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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.
Packie McReary: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves anda feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!


#4; Packie McReary: Why're anda tellin' them we're brothers, and idiot!? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it!?
Derrick McReary: I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today. Packie' McReary: Fuck these people! fuck your cause! That shit's over! Ireland's not the only thing that's green, dollars are too!
Derrick McReary: Now you've berkata bloody Ireland! that's gonna narrow the cari ain't it? Packie McReary: FUCK YOU! take the needle out your arm THEN tell me what to do. Derrick McReary: I'll let anda tell ME what to do! when anda stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!
Eugene Reaper: Motherfucker! [stupidly gets up and shoots Michael]
Derrick McReary: FUCK!
Packie McReary: WE TOLD anda NOT TO FUCK WITH US!
[Both Packie and Derrick shoot Eugene]
Packie McReary: Shit, Michael! SAINT FUCKIN MICHAEL!"


#5:
Niko: If there's a problem? I can go. No trouble.. I have other ways of making money.
Packie: There ain't no problem.. Gerry just likes to think he's better than everyone. Witch is why he's been married twice and still won't admit he likes men"


#6: Niko Bellic: Look on the bright side, at least we got to meet Gracie.
Packie McReary: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it!


#7:
Packie: (robing bank) NONE OF anda FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!!


#8:
Packie: (to player during optional mission in GTA 5) Look I know I seem like an hot head and an idiot.. I AM a hot head. And a bit of an idiot.. But I work.


#9;
Packie: Oh we're gonna play it real nice. Clean as a fuckin whistle"


#10:
Packie: Please, do not make me ice you!


#11:
Packie: (shooting) anda ain't taking ME down!


#12:
Packie: That was a whole lot of effort for no fucking reward. Story of my life.


#13:
Packie: here's your take me man... Think of me... Packie McReary, Ducks, LC


#14:
Niko: If anda don't trust the people your dealing with, how come anda trust me?
Packie: anda got a good look to you.. And I'm lucky with my gut feelings.


#15:
Packie: Who's gonna judge Kate?.. What would she win if they did? Virgin of the year?"


#16:
Packie: Fuck anda Niko, anda think your fuckin hilarious don't you. Just learn the fuckin language!"


#17:
Packie: (introducing himself) Patrick McReary of gods own Liberty City.. After leaving my close friend Dash Lucia to watch over me Ma. I came to Los Santos seeking fame and fortune.. And I found boredom and idiots!... anda wanna hear about my old life, your first out here that do... Everyone talks about what they wanna do, and who they wanna be.. They don't care about who they are., And they sure as shit don't care about anyone else... A city of Coke heads waiting on the coke... I swear they put something in that kale juice


#18:
Packie: I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves, she didn't have to pay too..


#19:
Packie: Niko.. It's an old Irish tradition to get drunk with your friends, what do anda say?


#20:
Packie: (shooting cops) Let all go fuckin peaceful like!
#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, anda want to run? Huh? anda want to run, anda want to disrespect me? anda want to fuck with me? I mean, anda come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and anda want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give anda thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat anda up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...
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“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”

There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the pelangi, rainbow department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual Warna of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated pelangi, rainbow pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.

Next, that...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. pelangi, rainbow Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..


#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..


#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...


#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE topi, cap LOCK!!


#5:
"What a person from London called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth


#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.


#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..


#8:
"How are unikorn made?"
ME: With Cinta and fresh farts.
#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..


#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. anda really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him lebih in Filem like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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Here we go, the Muzik is back.
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Muzik
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this tunjuk the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big Anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....
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Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the bot stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took anda so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. anda know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR anda SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do anda think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and anda won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...
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#1:
PuttPutt: Be careful Pep, atau we're cause an avalanche (sneezes, causing, well, an avalanche, and the path is blocked).
PBG: PUTT-PUTT! anda HAD ONE JOB!!


#2:
Little boy in Skyrim: (sarcastically) Oh boy. Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
PBG: (kills the rude little boy) LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID!


#3:
PBG: So.. Were playing PuttPutt again.
PuttPutt: Hot ziggity.
PBG: Wow.. Where's the enthusiasm?.. But I guess after anda repeat the same phrase enough times. It loses it's lester..
PBG: Anyway.. As PuttPutt, anda find the zoo keeper, and, serprise, serprise.. It's in trouble.....
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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"


How do I ask a soalan on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"


How do anda tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"


Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"


Can anda lose your virginity if anda fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With Cinta and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...
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