right.
Bones: Is my costume alright?
Angela: Sweetie, it’s not a costume, it’s a cute outfit, and yes, it looks perfect.
[yelling over the music]
Bones: It’s so tribal.
Angela: Don’t say tribal, sweetie.
Bones: Why? Oh, because of all the black people?
[an argument has started over Bones' use of the word "tribal"]
Girl: No, fool. She's using Descartes' philosophy to say she's down with the music.
Other Girl: Who anda calling a fool, fool? (fight breaks out)
Agent: Are anda sure she can handle this?
Booth: Look, no one in our lab knows the first thing about dealing with a mummy. I would have had to call her in anyway.
Agent: She assaulted two agents who were trying to tape off the body.
Bones: They were trying to compromise the remains!
Agent: A awan of Meth covered the dance floor. I think they’ve inhaled quite a lot.
Booth: Are anda two high?
Angela: Only sejak accident, so it doesn’t count.
[Bones is high]
Booth: anda run this place, Mr. Hall, which is interesting to know, cause, anda know, we found some drugs on this dead…
Bones: We found them. We found them.
Booth: Alright, we found some drugs on the dead guy. We’re going to want to know where they came from? Why he had them?
Bones: Why?
Booth: Why he had them?
Bones: Why he had them?
Hodgins: Chamomile tea? It's very soothing.
Brennan: No, I just need your results.
Hodgins: How about a stick to pry the monkey off your back?
Brennan: I grabbed a couple hours of sleep on my sofa, kerusi panjang and showered in the lab's decontamination room.
Booth: Ooh, anda really know how to live.
Hall: Rulz.
Booth: What rules?
Hall: That’s his name.
Bones: You’ve never danced?
Zack: I’ve been told I look like a marionette in a wind storm.
Bones: I’m not the one who’s snippy.
Booth: "Snippy?" What are you, like, seventy?
Bones: I think anda should find a nice relaxing place to go on that vacation. Somewhere where anda can get a massage, maybe do some yoga.
Booth: I don’t do yoga okay, push ups, sit ups, pull ups…that’s what I do.
Booth: Why exactly are we talking about this?
Bones: Because you’re tense.
Booth: Because we’re talking.
Bones: Yet much of the iconic quality of the urban Muzik lies in the perceived atau actual rivalry between the principal artists.
Hall: Where did anda find her?
Booth: Museum.
Handler: I mean, so what, he drools a little. What’s up with that? anda know, your eyes are kinda close together but I don’t comment.
Booth: I apologize.
Handler: Is he sincere?
Bones: (pauses, considers Booth) Yeah.
Handler: Alright then, we accept.
Bones: anda did not murder Eve Warren.
Rulz: This is a weird kind of interrogation, huh? Cops telling me what I didn’t do.
Rulz: Mount was gonna jump.
Bones: anda mean commit suicide?
Rulz: Where did anda find her?
Booth: Museum.
Rulz: I mean labels, jump labels.
Booth: anda know what? I’m going to spread the pain. Alright, that’s my new motto.(Booth turns and leaves. Bones chases behind him.)
Bones: Wait, I can help spread pain. Wait!
Bones: hei Booth! Don’t break the cane. Arrest him and confiscate the cane as evidence.
Booth: What?
Bones: I need the cane.
Booth: Arrest him for what? (points to bodyguard) He’s the guy who pointed a gun at a Federal agent.
Bones: Uttering threats atau smelling bad atau anything.
Booth: Fine, here. Randal Hall, I’m placing anda under arrest for the assault of a Federal agent.
Hodgins: Because anda have arms like noodles while I'm vigorous and burly.
Bones: Not Booth. Booth did not baulk.
Angela: Sweetie, it’s always the guy.
Bones: No, Booth is not a baulker.
A Man on Death Row [1.7]
Booth: Name?
Brennan: anda know my name.
Booth: Bones, anda are making an official request to the FBI to be allowed to carry a concealed weapon. I have to follow protocol.
Brennan: Its ridiculous.
Booth: Fine. Then we're done here. Do anda want to get some coffee?
Brennan: My name is Dr. Temperance Brennan.
Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Brennan: To shoot people.
Booth: Not a good response.
Brennan: It's the truth.
Booth: anda know, I'm Penulisan "self defense in the performance of my duties pursuing suspected felons as contracted out to the FBI."
Brennan: So I can shoot them.
Booth: Have anda ever been charged with a felony?
Brennan: Charged atau convicted?
Booth: Charged.
Brennan: anda know I have.
Booth: I have to ask the questions.
Brennan: Bureaucratic nonsense.
Booth: Never the less, name of the arresting officer?
Brennan: You. [Booth gives her a look.] Special Agent Seeley Booth. Do anda need me to spell that for you?
Booth: I can sound it out.
Booth: anda can't have a gun.
Brennan: Why not?
Booth: Because anda were charged with a felony.
Brennan: Write down that anda were wrong to charge me.
Booth: Oh, there's no angkasa for that.
Brennan: Why did we go through all this if anda were never going to give me a gun?
Booth: anda have a constitutional right to apply for a weapon. I would never deny your constitutional right.
Brennan: Well uh, I need a gun.
Booth: Rules are rules.
Brennan: Tell them that I shot a murderer who was going to light me on fire.
Booth: Which is why anda weren't convicted, but anda did shoot an unarmed man. I... I can't ignore that. I swore an oath to protect society from people who shoot people.
Brennan: It was only his leg, and he's in jail for the rest of his life. How much is he going to use it anyway?
Amy: Am I interrupting?
Booth: I told them not to let anda in this building. I gave them a picture.
Amy: Which is why I wore the tiny skirt.
Booth: Very cute.
Amy: anda work with Booth?
Brennan: Yes, I'm a forensic anthropologist.
Amy: I'm a defense lawyer. I tend to work against Booth.
Booth: If it's all the same, I'd prefer anda two didn't bond in any way.
[Hodgins and Zack are racing beetles]
Hodgins: What if they get mixed up?
Zack: I can tell them apart. [points to one] That's Jeff and [points to the other] that's Ollie. I win.
Hodgins: What? Wha... That one was mine!
Zack: anda had Jeff. I had Ollie, Ollie won and anda owe me a buck.
Hodgins: anda want in on the action Angela?
Angela: No, thank you. I'm going to go have sex.
Angela: anda sure anda don't wanna come? Troy can call a friend.
Brennan: [looking at bones] I've been waiting months for these. It's a partial skeleton from southern France. It's...
Angela: anda know the whole point of the week, is the weekend. This is not the cabaret, my friend. Life is the cabaret. Come to the cabaret. [Brennan stares at her] It's like describing the moon to a mole.
Booth: [notices the beetles] Okay, our tax dollars hard at work.
Hodgins: Yeah, what's break time at the FBI, book burning?
Angela: Look at this guy. He's cuter than a monkey with a puppy.
Booth: hei Bones, what are anda doing this weekend?
Brennan: I have plans.
Booth: Come on, I'm serious.
Brennan: Between your girlfriend the corporate lawyer and the defense lawyer on the side, your weekend must be completely booked. What is your thing with lawyers?
Booth: Uh, look seven years ago, a seventeen tahun old girl, April Wright, was found beaten to death in a federal park. Okay? Amy is just trying to stop the guy who did it from being executed.
Brennan: So I guess we're not pursuing your lawyer obsession.
Brennan: Let's see if these shadows are bone fragments atau something else.
Booth: Like what?
Brennan: Let's pretend we're objective scientists and not indulge in conjecture.
Brennan: Zack, get a driver to take anda over to Greenbelt Park. I want anda to take pictures of the area where the body was, ground covering, paved areas.
Booth: Why does he need a driver?
Zack: [embarrassed] I can't drive.
Booth: You’re a genius who can’t drive?
Zack: If anda know what I know about con-structural design, anda wouldn’t drive either.
[The phone starts ringing in the lab and Hodgins picks it up]]
Hodgins: Hodgins.
Zack: [on other end of phone] Most trecondi codes have a complex numerical cypher.
Hodgins: That's a fun factoid Zack, thank you.
Zack: 12402510221, that's the number they found on the victim.
Hodgins: Well, you’re the one with the photographic memory. I'm the one that's good with the ladies.
Troy: Hey? So uh, what exactly do they do here? Ah, I thought Angela was an artist.
Hodgins: She is. We do mostly forensic identification and reconstruction of discorporated remains. My specialty is entomology and particulates. Have anda ever seen maggots? I just got these in.
Angela: Do not talk to him. Wait in the lounge, baby. It’s up those stairs right over there. Don’t talk to anybody.
Amy: So, anda seeing each other?
Brennan: Who?
Amy: anda and Booth.
Brennan: No. No, we're... we're working together.
Amy: Cause I'm picking up a bit of a sex vibe.
Brennan: No, that's tension. He has a girlfriend.
Amy: Tall, blonde, beautiful?
Brennan: Lawyer.
Amy: Figures... should've jumped him when I had the chance.
Brennan: You’re really interested in Booth?
Amy: anda aren’t?
Brennan: No.
Amy: Well then why are anda helping him?
Brennan: Because he asked me. He berkata please.
Amy: Come on, anda think he's hot?
Brennan: No, not at all. This is a very interesting case.
Amy: Booth did say anda had some kind of mania for the truth.
Brennan: Mania as in maniac?
Amy: I'm not sure he meant it as a bad thing, [Brennan stares at her] which obviously is how you're taking it.
Brennan: There was doubt. We had an obligation to respect that doubt. We all share in the death of every human being.
Booth: Very poetic.
Brennan: No, very literal. We all share DNA. When I look at a bone it's not some artifact that I can separate from myself. It's a part of a person who got here the same way I did. It should never be easy to take someone's life. I don't care who it is.
The Girl in the Fridge [1.8]
Brennan: Angela, is this conversation really appropriate here?
Angela: Sorry, but I'm into alive people.
Zack: (excitedly) The Anthropology Journal is publishing our piece on the Coronals suture.
Brennan: Worthy interruption. (Zack offers his fist to her, she looks confused)
Zack: You're supposed to bump my fist with yours.
Brennan: Why?
Zack: I'm told it's a widely acknowledged gesture of mutual success. (Puts his fist down)
Angela: I Cinta it when anda two impersonate earthlings.
Hodgins: Okay, now, this is weird. There's some guy in the lounge who asked me to give anda this. (Hands a box to Brennan)
Angela: Is he alive? Because this is an excellent start to a relationship.
Hodgins: I didn't put a mirror under his nose atau anything. (To Brennan) He berkata that you'd know who he was when anda opened it. (Brennan opens the package, inspects the contents, then hurries out of the room)
Angela: Okay, a guy that gets her to stop working? This I have to see. (Angela leaves the room, quickly followed sejak Hodgins and Zack)
Brennan: So why are anda here?
Michael: George Washington universiti wants to talk to me about heading their Anthropology department.
Brennan: They'd be lucky to get you.
Michael: I assume they tried anda first.
Brennan: I already had a job.
Hodgins: (Referring to Brennan and her gentleman caller) It's like watching cars mate.
Angela: It's got to be Michael. Stires. Her Forensic Anthropology professor from Northwestern. They were...
Hodgins: Very, very close? (Angela nods)
Zack: Dr. Brennan is my Forensic Anthropology professor. Does that mean -
Angela and Hodgins: (firmly, shaking their heads) No.
Zack: (to himself, trying to draw a logical conclusion) If she was his student, and I'm her student, then it follows...
Hodgins: Ain't gonna happen, Zack-O, not in this universe.
Brennan: (smiling) Not tonight. I have a dinner.
Booth:: (surprised) What? Wow. I just assumed that the two of anda would be eating off an autopsy table.
