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Ponies On The Rails
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
May 17, 1953
Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.
Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He berkata anda have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to api, kebakaran me!
Dock Worker: If anda don't want to work for him, why don't anda just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. anda railroad workers *Walks away*
Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are anda telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* anda got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, atau you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. anda want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?
After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.
Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a meja for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would anda like to speak to?
Gordon: Jesus christ, get me the fucking meja, jadual company, atau whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to meja servicing*
meja seller: Hello, this is meja servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a meja made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
meja seller: How would anda like the meja delivered?
Gordon: sejak train.
meja seller: anda got it. We'll have the meja loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: anda haven't done one thing that Pete told anda to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*
Ten minit later
Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did anda come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did anda get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will anda promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet anda it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't anda open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies memuatkan it into the car, they berkata it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything anda say.
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call anda back in forty minutes, and anda can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some lebih of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A meja for anda has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets meja out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, anda don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this meja into my office, atau you're fired.
Orion: anda want to api, kebakaran me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, anda got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give anda the satisfaction.
After three minit of arguing, and moving a meja, jadual
Gordon & Orion: *Gently place meja in office*
Gordon: Thank anda for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the meja anda ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet anda don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*
Stylo was seterusnya to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.
Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If anda say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*
Inside the office
Gordon: *on phone* So, what do anda think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: anda have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do anda want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen anda two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. anda gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Hawkeye: What are anda waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't anda recognize my voice anda numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, anda can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* anda got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad anda took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, anda berkata anda would when anda made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier anda berkata anda wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are anda blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!
seterusnya day, Pete returned
Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*
On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion continues to try, and get fired.
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