That's hilarious Buck7. I'm Blinx. (I RP as him, he is a video game cat) Here's a story.
After I finished my work, my paws were really aching. I needed someone to give me a pawrub. I thought Catherine would be great. But she was really busy. So I kept annoying and bugging her to rub my sore paws or feet as you humans say. Finally, she gave up and gave my feet a rub. Felt much better after. Don't know how Catherine could cope with my sweaty paws.