Hodgins: Using a refrigerator to hide a body...kinda perfect isn't it?
Zack: A good way to remove the victim without being detected. The rubber gaskets meterai in the odor.
Angela: Maybe the company should use that in their ads.
(Zack and Hodgins approach Michael like protective older brothers)
Hodgins: (arms crossed) anda were Brennan’s professor?
Michael: She was twenty-three, an adult.
Hodgins: That’s what Clinton said.
Zack: anda run through a lot of students?
Michael: That was a long time lalu and Tempe was very advanced, lebih a colleague than a student.
Zack: I'm a pretty advanced student.
Michael: No offense, but I'm not interested.
Zack: No, uh, I meant me and her...
Hodgins: (laughs and bumps Zack's shoulder) Burn!
Angela: Where did anda go to makan malam, majlis makan malam last night?.
Brennan: We wound up staying in. We need to know if that amount was accrued over time atau was delivered in one large dose.
Angela: (delighted) anda didn't come back to the lab, did you?
Michael: I made frittata.
Angela: (impressed) Oh, wow, he cooks too. Can we share him?
Booth: anda know, when the regular stuff, when it gets old, anda need to spice it up atau it's over. The sex is good anda don't need any help.
Brennan: (smirking to herself) Yeah, that's for sure.
Booth: Sorry?
Brennan: I was agreeing.
Booth: Yeah, well, don't. It kinda freaks me out.
Brennan: I was just saying that I myself feel not inclination towards pain atau dominance when it comes to sex.
Booth: Are anda sure?
Brennan: Yeah, I'm sure.
Booth: 'Cause anda can be very bossy.
(She swats him with a crop from the evidence box)
Brennan:(triumphantly) Her legs were bound.
Zach: There are erosion patterns from the Bones rubbing together over time.
Booth: If this were the result of sex games, then the legs, they wouldn't be bound together. (Michael looks back at him skeptically) Oh, come on, anda know? Lookin' for a little nooky, the last thing anda tie together are the legs.
Booth: Bones. The judge is holding them without bail. The US attorney is thinking about sending anda flowers.
Brennan: Facts are facts.
Booth: Uh, Bones, I have to ask - how much have anda been sharing with, uh, the professor?
Brennan: (indignant) None of your business.
Booth: I mean on the case.
Booth: Bones, anda okay?
Brennan: Why wouldn't I be?
Booth: Oh, 'cause the nutty professor's graded your paper. What'd give you, anyway? I was always happy with a B.
Brennan: I never got a B, and I never will.
Booth: That's my girl.
Jury Consultant: Juries don't like you.
Brennan: Excuse me?
Jury Consultant: I've seen anda testify before, Dr. Brennan. anda come off as cold and aloof. I want to make sure -
Brennan: Cold and aloof?
Jury Consultant: Try not interrupting, it makes anda sound arrogant. Also, don't front load your testimony with technical crap.
Booth: (shaking his head warningly at the Jury Consultant) Look, this really is not the best approach.
Brennan: How I feel doesn't matter. My job doesn't depend on it.
Levitt: But it's informed sejak it. Are anda as cold and unfeeling as anda seem?
Brennan: I see a face on every skull. I can look at their Bones and tell anda how they walked, where they hurt. Maggie Schilling is real to me. The pain she suffered was real. Her hip was being eaten away sejak infection from lying on her side. Sure, like Dr. Stires said, the disease could contribute to that if anda take it out of context, but anda can’t break Maggie Schilling down into little pieces. She was a whole person who fought to free herself. Her wrists were broken from struggling against the handcuffs. The Bones in her ankles were ground together because her feet were tied, and her side, her hip, and her shoulder were being eaten away sejak infection, and the lebih she struggled, the lebih pain she was in, so they gave her those drugs to keep her quiet. They gave her so much it killed her. These facts can’t be ignored atau dismissed because anda think I’m boring atau obnoxious, because I don’t matter. What I feel doesn’t matter. Only she matters, only Maggie.
The Man in the Fallout Shelter [1.9]
Brennan: I don’t like Secret Santa. The idea that we are forced sejak convention to exchange meaningless gifts is…
Angela: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know. If anda rearrange Secret Santa though, anda get Secret Satan.
Brennan: What possible meaning could that have?
Angela: I’ve already had an eggnog, if anda can’t tell. Now, how am I going to enjoy this party knowing that my best friend in the whole world is in the lab, eyeball to eyeball, with Skeletor?
Brennan: Who?
Brennan: Booth, will anda escort Angela to the Krismas party and make sure she doesn’t photocopy her butt?
Brennan: I thought that anda were at the party.
Booth: Oh, that wasn’t a party, that was a bintang Wars convention.
Angela: Hey, whose fault is this?
Hodgins: Who forced me to go to the party where I drank too much and had to hide from Crystal?
Angela: Who never should have cut into a bone with a drunken fool in the room?
Zack: Who brought us human remains just to ditch a little paper work?
Booth: Oh, wait, you’re saying this is my fault?
Dr. Goodman: anda knew Dr. Brennan could not resist.
Brennan: Well, I would have been able to resist if I was in Niger, where I wanted to be.
Booth: What are those little tiny lights dancing on the ceiling?
Dr. Goodman: For the third time, those are minit firings of neurons on your optic nerve due to your reaction to the anti-fungal cocktail.
Booth: Wow, whoa. They’re beautiful.
Dr. Goodman: (laughs) anda are stoned, Agent Booth.
Angela: It’s all so tragic. A cheap wedding ring sewn into his suit, two tickets to Paris, it makes anda wonder who was the girl. Can anda imagine what it was like for her, waiting and wondering never knowing what happened?
Brennan: I don’t have to imagine.
Booth: Bones, it’s after midnight. Hmm? Krismas Eve Day. Both an eve and a day, it’s a Krismas miracle.
Brennan: Still enjoying your medication, I see.
Booth: anda don’t seem too upset about missing Christmas.
Brennan: Indications are that Christ, if he existed, was born in late spring and the celebration of his birth was shifted to coincide with the pagan right of the winter solace so that early Christians weren’t persecuted.
Booth: What are you, like, the Krismas killer?
Brennan: It’s the truth.
Booth: No it sounds like the truth because it’s so rational, right? But the… anda know, the true truth is anda hate Krismas so anda just spout out all these facts and anda ruin it for everyone else.
Brennan: I ruin the true truth with facts?
Angela: Alright, we need a way to choose our Secret Santa’s.
Zack: I could build a Rawak generator.
Dr. Goodman: Wouldn’t it be better to match complimentary people in a premeditated manner?
Hodgins: I’ve got five numbers in my head and five letters. anda tell me the number and I’ll tell anda the matching letter.
Dr. Goodman: Are the letter sequential atau are the numbers sequential?
Hodgins: Sequential, we'll go in order oldest to youngest.
Zack: Six.
Hodgins: There’s no six.
Dr. Goodman: A through E and 1 through 5?
Booth: (holds out a canister with their names written out on slips on paper in front of them) Just pick a name and if anda get your own put it back in.
Dr. Goodman: Oh. That could work.
Hodgins: Yeah that’s good.
Angela: Good idea.
Brennan: Anthropologically speaking, gifts are a way of asserting dominance in a group. Now imagine an entire holiday devoted to self promotion, especially in this materialistic culture. How can anda expect me to get behind that? How can anda get behind that?
Booth: Wow, that’s…that’s deep. It’s a very deep pile of crap.
Brennan: anda came to me with information this morning, a peace offering, but it was to make anda feel better not me, proves my point. (points to picture) Any idea what this is?
Booth: No.
Brennan: Me neither, try Dr. Goodman.
Booth: anda know Bones, anda make it very very hard for me to be nice to you.
Hodgins: Puperia showed Lionel had valley fever.
Brennan: We sorta knew that.
Hodgins: Wow, was that a shot? Because I apologized. I mean, Goodman doesn’t get to see his family. Zack doesn’t get to see his family. Booth doesn’t get to see his son. At least I’m an accidental Grinch; with all due respect, you’re the Grinch on purpose.
Brennan: I have no idea what anda are saying to me.
Hodgins: The Grinch is a relatively well known creation of a children’s penulis named Dr. Seuss.
Brennan: I’m not really who anda want to talk to about…Booth has a kid?
Hodgins: anda didn’t know?
Brennan: No.
Hodgins: I wasn’t the one who told you.
Dr. Goodman: The girlfriend was in trouble.
Angela: Pregnant in trouble?
Hodgins: Ooh, apparently Careful Lionel wasn’t so careful.
Booth: Marry a pregnant girl in Oklahoma in the late fifties.
Dr. Goodman: Do anda suppose Lionel came up here to procure an abortion?
Angela: anda know what? This isn’t a very Krismas Eve-type story.
Brennan: Of course it is, the whole Christ myth has been built upon the derails of an unwed mother.
Booth: Okay, could we just stop bringing up the whole Christ myth thing? Some people believe it is lebih than just a myth.
Brennan: Well, who besides you?
Dr. Goodman: That would be me Dr. Brennan. I’m a deacon at my church.
Angela: I do, Krismas and Easter, anyway.
Hodgins: Although I believe organized religion is just another political movement designed to control the masses, it doesn’t mean God doesn’t Cinta me.
Zack: Hey, I’m a rationalist empiricist all the way. Unless anda talk to my mother. Then I’m Lutheran.
Angela: anda have to find the girl and tell her what anda know. Don’t anda see? anda can give her the answer that anda never got.
Brennan: Wha…Angela.
Angela: I’m sorry, sweetie, but it’s true. anda have a chance here.
Brennan: To say what? "Merry Christmas, Ivy Gillespie. Your fiancé was murdered and your life was ruined but hey, at least anda get to know what happened to him."
Angela: Don’t anda wish somebody had berkata that to you?
Brennan: Yes. (she gets up and leaves)
Booth: anda just gave somebody the best Krismas gift they could ever get. Who’s the secret Santa now?
Brennan: Stop. (her voice activates the robot laying on the counter seterusnya to Booth. It starts doing push-ups. Booth looks at it)
Booth: Ooh. (laughs) That weirdo assistant of yours just made me the coolest dad in the world.
The Woman at the Airport [1.10]
Brennan: (to Zack) X-rays, pictures, we’re going to do this without touching the actual skeleton as much as possible.
Zack: Kid gloves?
Brennan: Latex should be alright. (pauses) Zack, were anda being metaphoric?
Zack: I decided to give it a shot. Which is also metaphoric.
(Brennan’s office. She walks in and sees Booth sitting at her desk.)
Brennan: I need a receptionist. I can’t just have anybody waltzing in here.
Brennan: I can’t go to Los Angeles. I have an Iron Age warrior to authenticate.
Booth: Iron Age warrior, when was the Iron Age?
Brennan: Fifteen hundred years ago.
Booth: Fresh body bits, just a little lebih urgent.
Brennan: anda do realize there are a lot lebih fresh bodies then there are perfect specimens from the Iron Age?
Booth: anda know when anda say things like that, it’s just to bug me, right?
(Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills, CA. Booth is driving a blue mustang convertible.)
Brennan: This car doesn’t feel very FBI-y.
Booth: Bones, this is a nineteen sixty-six mustang. It’s a classic and what goes better than that with the FBI?
Brennan: How come on the rental agreement under "model," anda made the guy write sedan?
Booth: C’mon. We’re in California. (puts his arm behind her shoulders.) Look, palm trees.
Brennan: anda know, I like to drive sometimes.
Booth: Look, our contact out her is Special Agent Trisha Finn.
Brennan: I’m an excellent driver.
Booth: Okay, Rainman.
Brennan: I don’t know what that means.
Booth: I’m always gonna drive. anda know that, right? Me behind the wheel and anda over there on the grandma side.
