Merry Krismas

Humanity seems to have forgotten,
The true meaning of Christmas.
They think its only presents,
And they think it's Krismas trees, too.
Don't anda remember what it's all about?
Have anda forgotten the true meaning?
Krismas is lebih than just presents.
In fact, it's not about presents at all.
It's about things anda can't bungkus, balut in a box,
And tie with a bow.
Peace on Earth and good will toward men,
That's what Krismas is all about!
Have anda forgotten all about this?
Why is it only this time of year,
That we have to be nice to each other,
That we have to be kind?
Why can't it be all tahun 'round?
Why can't it be every day?
Why does it have to be just this day?

All I wadt for Christbas is new siduses,
Dew siduses,
Yeah, dew siduses.
Boy, if I could odly hab dew siduses,
Ded I could wish anda berry Christbas.

It seebs so log sidce I could say
"Bindy Bartid barried Bister Bedzies."
Boy, oh boy, how habby I'd be,
If I could odly breathe!

All I wadt for Christbas is new siduses,
Dew siduses,
Yeah, dew siduses.
Boy, if I could odly hab dew siduses,
Ded I could wish anda berry Christb- berry Christb- berry...
Oh, for gooddess sakes- Habby Dew- Habby Dew- Habby...
Ah, gee! Have a good holiday, anda lucky sdiffs!