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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as anda are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.

#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what anda THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because anda decided to start standing in open territory!

#3:
Hines: STOP IT! atau I WILL SET anda ON FIRE!!

#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!

#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...

bahagian, atas Ten Jonathan Irons quotes... (call of duty)

posted by Canada24

#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded sejak a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....

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Hellsing abridged Petikan (taken from the real scripts)

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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, anda protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my kegemaran cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my kegemaran cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. anda know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: anda do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...

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Who's a better villain: Johan Liebert atau The Joker

posted by Canada24

THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when anda REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than anda realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad atau as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...

bahagian, atas ten Vaas quotes:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, anda want to run? Huh? anda want to run, anda want to disrespect me? anda want to fuck with me? I mean, anda come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and anda want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give anda thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat anda up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...

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My bahagian, atas ten kegemaran Petikan of Dragon ball Z abridged

posted by Canada24

#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should anda be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now anda must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...

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bahagian, atas 20 KEY & PEELE quotes.. (unconcerned)

posted by Canada24

Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd anda leave the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk up?
Peele: jalang, perempuan jalang WHY WAS anda LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?

#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.

#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do anda even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...

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bahagian, atas ten most disturbing fanfictions I've ever read,.

posted by Canada24

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He berkata it was the worst peminat fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking tunjuk it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the bahagian, atas of the list. The things that...

RED DEAD REDEMPTION: Is Archer Fordham as corrupt as Ross?

posted by Canada24

Archer

Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?

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Windwakerguy430's bahagian, atas Ten Hated GTA Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and lebih than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to tunjuk that children really do give lebih of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...

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bahagian, atas 20 Trevor Phillips Petikan

posted by Canada24

#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting Rawak citizen) anda look like anda struggle with simple tasks.

#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, sejak the way, that's entirely your fault.

#3:
Trevor Philips: anda make me want a lobotomy!

#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: anda should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate anda under the influence if you're not careful.

#5:...

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bahagian, atas 20 Trevor Phillips Petikan

posted by Canada24

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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hei cowboy? anda mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, anda DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of anda left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK anda VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where anda guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...

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Kek Cawan spoof.. FULL story

posted by Canada24

WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare pelangi, rainbow Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the merah jambu mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! anda made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...

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My bahagian, atas ten Hellsing abridged Petikan

posted by Canada24

#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do anda know what my bahagian, atas three kegemaran things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. saat is Nazis. Can anda guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: anda will witness what happens what here today, and anda will will speak of it later.. Except anda won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...

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CHRIS STUCKMANN QUOTES:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your kegemaran scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: anda EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, anda LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little jalang, perempuan jalang made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can...

bahagian, atas 6 most EVIL protagonists:

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#1: REN HOEX:
I think I use to like this guy.
I certainly Cinta the voice every time I watch YouTube clips of this show. He's actually HILARIOUS..
But, as expected, ADULT PARTY took his well known insanity WAY too far. Making him a TORTURE PORN.
Quite lterary.
I mean torturing other living creatures is PORN to him. He fucking masturbates towards the misery and suffering of others in the adult party verison. That kinda speaks for itself, doesn't it?
But as I remember, even in the original. Ren wasn't excatly a "pleasant person".
We all loved him.
But still.. His villainish acts contain the following......

bahagian, atas 20 REAL SMOSH Petikan :)

posted by Canada24

#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... atau I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here anda go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, anda can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...

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pelangi, pelangi, rainbow FACTORY SPOOF: Best of evil pelangi, pelangi, rainbow Dash

posted by Canada24

Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were telah diberi powerful unikorn to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but anda can't just harvest...

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bahagian, atas ten people I Cinta as a character, but would HATE as a real person.

posted by Canada24

#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. anda heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.

#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I Cinta him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...

Five Finger death punch - Jykll and Hyde lyrics... (this song is so awesome)

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There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside
There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside

Oh, yo, yo, there's a demon inside
Oh, yo, yo, just like Jekyll and Hyde
Oh, yo, yo, all this anger inside
Oh, yo, yo, I feel like Jekyll and Hyde

Is there so much God damned weight on your...