Brennan: I’m not above telling Deputy Director Cullen what kind of car anda rented. (cut to Brennan driving)
Hodgins: Look, there’s no bugs on him, haven’t been for over a thousand years.
Dr. Goodman: There may be spores and pollens, correct?
Hodgins: Probably not.
Dr. Goodman: Dozen of species of pollens have been discovered from the crustaceous era. How long lalu was that?
Zack: (raises hand) Sixty-five million years. (Hodgins glares at him.) That was a pretty good comeback.
Hodgins: We all know that you’re going to say, "I’m unable to authenticate with confidence."
Zack: Why would he do that?
Hodgins: When anda declare something authentic, anda run the risk of being proven wrong. That doesn’t happen if anda equivocate. As head of the Jeffersonian, Dr. Goodman will place the reputation of the institution over everything else.
Dr. Goodman: I’m an archaeologist. My findings will be congruent with the facts.
Hodgins: With all due respect, anda used to be an archaeologist. (Hodgins and Dr. Goodman glare at each other)
Zack: I have no idea what’s going on between anda two right now.
Dr. Goodman: His Bones menanggung, bear the marks of battle. His weapons are of good quality, well used. He’s old for a warrior, yet how did he die Mr. Addy?
Zack: Looks like tuberculosis.
Dr. Goodman: A proud man. Not the ending he would have wanted, yet he was surrounded sejak family and friends, a good death. (Hodgins looks up at the ceiling and rolls his eyes, annoyed.)
Hodgins: Oh, please. Now you’re describing a scene from Lord of the Rings.
Booth: Okay guys, let’s turn our attention back to the murder victim. I’d like to go pay a visit to Dr. Boobs.
Finn: Why? If implants were stolen from him, he won’t know anything.
Booth: Because it’s the only lead that we’ve got, Finn, and leads are great for screenplays, atau even, say, if you’re actually working a real case.
Zack: I have something for you.
Angela: (sighs) Is it chocolate?
Zack: No.
Angela: Then I find my interest has flagged.
Zack: This is the type of situation where someone says, "Oh, my God."
Hodgins: Pretend you're a person and say it.
Zack: Oh, my God.
The Woman in the Car [1.11]
Stacy: I’m Stacy Goodyear and joining me on 'Wakeup DC' is Dr. Temperance Brennan. She’s the penulis of the best selling mystery novel, 'Bred in the Bone' and she’s also…now tell me if I get this wrong…an anthropologist who works with the FBI to solve crimes?
Brennan: Yes, that’s correct. I use the Bones of people who have been murdered atau burned atau blown up atau eaten sejak Haiwan atau insects atau just decomposed.
Stacy: Well, that’s exciting. Um, Dr. Brennan, your book has sold over three hundred thousand copies. How do anda juggle twin careers as a best selling penulis and crime fighting scientist?
Brennan: Well I do one, then the other.
Pickering: Didn’t I see anda on Televisyen this morning, Dr. Brennan?
Brennan: How could I possibly know what anda watched on television? (she sees Booth and starts to walk over to him) Booth, I have to talk to you.
Pickering: Yeah, it was definitely her.
(Talking about Brennan's TV interview)
Brennan: Okay, what did I do wrong?
Booth: Maybe seterusnya time tell a funny story. Oh, never say anda don’t like children.
Brennan: I didn’t say I don’t like children. I just berkata I don’t want any.
Booth: On TV that’s the same thing.
Brennan: anda arrest someone really small lately? Car kerusi, tempat duduk in the back.
Booth: Oh, I had Parker for the weekend.
Brennan: I don’t know how anda do that.
Booth: Install a car kerusi, tempat duduk in an FBI vehicle?
Brennan: Bring a kid into this world knowing what anda know. I’ll bet Parker was an accident, right? Because his mother wouldn’t marry you? (Booth laughs and shakes his head) What?
Booth: It never occurred to anda that that might be a sensitive topic.
Brennan: Well anda could have gone with the very small felon story.
Booth: I’m better for Parker being in the world. Someday anda will see that.
Brennan: No I won’t.
Booth: You’ll change your mind.
Brennan: Ah, I don’t do that.
Booth: anda will.
Cullen: Well, at least nobody got shot. Probably cause she didn’t have a gun.
Pickering: When was the last time anda saw your husband?
Angela: My husband?
Pickering: Yes.
Angela: Oh. (laughs) Oh. (chuckles) Wow, anda mean that actually took? Really, it didn’t seem legal. We were in Fiji. anda know, there was a api, kebakaran dance. anda know how those things can be, right?
Pickering: I really don’t, Miss Montenegro.
Angela: Right.
Booth: anda know the ear anda found? There’s no way it’s her own ear, right?
Brennan: How could it be her own ear?
Booth: That’s what I’m saying.
Brennan: What?
Booth: It’s definitely not her ear.
Brennan: How could she bite off her own ear?
Hodgins: Okay, okay, so you’re telling me that my toe chewing moron cousin was appointed to a secret post in a secret part of the government anda can’t tell me about so anda compiled a secret dossier on me, but I’m the one who’s paranoid.
Pickering: We don’t use the word dossier.
Hodgins: What was the finding? I…I still work here so…
Pickering: Harmless.
Hodgins: Harmless? I’m harmless?
Pickering: Yes, anda do not pose a viable threat.
Hodgins: Well that’s just insulting.
Pickering: If anda want me to interview you, I will, but I will only discover what we already know. anda are benign.
Hodgins: I am not benign, lady. I’m not harmless. I’m malignant! I’m a loaded cannon…
Pickering: Thank anda Dr. Hodgins. (she walks away)
Hodgins: I know things that would curdle your blood including a formula that literally curdles blood!
Pickering: Could we start please?
Zack: Anytime, I can do two things at once.
Pickering: Mr. Addy, I require your full attention.
Zack: No anda don’t, but I’ll give it to you.
Pickering: What I need to do here is to establish that anda are not a threat to the security of this country.
Zack: I’m getting a degree in Forensic Anthropology. I’m half way through another in Engineering. What are anda afraid I will do? Build a race of criminal robots that will destroy the earth?
Pickering: Do anda have that kind of Fantasi often?
Zack: Very often.
Pickering: Does it concern anda that such adolescent thoughts are a sign of emotional retardation?
Zack: I’ve been told. I’m working on it.
Pickering: Can anda understand why that concerns us?
Zack: Not really.
Pickering: Hypothetically, anda have a piece of information…
Zack: Secret and meaningful information?
Pickering: Yes, and the security of the country's at stake; can I bribe anda to give it to me?
Zack: No.
Pickering: Threaten you?
Zack: No.
Pickering: What if I made a reasonable rational argument, very persuasive?
Zack: Merely persuasive?
Pickering: Irrefutable. I make an irrefutable argument as to why anda should give me this piece of information. Would anda do so?
Zack: Not without checking with Dr. Brennan atau Angela first, see what they said, maybe Agent Booth if he would talk to me. He probably wouldn’t. I'd check with Dr. Hodgins but he’d say it was all part of some conspiracy... so I must only take his Nasihat on women. Four hundred and eighty volts…three hundred and fifty amps.
Pickering: I beg your pardon?
Zack: It's sorta secret information. I probably shouldn’t tell you. Any other questions? Good.
Booth: The material witness for a specially convened grand jury and anda Lost him?
Weeks: The guy's pretty smart, genius level. Do anda have any idea what it is like to interact with those types of people?
Booth: Yeah, a little.
Brennan: anda just told me not to jump to a conclusion.
Booth: No offense intended.
Brennan: No, anda were right! It’s just I usually get to tell you.
Booth: Well, our relationship has taken a whole new turn.
Booth: Alright, Zack! Zack! This guy Decker, he’s like you. He’s in the whole stratosphere IQ wise.
Zack: What's his IQ?
Booth: It's 163.
Brennan: Oh, he's not where Zack is.
Zack: If he's in the stratosphere, I'm in the ionosphere.
Decker: Look, analytically, I understand that many lives outweigh the one, but I cannot trade my son's life.
Weeks: Have anda considered that sejak not testifying your wife will have died in vain?
Cullen: Shut it, Weeks. If anda people had protected Mr. Decker and his family properly, we wouldn’t even be here.
Pickering: Can anda tell me what anda were doing in Cuba?
Brennan: Only if anda tell me first.
Pickering: I beg your pardon?
Brennan: I don't know your security clearance.
Pickering: Well what is your security clearance?
Brennan: anda should check with the state department.
Pickering: I'm from the state department.
Brennan: Then that should make it easy for you.
Brennan: Why don't we ever take my car?
Booth: Do anda have bullet proof vests in the trunk?
Brennan: No.
Booth: That's why.
Brennan: Tell me anda tried "excuse me" first.
Angela: Ah, Sweetie. Yes, I did. Welcome home. Are anda exhausted? Was Guatemala awful? Was it horribly backward?
Brennan: And yet, I was never reduced to flashing my boobs for information.
Angela: anda know, diving head first in a pit of cadavers is no way to handle a messy breakup.
Brennan: Angela, nothing Pete and I ever did was messy.
Angela: [laughs] Then anda weren't doing the right things.
Brennan: Look, I am sorry if I embarrassed anda in front of your friends, but seterusnya time anda should identify yourself before attacking me.
DHS Officer: Most people in this situation, what they do, is sweat.
Brennan: Guatemala. Genocide. How are anda scary after that?
Booth: Bones identifies bodies for us.
Brennan: Don't call me Bones and I do lebih than identify.
Bones: That’s the best anda can do?
Booth: What?
Bones: Getting Homeland Security to snatch me so anda can stage a fake rescue.
Booth: Well at least I picked anda up at the airport, huh?
Booth: A decomposed corpse was found this morning at Arlington National Cemetery...
Brennan: Arlington National Cemetery is full of decomposed corpses. It's a cemetery.
Brennan: [to Booth] If anda drive one lebih block, I'm screaming "kidnap" out the window.
Booth: anda know, you're not the only forensic anthropologist in town.
Brennan: [laughs] Yes, I am. The seterusnya universiti is in Montreal. Parlez-vous français?
Booth: What's it going to take?
Brennan: Full participation in the case.
Booth: Fine.
Brennan: Not just lab work. Everything.
Booth: What? anda want me to spit in my hand? We're Scully and Mulder.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Booth: anda know, in my line of work, no clothes usually means a sex crime.
Brennan: In my line of work, it could also mean the victim favored natural fibers.
Zack: Your suit, for example, will outlast your Bones sejak decades.
Booth: When did she die?
Brennan: Ehh.
Zack: Ehh.
Booth: What does that even mean?
Zack: It means wait until our bug and slime guy takes a look.
Goodman: What's the rule, Mr. Addy?
Zack: anda only Converse with PhDs. anda do realize I'm halfway through two doctorates. Two halves make a whole, so mathematically speaking...
Goodman: Go polish a bone, Mr. Addy.
Goodman: Dr. Brennan, are anda playing me?
Brennan: anda know I'm no good at that.
Goodman: Hmm. Thus far. But anda have a disturbingly steep learning curve.
(All looking at the hologram of a woman)
Brennan: Does anyone recognize her?
Zack: Not me.
Angela: Wait. Is that who I think it is?
Zack: The girl who had the affair with the Senator.
Booth: Her name is Cleo Louise Eller. The only daughter to Ted and Sharon Eller. Last seen approximately nine p.m., April 6th, 2003 leaving the cardio-deluxe gym on Kay Street. She didn’t even make it to her car.
Brennan: Pretty good memory.
Booth: Yeah, well it’s my job to find her.
Hodgins: Well in that case congratulations on your success.
Booth: Temperance, partners share things. Builds trust.
Brennan: Since when are we partners?
Booth: I apologize for the assumption.
Brennan: I hate psychology. It's a soft science.
Angela: I know, but people are mostly soft.
Brennan: Except for their bones.
Brennan: What if Booth is right? What if I'm only good with Bones and lousy with people?
Angela: People like you.
Brennan: I don't care if men like me.
Angela: Okay, interesting jump from 'people' to 'men,' but I'm sure it means nothing.
Brennan: I hate psychology.
Bones: My most meaningful relationships are with dead people.
Hodgins: The Senator, ah, he is smart. He gets an intern pregnant, then murders her when it threatens his career. And he has the connections to get away with it.
Brennan: I hate it when anda make paranoia plausible. It's like sliding off a cliff.
Hodgins: In a nutshell, anxious, depressed and nauseous.
Brennan: Take a sick day.
Booth: A case this big, the director is going to create a special investigation unit. And if I line my ducks up in a row, I can, maybe, head it up.
Brennan: I don't know what that means, but I think maybe I can be a duck.
Booth: What are anda trying to do?
Brennan: Blackmail you.
Booth: Blackmail a federal agent.
Brennan: Yes.
Booth: I don't like it.
Brennan: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
Booth: Fine. You're in.
Brennan: [looking at the screen] What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at?
Booth: Ahh, anda know, it's like pornography. You'll know when anda see it.
Brennan: anda didn't come for your TV. anda timed this for a booty call.
Zack: A good hypothesis withstands testing. That’s what makes it a good hypothesis.
Angela: Can I, as the only normal person in this room, say... eww?
Booth: He's got no sense of discretion, that kid. Typical squint.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Booth: When cops get stuck we bring in people like you, ya know? Squints. anda know, squint at things.
Brennan: Oh, anda mean people with very high IQs and basic reasoning skills?
Booth: anda expect me, a federal agent, to declare war on a United States senator based on your little holographic crystal ball?
Brennan: It's not magic. It's a logical recreation of events based on evidence.
Oliver: Will anda sign my book?
Brennan: Stalk me, Oliver, and I will kick your ass.
Oliver: He killed Cleo?
Booth: Yeah, he did.
Oliver: Then I'm okay with him bleeding to death.
Booth: That guy bleeds to death, Bones will go on trial for attempted murder. anda don't want that, do you?
Oliver: No.
Booth: Plus, I understand that applying pressure to a wound can be extremely painful.
Angela: Is the FBI going to lay charges against Brennan?
Hodgins: She only shot him in the leg... once.
Booth: She didn't give him a warning. She just shot him... with alcohol on her breath.
Goodman: It was her first shooting, anda can't expect her to be perfect right out of the gate.
Zack: How much warning did anda give people before anda sniped them?
The Man in the S.U.V. [1.2]
Brennan: He thinks just because Masruk's wife started working out and had a little makeover, she's having an affair.
Angela: Hmm, and how long were they married?
Booth: Eleven years.
Angela: I'm with him.
Brennan: There's no concrete proof.
Angela: Boobs perkier?
Booth: Mmm hmm.
Brennan: I don't believe this. If you're so sure, then why didn't anda confront her?
Angela: Because if she and her boyfriend were involved, she would warn him.
Booth: Very good.
Angela: I'm a constant surprise.
Brennan: Isn't the FBI working on that?
Hodgins: Yes. It's just for fun.
Brennan: To see who's better?
Hodgins: Maybe. A little. Yeah.
Brennan: Good luck.
Booth: Can we talk about something else?
Brennan: Sure. Tessa?
Booth: Tessa!? No. Why do anda want to talk about Tessa?
Brennan: What? Why? Why not? We won't talk about Tessa.
Booth: Okay, what's so funny?
Brennan: I just never figured anda being in a relationship.
Booth: Why? Do anda think somethings wrong with me?
Brennan: Not wrong. anda just have alpha male attributes usually associated with a solitary existence.
Booth: What me? You're solitary.
Brennan: No no, I'm private.
Agent Gibson: Dr. Brennan, I have jurisdiction.
Brennan: Then why don't I destroy my notes and let anda guarantee the identity of the remains.
Angela: Too bad we can't tell why he did it. Isn't that what we all want to know?
Hodgins: Someone seems really defensive about the FBI lately. anda realize Booth is just another government stooge?
Angela: [referring to Brennan] Please, she's been sleeping alone for months! She has enough pent up sexual energy to power a small mid-western city.
Angela: There is trouble in paradise!
Brennan: I beg your pardon?
Angela: Tessa does not feel secure in that relationship. I think she's threatened sejak you!
Brennan: anda talked to her?
Angela: Well, she didn’t say much but even though she has a phenomenal figure she was chowing down on a fat free muffin, and she was Membaca a book about unsolved FBI cases. Ah... She’s obviously feeling insecure.
Hodgins: She's spying for you?
Brennan: No, no!
Zack: They have nothing in common. It's difficult to sublimate intense sexual attraction. And we hear it's been a while.
Zack: Isn't that the FBI's job?
Hodgins: What, anda trust the FBI? anda realize those guys are gonna suppress whatever they need to cover their asses!
Zack: [to Brennan] I found a portion of the clavicle.
Hodgins: Are anda even listening?
Zack: No.
Hodgins: They have a separate division anda know. That way their hands are always clean. In 1970...
Brennan: Jack! We're trying to work!
Zack: If Smoky here had access to the president, why would he attack a café?
Brennan: Smoky?
Zack: It's how I deal with stress.
Hodgins: Targeting everyday places causes panic. People stay home, the economy is crippled. It's Terrorism 101, man.
Angela: [to Booth] So, how many nights a week does "Sexy" sleep over?
Booth: We're dealing with someone here who devalues an entire culture; terrorizing people sejak using God to justify mass murder.
Brennan: You're making it personal. That doesn't help.
Booth: It is personal, Bones. All of us die a little bit on one like this.
Brennan: We'll find out who killed him, Booth. We've got Hamid's body. anda can always count on the dead.
Booth: Trying to track down the doctor?
Brennan: Don't need him. It's definitely a toxin, but we can't determine what kind.
Zack: Too bad the liver is cooked; that could tell us everything.
Booth: anda know, I need subtitles walking in here.
Hodgins: I graduated bahagian, atas of my class, Rhodes Scholar, the youngest member inducted into the Academy of Physical Sciences, but [Brennan] still makes me feel like a cretin.
Zack: She apologized to me.
Angela: I think [Booth] likes you. God, if I were you, I'd buy a ticket on that ride.
The Boy In The pokok [1.3]
Zack: She berkata take a hint, but when I asked "what hint?" Naomi berkata if she told me what hint that it wouldn't be a hint anymore, it would be a statement.
Zack: I understood the individual words but I do not comprehend her meaning.
Angela: Did anda tell Naomi that?
Zack: Yes. She berkata ask your Friends if I have any.
Booth: Ah, anda know I'm glad we had that little chat about being nice to the locals.
Brennan: I don't like sheriffs. They are elected into office which means their goal is being re-elected, not finding the truth.
Booth: Can anda identify him through the serial number?
Brennan: That's correct but the interesting thing is that...
Booth: Ah, anda can fill me in later.
Brennan: No, but the interesting thing is that it's...
Booth: That is correct.
Brennan: What?
Booth: That is interesting.
Brennan: Are anda drunk atau something?
Booth: Ah, we'll catch up later and uh, thanks for calling.
Brennan: Wait, I'm not completely certain the boy's death was a suicide.
Booth: Ah, anda know, we'll grab some Chinese Makanan and anda can fill me in later on all the boring details.
[At the lab after the "boring details" phone call.]
Booth: What do anda mean it's not a suicide? [A post leading up the stairs to the podium starts to beep and flash red rapidly.] What the hell is that?
Brennan: We can't just let anyone step into the forensics area and contaminate all the boring details.
Booth: The boring details - [to Zack] Do not push me kid. [to Brennan] The boring details was my signal for anda to stop talking, okay? I want my own card.
Brennan: Well, I want my own gun.
Booth: Last time anda had a gun anda shot someone.
Zack: He was a bad guy.
Booth: Okay look, who's our victim?
Brennan: All the boring details?
Booth: Let it go Bones, alih on.
Brennan: Don't call me Bones.
Booth: I don't... I don't like people who think they're better then other people.
Brennan: Some people are better than other people.
Booth: Uh, anda know what anda berkata right there that is so un-American. All men are created equal, either anda believe that atau anda don't.
Brennan: Some people are smarter then others, there's no use being offended sejak the fact. What are we going to tell Nester's parents?
Booth: We tell them that their son was found dead. We're looking into it. Sorry for your loss and we are.
Brennan: What?
Booth: Sorry for their loss. It's sad. Try to remember that.
Brennan: Uh, I'm not a sociopath.
Booth: You're bad with people, okay. No use being offended sejak the fact.
Zack: What did Naomi mean when she berkata take a hint?
Hodgins: Ooh.
Zack: What did I do wrong?
Hodgins: It's not what anda did wrong. It's what anda didn't do.
Zack: Where do anda learn this stuff?
Hodgins: There are some things anda learn sejak doing… riding a bike, driving a car, pleasing a woman.
Zack: I can't ride a bike atau drive a car.
Hodgins: atau apparently please a woman.
Zack: I need specific instructions, a senarai of techniques to implement atau a sequence of moves.
Hodgins: I'm not really the guy to talk to about that.
Zack: Why not? You've slept with like ten thousand women.
Brennan: anda know what's a better question? What makes anda think anda get to decide what's relevant? You're basically the principal of a high school.
Booth: Maybe if anda looked for lebih than the facts, anda would be able to see the bigger pic-
Brennan: Maybe if anda opened your mind we could find out the actual truth.
Zack: I had sex with Naomi in Paleontology.
Angela: anda mean actually in Paleontology?
Zack: No, at her place. I thought it went great but I could be wrong because apparently what I think is wild and kinky is basic and since she never called me back I'm wondering if it's because I lack imagination in the sack.
Angela: anda know what Zack? I’m thinking this is lebih of a guy-guy conversation.
Zack: Sometime when you're not busy, I was wondering if I could ask anda a few soalan about sexual positions.
Booth: If anda even try, I will take out my gun and shoot anda between the eyes.
Booth: Well, this is where a public school education comes in handy. "Divide and conquer" was the playground motto.
Booth: We’ve got a dead body in a prep school out in the sticks.
Bones: Good morning to anda too.
Zack: You're successful with woman, right? I mean, they like you?
Booth: Okay, look it's a very prestigious prep school with a lot of rich kids.
Bones: I thought that it was good to start with a "good morning."
Zack: (to Booth) If a woman berkata to anda take a hint, what would that mean?
Booth: Could we just concentrate on the job? Thank you. Now I know the sheriff out there. She’s mostly okay, but the school got a lot of pull with the county and she's probably trying to scrape the whole case off on us. Look, what I'm trying to say is… it's not just a crime scene but it's a political situation so when we get out there anda follow my lead and anda pay attention.
Zack: (to Booth) anda call after every sexual encounter, right? 'Cause that's the good thing to do.
Booth: Look, this is a work mode. This is a work zone. We do not talk sex at work.
Bones: First, anda tell me I'm too task oriented. Then, when I say good morning, anda say that I should concentrate on the job.
Booth: Okay look, we've got about a forty-five minit drive, what do anda say we pass it in quiet meditation.
Angela: When you're with someone, the gymnastics aren't what matter. It's who anda are. It's in your intentions and how much anda care about the other person.
Zack: If anda don't want to help me just say so.
Angela: Alright, I'm going to let anda in on a secret. This is a female secret. Go to Naomi and tell her anda don’t know anything about lovemaking... sex yeah... lovemaking you're a blank slate. You'll do anything she wants if she just introduces anda to the secrets of love. She'll be lebih interested in that then if anda were the most imaginative lover on the planet
Zack: That is totally counterintuitive.
Angela: Just do it, Z-man. Reap the benefits of my sexual wisdom.
The Man in the menanggung, bear [1.4]
Brennan: An autopsy on an animal is called necropsy.
Booth: Yeah, it's pretty crucial we get that straight right off the bat. Meanwhile, about the dead human being?
Brennan: Residual menyeberang, cross section striae.
Booth: Hmm... Just because anda say it in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me.
...
Brennan: I'm not going to Washington State.
Booth: Again, just because anda say in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me.
Brennan: Why is Booth the one who decides if we are going to Washington state? He gets the gun and the authority. He's the one that people like.
Dr. Goodman: Firstly, he didn't decide that anda go to Washington state. He made a request. I'm the one who decides where anda do and do not go.
Brennan: And secondly?
Dr. Goodman: Secondly, It's time to live a little, Temperance. Connect with other people.
Brennan: Are anda suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip?
Dr. Goodman: Good God, where's Dr. Freud when anda need him?
Brennan: I don't understand what anda are saying.
Dr. Goodman: Which is precisely why I am sending anda to the great north woods. C'mon now, anda have partially digested human remains to examine. That should put a smile on your face. The mosquitoes out there are the size of dogs, pack insect repellent.
Booth: anda know being cooped up in a crappy hotel in the middle of nowhere with a fifty dollar per diem is not my idea of a good time either, anda know.
Brennan: anda only get fifty dollars a day? How do anda live on that?
Booth: Okay, what do anda mean? What do anda get?
Brennan: I don't have a limit, I just give them the receipts.
Booth: Oh no, anda have to have a limit. Everyone has a limit. We work for the government.
Brennan: I don't have a limit.
Booth: But it's not fair. It's not fair to the tax payers. anda could get one of those thousand dollar toilet seats.
Brennan: I imagine I'm treated differently then anda because I have an indispensable skill.
Booth: Oh right, indispensable. I do not need you.
Brennan: Oh, so anda can determine the origin of the curf marks as well as the sex and age of the victim?
Booth: [laughs] anda know, you're a smart ass. anda know that?
Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.
Booth: anda know, it's beautiful here, feels good to be out of the city.
Brennan: Yeah, where murderers feed their victims to bears.
[Brennan enters Charlie's shop, carrying the human hand in a box]
Charlie: Need a hand?
Brennan: Thanks, but I'm trying to get rid of this one.
Charlie: [grabs the form Brennan filled out] Hey, Temperance Brennan, I'm Membaca your book. Gave me a few ideas if I ever want to kill someone and get rid of the body.
Brennan: [laughs] Don't forget, Charlie, the heroine always catches the bad guy.
Booth: Oh yeah, now that you've met Bones you're all about the inner agency cooperation.
Sheriff: Bones? Now I don't think that is any way to talk to a lady.
Hodgins: All I am saying is, why cut somebody into pieces?
Zack: Pack'em up tighter maybe, say in a suitcase.
Hodgins: How did a menanggung, bear open a suitcase?
Zack: I saw a documentary once where a menanggung, bear got into a car and drove away.
Hodgins: That was not a documentary, it was a cartoon.
Sherman: Did anda ever hear of the bone gatherers, collecting Bones so that the dead can make their journey to the seterusnya world?
Brennan: Not even sure I believe in the seterusnya world.
Sherman: Doesn't matter what anda believe in. You're a bone gatherer. That's a good thing, helping the spirits alih on.
Brennan: Thank you. It's probably the best job huraian I will ever get.
Charlie: Do anda do all the stuff the girl in your book does?
Brennan: I'm slightly uncomfortable discussing that with you.
Charlie: No, I'm not talking about the sex. I'm talking about the running and the shooting. I mean, if anda do do all that other stuff that's great too, for anda and, um, whoever you're doing it with.
Brennan: We don't just have a killer on our hands, we have a cannibal.
Brennan: I've never been offered human flesh before.
Booth: But what if anda had?
Brennan: It's an interesting question. I would have to measure my own social inculcation against scientific inquiry.
Booth: Okay, that's sick.
[Talking sejak computer web cam]
Angela: hei Booth, I have kind of a thing for tattoos. anda got any?
Brennan: Angela!
Angela: I'm sorry sweetie but what's with that town? anda gettin' any from that hot overnight guy?
Brennan: Ang, we're trying to work.
Angela: Is that town totally wasted on anda sweetie, because I take this as a sign from God to loosen up. anda know what they say, "what happens in Aurora stays in Aurora."
[Brennan and Booth in the car and Brennan is talking to Angela on the phone]
Angela: So did anda catch the guy?
Brennan: No, Booth Lost him in the woods.
Booth: Whoa, wait a second. I didn't lose him.
Brennan: Well, anda didn't catch him.
Angela: So anda two have the night free?
Brennan: Yes, we can't do anything until I get a determination on that meat and Booth has to wait until it’s light to look for the guy he lost.
Booth: I didn't lose him, okay. He, uh, tell her that my flashlight died.
Brennan: She doesn't care.
Angela: What?
Booth: Give me the phone.
Brennan: [Holds phone away] It's not selamat, peti deposit keselamatan to drive and talk on the cell phone.
Angela: Are anda two fighting?
Booth: Professional pride, tell her, please tell her that.
Brennan: Booth wants anda to know that he Lost the guy because his flashlight died.
Booth: And because he's an Indian and he's a park ranger and he's very very familiar with the territory. Tell her that.
Brennan: Did anda hear that?
Angela: Yeah, something about Indian Territory.
Brennan: Yeah, she says she understands.
[Booth has taken off his tie and unbuttoned the first couple buttons on his shirt]
Bones: What happened to your shirt?
Booth: Well, we’re in a bar, it’s a look.
Brennan: Everybody is pumping me.
Booth: I'm sorry?
Brennan: For information on the case.
Booth: Bones, they're only pretending to be interested in the case.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: They're hitting on you.
Brennan: [laughs] Are anda sure?
Booth: Yes, I'm sure. You're the hottest thing this town has seen in a long time.
Angela: [to Hodgins] Did anda work all night?
Hodgins: Yes, I shaved the truffle.
Angela: Is that anything like spanking the monkey?
Hodgins: I found boaring dust.
Angela: Is there any other kind?
Hodgins: Boaring dust is produced sejak beetles which mean the pokok the truffle grew on was infested.
Zack: That's not going to impress Toni.
Hodgins: That's not why I did it. I did it to serve justice and capture a murderous cannibal.
Angela: That'll impress the hot courier.
Hodgins: I am back in the game.
Booth: Dr. Randall, if you... can anda just bite these?
Denise: And if I were your cannibal, would I have pointed out that there were human Bones in the menanggung, bear after the autopsy?
Brennan: An autopsy on an animal is called a necropsy.
Denise: Yeah, there's a reason I get all the guys and anda don't. [She bites down on the dental mold.] Let me tell ya, if I ate Adam there wouldn't be anything left.
Brennan: What if I have to shoot? What part of his body should I hit?
Booth: The part that isn't me. Just stay back.
Dr. Rigby: anda don't understand it's a spiritual right to share the life force…
Booth: Look, you're nuts, okay, we get it. We don’t need to hear the rambling psycho speech on why anda did it.
Dr. Rigby: You're an anthropologist. anda know that ancient civilizations would sacrifice some in order to preserve the strength... [Brennan hits him from behind in the head with a bedpan. He goes down on the floor.]
Booth: What'd anda do that for?
Brennan: Nobody wants to hear that rambling psycho speech.
Booth: A bedpan? Hmm.
Hodgins: What are anda doing here?
Angela: Are anda kidding? It's like watching the clash of the horny titans.
Brennan: And to think I didn't want to come here with you. I mean, this was a fascinating case. anda don't often find ritual cannibalism practiced so close to home.
Booth: Which I find a plus.
Brennan: There are always those individuals within a species who are driven to break the most basic taboos. I mean, Rigby actually ate human flesh.
Booth: Bones, I just got my steak and eggs.
Brennan: Rigby has a prion disease, which means he’s been a cannibal for quite some time. Do anda realize when we go to trial he could use the insanity defense?
Booth: The guy is nuts.
Brennan: Yes, but is he nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh, atau was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh, atau did he just lick his fingers after surgery?
Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.
Brennan: atau as an alternative, just don't eat people.
Sheriff: We see this kind of thing all the time. Kids come up here, get baked, do their own version of the Blair Witch Project.
Bones: I don’t know what that means.
Booth: It’s a horror movie, Bones. Didn’t make any sense.
Sheriff: It was scary, though... with the... bloody handprints.
Bones: anda know I’m going come back up here this winter. Charlie says the ski, berski is great.
Booth: Oh, it’s Charlie?
Bones: Yeah, the overnight guy.
Booth: Yeah, I know who he is.
Bones: I bet he’s a great skier. His hips and thighs are perfectly developed for strength and maneuverability.
Booth: (disgustedly, he drops his fork) That’s it, I’m done.
Bones: What? No good? anda want some jagung flakes? (she holds up the spoon and tries to feed him) Want some?
Booth: No.
A Boy In a belukar, bush [1.5]
[Brennan is giving a lecture and has opened up the floor for questions. Booth is in the audience and stands up]
Booth: I have a soalan regarding the FBI in your book. Who do anda base brilliant and insightful Special Agent Andy Lister on?
Dr. Goodman: Oh, for God's sake.
Booth: 'Cause, anda know, I'm pretty sure it was me.
[Booth and Brennan approach her car, a silver Mercedes convertible.]
Booth: anda gotta be kidding me.
Brennan: What? My publishers gave it to me.
Booth: Gave it to you?
Brennan: Book sales are pretty good. It's supposed to be a nice car.
Booth: Gave it to you?
Brennan: Yeah.
Booth: Well, why'd anda park it crooked?
Brennan: The guy told me to always park it like that.
Booth: He's wrong. Makes anda look like an idiot.
Cop: anda mind if I make an observation?
Brennan: No, of course not.
Cop: In your book, the cops come off as very one-dimensional. Why is that?
Brennan: anda mean two-dimensional.
Zack: One-dimensionality exists only in theory as a mathematical value.
Cop: O-kay. Really looking ke hadapan to your seterusnya book.
Brennan: Did anda bring the thermal imager?
Zack: I don't think we need it. [Brennan glares at him] It makes me look like the Great Gazoo.
Brennan: Okay, I don't know what that means, but we definitely need it, Zack.
Booth: [to Zack, in the thermal imaging suit] How's it going there, Darth? Seen anything on Saturn? [to Brennan] Please tell me you've seen at least one bintang Wars movie.
Brennan: When I was seven, and leave Zack alone.
Dr. Goodman: When I berkata anda should think of this invitation as a summons I understated it. It's a subpoena, a Grand Jury subpoena. Ignore it at your own peril.
Brennan: You're not going to api, kebakaran us if we don't go.
Dr. Goodman: No, not api, kebakaran you, but I can alih your parking spots to lot M. Enjoy the shuttle ride.
Zack: The shuttle smells like feet.
Zack: These are the smallest remains I've ever worked on.
Brennan: That's a valid observation, Zack, but it's not helpful to the investigation.
Zack: Sorry, Dr. Brennan.
Brennan: I was at Waco. Branch Davidian compound. I helped identify children who had been killed in the fire, seventeen of them.
Zack: So you're saying I'll get used to it?
Brennan: No, I'm saying anda will never get used to it. We're primates, social creatures, it's coded into our DNA to protect our young, even from each other.
Zack: So I'm always going to feel terrible?
Brennan: What helps me is to pull back emotionally. Just... put your hati, tengah-tengah in a box.
Zack: I'm not good with metaphor, Dr. Brennan.
Brennan: Focus on the details.
Zack: Details, yeah, I can do that.
Brennan: Any way to enhance it?
Angela: Well, I wouldn't bet a tarikh with Colin Farrell on it.
Brennan: I know him. He's funny.
Angela: Funny is Will Ferrell, sweetie. Hot is Colin Farrell.
Brennan: I'm afraid Angela might quit.
Booth: I'm amazed she stuck it out this long.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: Well, because she's human. I'm sorry, Bones, it's just that, anda know Angela didn't get the same training the rest of anda got on planet Vulcan.
Booth: Whoa. He must be one of those Hodgins-es.
Zack: Who are those Hodgins-es?
Booth: I mean the Cantilever Group Hodgins.
Angela: Oh, my God.
Zack: The Same Cantilever Group that generates lebih GNP than Europe?
Angela: Get this: they're the single biggest donors to the Jeffersonian Institute.
Booth: Ha! That makes Hodgins your boss!
Booth: Okay, if anda can't see the guy's face, maybe anda can grab a reflection.
Zack: [impressed] That's a workable idea.
Booth: Well, I'd say thanks, anda know, if anda didn't say it like it was some kind of miracle.
Hodgins: Chem Lab mass spectrometer identifies the particulates in Charlie Sanders' mouth as fluoride. [Brennan is staring at her computer screen] I know that look.
Brennan: What?
Hodgins: You're Penulisan another book. When anda write anda get this stunned look on your face like anda stuck a fork in a toaster.
Brennan: Do anda remember me, Sean?
Sean Cook: You're the museum lady, the one who's so smart.
Brennan: Yeah, I'm pretty smart.
[outside the interrogation room]
Attorney: [sarcastically] And modest.
Booth: Oh, believe me, she is being modest.
Brennan: sejak the way, there's a huge ding in my passenger side door because anda told me not to park it at an angle.
Booth: [laughs]
Brennan: Okay, that's just mean!
Dr. Goodman: anda are the best of us, Miss Montenegro. anda discern humanity in the wreck of a ruined human body. anda give victims back their faces, their identities, anda remind us all of why we're here in the first place... because we treasure human life. [Angela tears up and hugs Dr. Goodman, Brennan walks in]
Brennan: What happened?
Zack: Apparently, all Angela needed was to hear her job huraian in a deep, African-American tone.
The Man in the dinding [1.6]
Angela: TGIF? anda heard of that?
Brennan: Yeah, it's some kind of acronym, but my peti masuk is full.
Angela: We know that's not true.
Brennan: And there's a TV tunjuk that needs research. Not that they listen.
Angela: We're going.
Brennan: I really should catalog that skull, its in the museums exhibit on the French Revolution.
Angela: Yeah, Pepe Le Pu is lebih important then booze, and boys.
Brennan: I don't think that's his name.
Angela: We are so going to tear it up tonight.
Bones: Wait, that’s slang, right?
Angela: Right.
Bones: Is my costume alright?
Angela: Sweetie, it’s not a costume, it’s a cute outfit, and yes, it looks perfect.
[yelling over the music]
Bones: It’s so tribal.
Angela: Don’t say tribal, sweetie.
Bones: Why? Oh, because of all the black people?
[an argument has started over Bones' use of the word "tribal"]
Girl: No, fool. She's using Descartes' philosophy to say she's down with the music.
Other Girl: Who anda calling a fool, fool? (fight breaks out)
Agent: Are anda sure she can handle this?
Booth: Look, no one in our lab knows the first thing about dealing with a mummy. I would have had to call her in anyway.
Agent: She assaulted two agents who were trying to tape off the body.
Bones: They were trying to compromise the remains!
Agent: A awan of Meth covered the dance floor. I think they’ve inhaled quite a lot.
Booth: Are anda two high?
Angela: Only sejak accident, so it doesn’t count.
[Bones is high]
Booth: anda run this place, Mr. Hall, which is interesting to know, cause, anda know, we found some drugs on this dead…
Bones: We found them. We found them.
Booth: Alright, we found some drugs on the dead guy. We’re going to want to know where they came from? Why he had them?
Bones: Why?
Booth: Why he had them?
Bones: Why he had them?
Hodgins: Chamomile tea? It's very soothing.
Brennan: No, I just need your results.
Hodgins: How about a stick to pry the monkey off your back?
Brennan: I grabbed a couple hours of sleep on my sofa, kerusi panjang and showered in the lab's decontamination room.
Booth: Ooh, anda really know how to live.
Hall: Rulz.
Booth: What rules?
Hall: That’s his name.
Bones: You’ve never danced?
Zack: I’ve been told I look like a marionette in a wind storm.
Bones: I’m not the one who’s snippy.
Booth: "Snippy?" What are you, like, seventy?
Bones: I think anda should find a nice relaxing place to go on that vacation. Somewhere where anda can get a massage, maybe do some yoga.
Booth: I don’t do yoga okay, push ups, sit ups, pull ups…that’s what I do.
Booth: Why exactly are we talking about this?
Bones: Because you’re tense.
Booth: Because we’re talking.
Bones: Yet much of the iconic quality of the urban Muzik lies in the perceived atau actual rivalry between the principal artists.
Hall: Where did anda find her?
Booth: Museum.
Handler: I mean, so what, he drools a little. What’s up with that? anda know, your eyes are kinda close together but I don’t comment.
Booth: I apologize.
Handler: Is he sincere?
Bones: (pauses, considers Booth) Yeah.
Handler: Alright then, we accept.
Bones: anda did not murder Eve Warren.
Rulz: This is a weird kind of interrogation, huh? Cops telling me what I didn’t do.
Rulz: Mount was gonna jump.
Bones: anda mean commit suicide?
Rulz: Where did anda find her?
Booth: Museum.
Rulz: I mean labels, jump labels.
Booth: anda know what? I’m going to spread the pain. Alright, that’s my new motto.(Booth turns and leaves. Bones chases behind him.)
Bones: Wait, I can help spread pain. Wait!
Bones: hei Booth! Don’t break the cane. Arrest him and confiscate the cane as evidence.
Booth: What?
Bones: I need the cane.
Booth: Arrest him for what? (points to bodyguard) He’s the guy who pointed a gun at a Federal agent.
Bones: Uttering threats atau smelling bad atau anything.
Booth: Fine, here. Randal Hall, I’m placing anda under arrest for the assault of a Federal agent.
Hodgins: Because anda have arms like noodles while I'm vigorous and burly.
Bones: Not Booth. Booth did not baulk.
Angela: Sweetie, it’s always the guy.
Bones: No, Booth is not a baulker.
A Man on Death Row [1.7]
Booth: Name?
Brennan: anda know my name.
Booth: Bones, anda are making an official request to the FBI to be allowed to carry a concealed weapon. I have to follow protocol.
Brennan: Its ridiculous.
Booth: Fine. Then we're done here. Do anda want to get some coffee?
Brennan: My name is Dr. Temperance Brennan.
Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Brennan: To shoot people.
Booth: Not a good response.
Brennan: It's the truth.
Booth: anda know, I'm Penulisan "self defense in the performance of my duties pursuing suspected felons as contracted out to the FBI."
Brennan: So I can shoot them.
Booth: Have anda ever been charged with a felony?
Brennan: Charged atau convicted?
Booth: Charged.
Brennan: anda know I have.
Booth: I have to ask the questions.
Brennan: Bureaucratic nonsense.
Booth: Never the less, name of the arresting officer?
Brennan: You. [Booth gives her a look.] Special Agent Seeley Booth. Do anda need me to spell that for you?
Booth: I can sound it out.
Booth: anda can't have a gun.
Brennan: Why not?
Booth: Because anda were charged with a felony.
Brennan: Write down that anda were wrong to charge me.
Booth: Oh, there's no angkasa for that.
Brennan: Why did we go through all this if anda were never going to give me a gun?
Booth: anda have a constitutional right to apply for a weapon. I would never deny your constitutional right.
Brennan: Well uh, I need a gun.
Booth: Rules are rules.
Brennan: Tell them that I shot a murderer who was going to light me on fire.
Booth: Which is why anda weren't convicted, but anda did shoot an unarmed man. I... I can't ignore that. I swore an oath to protect society from people who shoot people.
Brennan: It was only his leg, and he's in jail for the rest of his life. How much is he going to use it anyway?
Amy: Am I interrupting?
Booth: I told them not to let anda in this building. I gave them a picture.
Amy: Which is why I wore the tiny skirt.
Booth: Very cute.
Amy: anda work with Booth?
Brennan: Yes, I'm a forensic anthropologist.
Amy: I'm a defense lawyer. I tend to work against Booth.
Booth: If it's all the same, I'd prefer anda two didn't bond in any way.
[Hodgins and Zack are racing beetles]
Hodgins: What if they get mixed up?
Zack: I can tell them apart. [points to one] That's Jeff and [points to the other] that's Ollie. I win.
Hodgins: What? Wha... That one was mine!
Zack: anda had Jeff. I had Ollie, Ollie won and anda owe me a buck.
Hodgins: anda want in on the action Angela?
Angela: No, thank you. I'm going to go have sex.
Angela: anda sure anda don't wanna come? Troy can call a friend.
Brennan: [looking at bones] I've been waiting months for these. It's a partial skeleton from southern France. It's...
Angela: anda know the whole point of the week, is the weekend. This is not the cabaret, my friend. Life is the cabaret. Come to the cabaret. [Brennan stares at her] It's like describing the moon to a mole.
Booth: [notices the beetles] Okay, our tax dollars hard at work.
Hodgins: Yeah, what's break time at the FBI, book burning?
Angela: Look at this guy. He's cuter than a monkey with a puppy.
Booth: hei Bones, what are anda doing this weekend?
Brennan: I have plans.
Booth: Come on, I'm serious.
Brennan: Between your girlfriend the corporate lawyer and the defense lawyer on the side, your weekend must be completely booked. What is your thing with lawyers?
Booth: Uh, look seven years ago, a seventeen tahun old girl, April Wright, was found beaten to death in a federal park. Okay? Amy is just trying to stop the guy who did it from being executed.
Brennan: So I guess we're not pursuing your lawyer obsession.
Brennan: Let's see if these shadows are bone fragments atau something else.
Booth: Like what?
Brennan: Let's pretend we're objective scientists and not indulge in conjecture.
Brennan: Zack, get a driver to take anda over to Greenbelt Park. I want anda to take pictures of the area where the body was, ground covering, paved areas.
Booth: Why does he need a driver?
Zack: [embarrassed] I can't drive.
Booth: You’re a genius who can’t drive?
Zack: If anda know what I know about con-structural design, anda wouldn’t drive either.
[The phone starts ringing in the lab and Hodgins picks it up]]
Hodgins: Hodgins.
Zack: [on other end of phone] Most trecondi codes have a complex numerical cypher.
Hodgins: That's a fun factoid Zack, thank you.
Zack: 12402510221, that's the number they found on the victim.
Hodgins: Well, you’re the one with the photographic memory. I'm the one that's good with the ladies.
Troy: Hey? So uh, what exactly do they do here? Ah, I thought Angela was an artist.
Hodgins: She is. We do mostly forensic identification and reconstruction of discorporated remains. My specialty is entomology and particulates. Have anda ever seen maggots? I just got these in.
Angela: Do not talk to him. Wait in the lounge, baby. It’s up those stairs right over there. Don’t talk to anybody.
Amy: So, anda seeing each other?
Brennan: Who?
Amy: anda and Booth.
Brennan: No. No, we're... we're working together.
Amy: Cause I'm picking up a bit of a sex vibe.
Brennan: No, that's tension. He has a girlfriend.
Amy: Tall, blonde, beautiful?
Brennan: Lawyer.
Amy: Figures... should've jumped him when I had the chance.
Brennan: You’re really interested in Booth?
Amy: anda aren’t?
Brennan: No.
Amy: Well then why are anda helping him?
Brennan: Because he asked me. He berkata please.
Amy: Come on, anda think he's hot?
Brennan: No, not at all. This is a very interesting case.
Amy: Booth did say anda had some kind of mania for the truth.
Brennan: Mania as in maniac?
Amy: I'm not sure he meant it as a bad thing, [Brennan stares at her] which obviously is how you're taking it.
Brennan: There was doubt. We had an obligation to respect that doubt. We all share in the death of every human being.
Booth: Very poetic.
Brennan: No, very literal. We all share DNA. When I look at a bone it's not some artifact that I can separate from myself. It's a part of a person who got here the same way I did. It should never be easy to take someone's life. I don't care who it is.
The Girl in the Fridge [1.8]
Brennan: Angela, is this conversation really appropriate here?
Angela: Sorry, but I'm into alive people.
Zack: (excitedly) The Anthropology Journal is publishing our piece on the Coronals suture.
Brennan: Worthy interruption. (Zack offers his fist to her, she looks confused)
Zack: You're supposed to bump my fist with yours.
Brennan: Why?
Zack: I'm told it's a widely acknowledged gesture of mutual success. (Puts his fist down)
Angela: I Cinta it when anda two impersonate earthlings.
Hodgins: Okay, now, this is weird. There's some guy in the lounge who asked me to give anda this. (Hands a box to Brennan)
Angela: Is he alive? Because this is an excellent start to a relationship.
Hodgins: I didn't put a mirror under his nose atau anything. (To Brennan) He berkata that you'd know who he was when anda opened it. (Brennan opens the package, inspects the contents, then hurries out of the room)
Angela: Okay, a guy that gets her to stop working? This I have to see. (Angela leaves the room, quickly followed sejak Hodgins and Zack)
Brennan: So why are anda here?
Michael: George Washington universiti wants to talk to me about heading their Anthropology department.
Brennan: They'd be lucky to get you.
Michael: I assume they tried anda first.
Brennan: I already had a job.
Hodgins: (Referring to Brennan and her gentleman caller) It's like watching cars mate.
Angela: It's got to be Michael. Stires. Her Forensic Anthropology professor from Northwestern. They were...
Hodgins: Very, very close? (Angela nods)
Zack: Dr. Brennan is my Forensic Anthropology professor. Does that mean -
Angela and Hodgins: (firmly, shaking their heads) No.
Zack: (to himself, trying to draw a logical conclusion) If she was his student, and I'm her student, then it follows...
Hodgins: Ain't gonna happen, Zack-O, not in this universe.
Brennan: (smiling) Not tonight. I have a dinner.
Booth:: (surprised) What? Wow. I just assumed that the two of anda would be eating off an autopsy table.
Hodgins: Using a refrigerator to hide a body...kinda perfect isn't it?
Zack: A good way to remove the victim without being detected. The rubber gaskets meterai in the odor.
Angela: Maybe the company should use that in their ads.
(Zack and Hodgins approach Michael like protective older brothers)
Hodgins: (arms crossed) anda were Brennan’s professor?
Michael: She was twenty-three, an adult.
Hodgins: That’s what Clinton said.
Zack: anda run through a lot of students?
Michael: That was a long time lalu and Tempe was very advanced, lebih a colleague than a student.
Zack: I'm a pretty advanced student.
Michael: No offense, but I'm not interested.
Zack: No, uh, I meant me and her...
Hodgins: (laughs and bumps Zack's shoulder) Burn!
Angela: Where did anda go to makan malam, majlis makan malam last night?.
Brennan: We wound up staying in. We need to know if that amount was accrued over time atau was delivered in one large dose.
Angela: (delighted) anda didn't come back to the lab, did you?
Michael: I made frittata.
Angela: (impressed) Oh, wow, he cooks too. Can we share him?
Booth: anda know, when the regular stuff, when it gets old, anda need to spice it up atau it's over. The sex is good anda don't need any help.
Brennan: (smirking to herself) Yeah, that's for sure.
Booth: Sorry?
Brennan: I was agreeing.
Booth: Yeah, well, don't. It kinda freaks me out.
Brennan: I was just saying that I myself feel not inclination towards pain atau dominance when it comes to sex.
Booth: Are anda sure?
Brennan: Yeah, I'm sure.
Booth: 'Cause anda can be very bossy.
(She swats him with a crop from the evidence box)
Brennan:(triumphantly) Her legs were bound.
Zach: There are erosion patterns from the Bones rubbing together over time.
Booth: If this were the result of sex games, then the legs, they wouldn't be bound together. (Michael looks back at him skeptically) Oh, come on, anda know? Lookin' for a little nooky, the last thing anda tie together are the legs.
Booth: Bones. The judge is holding them without bail. The US attorney is thinking about sending anda flowers.
Brennan: Facts are facts.
Booth: Uh, Bones, I have to ask - how much have anda been sharing with, uh, the professor?
Brennan: (indignant) None of your business.
Booth: I mean on the case.
Booth: Bones, anda okay?
Brennan: Why wouldn't I be?
Booth: Oh, 'cause the nutty professor's graded your paper. What'd give you, anyway? I was always happy with a B.
Brennan: I never got a B, and I never will.
Booth: That's my girl.
Jury Consultant: Juries don't like you.
Brennan: Excuse me?
Jury Consultant: I've seen anda testify before, Dr. Brennan. anda come off as cold and aloof. I want to make sure -
Brennan: Cold and aloof?
Jury Consultant: Try not interrupting, it makes anda sound arrogant. Also, don't front load your testimony with technical crap.
Booth: (shaking his head warningly at the Jury Consultant) Look, this really is not the best approach.
Brennan: How I feel doesn't matter. My job doesn't depend on it.
Levitt: But it's informed sejak it. Are anda as cold and unfeeling as anda seem?
Brennan: I see a face on every skull. I can look at their Bones and tell anda how they walked, where they hurt. Maggie Schilling is real to me. The pain she suffered was real. Her hip was being eaten away sejak infection from lying on her side. Sure, like Dr. Stires said, the disease could contribute to that if anda take it out of context, but anda can’t break Maggie Schilling down into little pieces. She was a whole person who fought to free herself. Her wrists were broken from struggling against the handcuffs. The Bones in her ankles were ground together because her feet were tied, and her side, her hip, and her shoulder were being eaten away sejak infection, and the lebih she struggled, the lebih pain she was in, so they gave her those drugs to keep her quiet. They gave her so much it killed her. These facts can’t be ignored atau dismissed because anda think I’m boring atau obnoxious, because I don’t matter. What I feel doesn’t matter. Only she matters, only Maggie.
The Man in the Fallout Shelter [1.9]
Brennan: I don’t like Secret Santa. The idea that we are forced sejak convention to exchange meaningless gifts is…
Angela: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know. If anda rearrange Secret Santa though, anda get Secret Satan.
Brennan: What possible meaning could that have?
Angela: I’ve already had an eggnog, if anda can’t tell. Now, how am I going to enjoy this party knowing that my best friend in the whole world is in the lab, eyeball to eyeball, with Skeletor?
Brennan: Who?
Brennan: Booth, will anda escort Angela to the Krismas party and make sure she doesn’t photocopy her butt?
Brennan: I thought that anda were at the party.
Booth: Oh, that wasn’t a party, that was a bintang Wars convention.
Angela: Hey, whose fault is this?
Hodgins: Who forced me to go to the party where I drank too much and had to hide from Crystal?
Angela: Who never should have cut into a bone with a drunken fool in the room?
Zack: Who brought us human remains just to ditch a little paper work?
Booth: Oh, wait, you’re saying this is my fault?
Dr. Goodman: anda knew Dr. Brennan could not resist.
Brennan: Well, I would have been able to resist if I was in Niger, where I wanted to be.
Booth: What are those little tiny lights dancing on the ceiling?
Dr. Goodman: For the third time, those are minit firings of neurons on your optic nerve due to your reaction to the anti-fungal cocktail.
Booth: Wow, whoa. They’re beautiful.
Dr. Goodman: (laughs) anda are stoned, Agent Booth.
Angela: It’s all so tragic. A cheap wedding ring sewn into his suit, two tickets to Paris, it makes anda wonder who was the girl. Can anda imagine what it was like for her, waiting and wondering never knowing what happened?
Brennan: I don’t have to imagine.
Booth: Bones, it’s after midnight. Hmm? Krismas Eve Day. Both an eve and a day, it’s a Krismas miracle.
Brennan: Still enjoying your medication, I see.
Booth: anda don’t seem too upset about missing Christmas.
Brennan: Indications are that Christ, if he existed, was born in late spring and the celebration of his birth was shifted to coincide with the pagan right of the winter solace so that early Christians weren’t persecuted.
Booth: What are you, like, the Krismas killer?
Brennan: It’s the truth.
Booth: No it sounds like the truth because it’s so rational, right? But the… anda know, the true truth is anda hate Krismas so anda just spout out all these facts and anda ruin it for everyone else.
Brennan: I ruin the true truth with facts?
Angela: Alright, we need a way to choose our Secret Santa’s.
Zack: I could build a Rawak generator.
Dr. Goodman: Wouldn’t it be better to match complimentary people in a premeditated manner?
Hodgins: I’ve got five numbers in my head and five letters. anda tell me the number and I’ll tell anda the matching letter.
Dr. Goodman: Are the letter sequential atau are the numbers sequential?
Hodgins: Sequential, we'll go in order oldest to youngest.
Zack: Six.
Hodgins: There’s no six.
Dr. Goodman: A through E and 1 through 5?
Booth: (holds out a canister with their names written out on slips on paper in front of them) Just pick a name and if anda get your own put it back in.
Dr. Goodman: Oh. That could work.
Hodgins: Yeah that’s good.
Angela: Good idea.
Brennan: Anthropologically speaking, gifts are a way of asserting dominance in a group. Now imagine an entire holiday devoted to self promotion, especially in this materialistic culture. How can anda expect me to get behind that? How can anda get behind that?
Booth: Wow, that’s…that’s deep. It’s a very deep pile of crap.
Brennan: anda came to me with information this morning, a peace offering, but it was to make anda feel better not me, proves my point. (points to picture) Any idea what this is?
Booth: No.
Brennan: Me neither, try Dr. Goodman.
Booth: anda know Bones, anda make it very very hard for me to be nice to you.
Hodgins: Puperia showed Lionel had valley fever.
Brennan: We sorta knew that.
Hodgins: Wow, was that a shot? Because I apologized. I mean, Goodman doesn’t get to see his family. Zack doesn’t get to see his family. Booth doesn’t get to see his son. At least I’m an accidental Grinch; with all due respect, you’re the Grinch on purpose.
Brennan: I have no idea what anda are saying to me.
Hodgins: The Grinch is a relatively well known creation of a children’s penulis named Dr. Seuss.
Brennan: I’m not really who anda want to talk to about…Booth has a kid?
Hodgins: anda didn’t know?
Brennan: No.
Hodgins: I wasn’t the one who told you.
Dr. Goodman: The girlfriend was in trouble.
Angela: Pregnant in trouble?
Hodgins: Ooh, apparently Careful Lionel wasn’t so careful.
Booth: Marry a pregnant girl in Oklahoma in the late fifties.
Dr. Goodman: Do anda suppose Lionel came up here to procure an abortion?
Angela: anda know what? This isn’t a very Krismas Eve-type story.
Brennan: Of course it is, the whole Christ myth has been built upon the derails of an unwed mother.
Booth: Okay, could we just stop bringing up the whole Christ myth thing? Some people believe it is lebih than just a myth.
Brennan: Well, who besides you?
Dr. Goodman: That would be me Dr. Brennan. I’m a deacon at my church.
Angela: I do, Krismas and Easter, anyway.
Hodgins: Although I believe organized religion is just another political movement designed to control the masses, it doesn’t mean God doesn’t Cinta me.
Zack: Hey, I’m a rationalist empiricist all the way. Unless anda talk to my mother. Then I’m Lutheran.
Angela: anda have to find the girl and tell her what anda know. Don’t anda see? anda can give her the answer that anda never got.
Brennan: Wha…Angela.
Angela: I’m sorry, sweetie, but it’s true. anda have a chance here.
Brennan: To say what? "Merry Christmas, Ivy Gillespie. Your fiancé was murdered and your life was ruined but hey, at least anda get to know what happened to him."
Angela: Don’t anda wish somebody had berkata that to you?
Brennan: Yes. (she gets up and leaves)
Booth: anda just gave somebody the best Krismas gift they could ever get. Who’s the secret Santa now?
Brennan: Stop. (her voice activates the robot laying on the counter seterusnya to Booth. It starts doing push-ups. Booth looks at it)
Booth: Ooh. (laughs) That weirdo assistant of yours just made me the coolest dad in the world.
The Woman at the Airport [1.10]
Brennan: (to Zack) X-rays, pictures, we’re going to do this without touching the actual skeleton as much as possible.
Zack: Kid gloves?
Brennan: Latex should be alright. (pauses) Zack, were anda being metaphoric?
Zack: I decided to give it a shot. Which is also metaphoric.
(Brennan’s office. She walks in and sees Booth sitting at her desk.)
Brennan: I need a receptionist. I can’t just have anybody waltzing in here.
Brennan: I can’t go to Los Angeles. I have an Iron Age warrior to authenticate.
Booth: Iron Age warrior, when was the Iron Age?
Brennan: Fifteen hundred years ago.
Booth: Fresh body bits, just a little lebih urgent.
Brennan: anda do realize there are a lot lebih fresh bodies then there are perfect specimens from the Iron Age?
Booth: anda know when anda say things like that, it’s just to bug me, right?
(Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills, CA. Booth is driving a blue mustang convertible.)
Brennan: This car doesn’t feel very FBI-y.
Booth: Bones, this is a nineteen sixty-six mustang. It’s a classic and what goes better than that with the FBI?
Brennan: How come on the rental agreement under "model," anda made the guy write sedan?
Booth: C’mon. We’re in California. (puts his arm behind her shoulders.) Look, palm trees.
Brennan: anda know, I like to drive sometimes.
Booth: Look, our contact out her is Special Agent Trisha Finn.
Brennan: I’m an excellent driver.
Booth: Okay, Rainman.
Brennan: I don’t know what that means.
Booth: I’m always gonna drive. anda know that, right? Me behind the wheel and anda over there on the grandma side.
Brennan: I’m not above telling Deputy Director Cullen what kind of car anda rented. (cut to Brennan driving)
Hodgins: Look, there’s no bugs on him, haven’t been for over a thousand years.
Dr. Goodman: There may be spores and pollens, correct?
Hodgins: Probably not.
Dr. Goodman: Dozen of species of pollens have been discovered from the crustaceous era. How long lalu was that?
Zack: (raises hand) Sixty-five million years. (Hodgins glares at him.) That was a pretty good comeback.
Hodgins: We all know that you’re going to say, "I’m unable to authenticate with confidence."
Zack: Why would he do that?
Hodgins: When anda declare something authentic, anda run the risk of being proven wrong. That doesn’t happen if anda equivocate. As head of the Jeffersonian, Dr. Goodman will place the reputation of the institution over everything else.
Dr. Goodman: I’m an archaeologist. My findings will be congruent with the facts.
Hodgins: With all due respect, anda used to be an archaeologist. (Hodgins and Dr. Goodman glare at each other)
Zack: I have no idea what’s going on between anda two right now.
Dr. Goodman: His Bones menanggung, bear the marks of battle. His weapons are of good quality, well used. He’s old for a warrior, yet how did he die Mr. Addy?
Zack: Looks like tuberculosis.
Dr. Goodman: A proud man. Not the ending he would have wanted, yet he was surrounded sejak family and friends, a good death. (Hodgins looks up at the ceiling and rolls his eyes, annoyed.)
Hodgins: Oh, please. Now you’re describing a scene from Lord of the Rings.
Booth: Okay guys, let’s turn our attention back to the murder victim. I’d like to go pay a visit to Dr. Boobs.
Finn: Why? If implants were stolen from him, he won’t know anything.
Booth: Because it’s the only lead that we’ve got, Finn, and leads are great for screenplays, atau even, say, if you’re actually working a real case.
Zack: I have something for you.
Angela: (sighs) Is it chocolate?
Zack: No.
Angela: Then I find my interest has flagged.
Zack: This is the type of situation where someone says, "Oh, my God."
Hodgins: Pretend you're a person and say it.
Zack: Oh, my God.
The Woman in the Car [1.11]
Stacy: I’m Stacy Goodyear and joining me on 'Wakeup DC' is Dr. Temperance Brennan. She’s the penulis of the best selling mystery novel, 'Bred in the Bone' and she’s also…now tell me if I get this wrong…an anthropologist who works with the FBI to solve crimes?
Brennan: Yes, that’s correct. I use the Bones of people who have been murdered atau burned atau blown up atau eaten sejak Haiwan atau insects atau just decomposed.
Stacy: Well, that’s exciting. Um, Dr. Brennan, your book has sold over three hundred thousand copies. How do anda juggle twin careers as a best selling penulis and crime fighting scientist?
Brennan: Well I do one, then the other.
Pickering: Didn’t I see anda on Televisyen this morning, Dr. Brennan?
Brennan: How could I possibly know what anda watched on television? (she sees Booth and starts to walk over to him) Booth, I have to talk to you.
Pickering: Yeah, it was definitely her.
(Talking about Brennan's TV interview)
Brennan: Okay, what did I do wrong?
Booth: Maybe seterusnya time tell a funny story. Oh, never say anda don’t like children.
Brennan: I didn’t say I don’t like children. I just berkata I don’t want any.
Booth: On TV that’s the same thing.
Brennan: anda arrest someone really small lately? Car kerusi, tempat duduk in the back.
Booth: Oh, I had Parker for the weekend.
Brennan: I don’t know how anda do that.
Booth: Install a car kerusi, tempat duduk in an FBI vehicle?
Brennan: Bring a kid into this world knowing what anda know. I’ll bet Parker was an accident, right? Because his mother wouldn’t marry you? (Booth laughs and shakes his head) What?
Booth: It never occurred to anda that that might be a sensitive topic.
Brennan: Well anda could have gone with the very small felon story.
Booth: I’m better for Parker being in the world. Someday anda will see that.
Brennan: No I won’t.
Booth: You’ll change your mind.
Brennan: Ah, I don’t do that.
Booth: anda will.
Cullen: Well, at least nobody got shot. Probably cause she didn’t have a gun.
Pickering: When was the last time anda saw your husband?
Angela: My husband?
Pickering: Yes.
Angela: Oh. (laughs) Oh. (chuckles) Wow, anda mean that actually took? Really, it didn’t seem legal. We were in Fiji. anda know, there was a api, kebakaran dance. anda know how those things can be, right?
Pickering: I really don’t, Miss Montenegro.
Angela: Right.
Booth: anda know the ear anda found? There’s no way it’s her own ear, right?
Brennan: How could it be her own ear?
Booth: That’s what I’m saying.
Brennan: What?
Booth: It’s definitely not her ear.
Brennan: How could she bite off her own ear?
Hodgins: Okay, okay, so you’re telling me that my toe chewing moron cousin was appointed to a secret post in a secret part of the government anda can’t tell me about so anda compiled a secret dossier on me, but I’m the one who’s paranoid.
Pickering: We don’t use the word dossier.
Hodgins: What was the finding? I…I still work here so…
Pickering: Harmless.
Hodgins: Harmless? I’m harmless?
Pickering: Yes, anda do not pose a viable threat.
Hodgins: Well that’s just insulting.
Pickering: If anda want me to interview you, I will, but I will only discover what we already know. anda are benign.
Hodgins: I am not benign, lady. I’m not harmless. I’m malignant! I’m a loaded cannon…
Pickering: Thank anda Dr. Hodgins. (she walks away)
Hodgins: I know things that would curdle your blood including a formula that literally curdles blood!
Pickering: Could we start please?
Zack: Anytime, I can do two things at once.
Pickering: Mr. Addy, I require your full attention.
Zack: No anda don’t, but I’ll give it to you.
Pickering: What I need to do here is to establish that anda are not a threat to the security of this country.
Zack: I’m getting a degree in Forensic Anthropology. I’m half way through another in Engineering. What are anda afraid I will do? Build a race of criminal robots that will destroy the earth?
Pickering: Do anda have that kind of Fantasi often?
Zack: Very often.
Pickering: Does it concern anda that such adolescent thoughts are a sign of emotional retardation?
Zack: I’ve been told. I’m working on it.
Pickering: Can anda understand why that concerns us?
Zack: Not really.
Pickering: Hypothetically, anda have a piece of information…
Zack: Secret and meaningful information?
Pickering: Yes, and the security of the country's at stake; can I bribe anda to give it to me?
Zack: No.
Pickering: Threaten you?
Zack: No.
Pickering: What if I made a reasonable rational argument, very persuasive?
Zack: Merely persuasive?
Pickering: Irrefutable. I make an irrefutable argument as to why anda should give me this piece of information. Would anda do so?
Zack: Not without checking with Dr. Brennan atau Angela first, see what they said, maybe Agent Booth if he would talk to me. He probably wouldn’t. I'd check with Dr. Hodgins but he’d say it was all part of some conspiracy... so I must only take his Nasihat on women. Four hundred and eighty volts…three hundred and fifty amps.
Pickering: I beg your pardon?
Zack: It's sorta secret information. I probably shouldn’t tell you. Any other questions? Good.
Booth: The material witness for a specially convened grand jury and anda Lost him?
Weeks: The guy's pretty smart, genius level. Do anda have any idea what it is like to interact with those types of people?
Booth: Yeah, a little.
Brennan: anda just told me not to jump to a conclusion.
Booth: No offense intended.
Brennan: No, anda were right! It’s just I usually get to tell you.
Booth: Well, our relationship has taken a whole new turn.
Booth: Alright, Zack! Zack! This guy Decker, he’s like you. He’s in the whole stratosphere IQ wise.
Zack: What's his IQ?
Booth: It's 163.
Brennan: Oh, he's not where Zack is.
Zack: If he's in the stratosphere, I'm in the ionosphere.
Decker: Look, analytically, I understand that many lives outweigh the one, but I cannot trade my son's life.
Weeks: Have anda considered that sejak not testifying your wife will have died in vain?
Cullen: Shut it, Weeks. If anda people had protected Mr. Decker and his family properly, we wouldn’t even be here.
Pickering: Can anda tell me what anda were doing in Cuba?
Brennan: Only if anda tell me first.
Pickering: I beg your pardon?
Brennan: I don't know your security clearance.
Pickering: Well what is your security clearance?
Brennan: anda should check with the state department.
Pickering: I'm from the state department.
Brennan: Then that should make it easy for you.
Brennan: Why don't we ever take my car?
Booth: Do anda have bullet proof vests in the trunk?
Brennan: No.
Booth: That's why.