1. Pilot
Chuck: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Chuck: anda guys have been dating since kindergarten and anda haven't sealed the deal.
Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if anda order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I Cinta it when anda talk dirty.
Chuck: Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.
Chuck: I Cinta freshmen. They're so...
2. The Wild sarapan lewat pagi, sarapan tengah hari
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
Chuck: Better a broken nose than a broken heart.
Chuck: I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Chuck: Serena, stop trying to pretend you're a good girl. So anda slept with your best friend's boyfriend. I kind of admire anda for it.
3. Poison Ivy
Chuck: Heard about the field hockey throwdown. All those mouth guards and short skirts. I hope somebody filmed it.
Chuck: Women like to pretend they're complicated. I know better.
Chuck: I am a jalang, perempuan jalang when I want to be.
4. Bad News Blair
Chuck: Let me remind anda of the rules. There is no outside rum and the only girls anda talk to are the ones I've paid for
Chuck: He looks like Matthew McConaughey between movies.
Chuck: Let's go. anda can think about your boyfriend inside.
Chuck: The real world. Everyone out there wants to be us.
6. The Handmaiden's Tale
Chuck: Mysterious financial transactions. Warring parents. Welcome to the Upper East Side.
Chuck: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.
Chuck: Little Jenny Humphrey gets my pants off and I still don't manage to enjoy it.
Chuck: Well anda look ravishing. If I were your man, I wouldn't need clues to find you.
7. Victor Victrola
Chuck: anda were amazing up there.
Chuck: anda sure?
Club employee: Who's that girl?
Chuck: I have no idea.
Chuck: A burlesque club. A respectable place where people can be transported to another time. Where they can feel free to let loose. No judgment. Pure escape . What happens at Victrola stays at Victrola.
8. Seventeen Candles
Chuck: Yeah I'm sorry about that. But look, if you're done with Blair... be done. Don't cater to your parents wishes if they're not your desires.
Chuck: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.
Chuck: Well, this is the last place I'd expect to find you.
Blair: Go away, Chuck! I've been telah diberi orders, practically from God himself, to avoid you.
Chuck: Would anda consider avoiding me over breakfast?
Chuck: Nate? Oh, I don't think he'll be Singing Happy Birthday this year.
Chuck: If he knew how much I enjoyed the removal of a certain chastity tali pinggang in the back of this very limo?
Chuck: Not as clear as the memory of anda purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over...
Nate: Where's the girl?
Chuck: In my dreams. I was trying to get some shut eye.
Chuck: Sounds Freudian.
Chuck: Are anda ready for your present?...
Ow! If anda wanted to play rough, all anda had to do was ask.
Chuck: Please. anda forget who you're talking to.
Blair: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck: Define like.
Chuck: How do anda think I feel? I haven't slept. I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach. Fluttering.
10. Hi, Society
Chuck: I should ask anda the same question. Perfect gentleman? Perfect date? That broken record was a hit last year. Get with the times, he bores you.
Chuck: Like the book says, "She's just not that into you."
Chuck: anda looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: seterusnya to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.
11. Roman Holiday
Chuck: (voicemail) Leave a message and I might listen to it.
12. School Lies
Chuck: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair: anda know I already have.
Chuck: Really? A Ciuman does sort of send the wrong signal. Let's not waste time denying.
Chuck: Really? anda want me to tell him how anda slept with me and then faked your virginity for him?
Chuck: How about I turn that One Piece to a no-piece?
Chuck: I didn't say forever, just until the sight of anda two together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair: And when will that be?
Chuck: Only time will tell, I'm afraid. So unless anda want dear Nathaniel to know how anda Lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle, I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair: Isn't there someone else anda can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.
Chuck: anda know, if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister. And anda know what they say, the family that plays together stays together.
Chuck: What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad's cassingle?
Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, anda and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended atau expelled, a wing is donated in the bass name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: It's not perfect, I'll admit.
Vanessa: You're sick!
Chuck: You're welcome!
13. A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
Chuck: What's obvious is that your best friend has kept anda in dark.
Serena: What are anda talking about?
Chuck: I handle my business. Apparently, Nate doesn't.
Chuck: Please, call me brother.
Serena: I need to talk to you.
Chuck: About getting knocked up? I must say I was a little disappointed anda weren't lebih careful.
Chuck: Game's not over 'til I say it is.
14. The Blair jalang, perempuan jalang Project
Serena: What is your problem?!?
Chuck: Specify the context.
Chuck: May I remind you, Serena, that anda used to have a sense of humor.
Chuck: Then I suggest anda get new hand towels.
15. Desperately Seeking Serena
Chuck: Hearing anda scream my name is lebih than enough.
Chuck: She really needs to tone down on the social niceties. It's embarrassing.
Serena: Eventually the two of anda are going to have to work out your issues.
Chuck: Issues? I'm issue free. And based on my exhaustive research, so are you.
Serena: Georgina?
Chuck: According to my very reliable sources, Georgina Sparks is nowhere near our fair isle. She's in Switzerland, dating the Prince of Balfour.
Serena: There's a prince of Balfour? And she's dating him? Oh thank god.
Chuck: Now anda can enjoy the gifts she mailed anda with peace of mind. And maybe Chuck in the room.
17. Woman On the Verge
Chuck: Your starting to scare even me. What did anda do?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass
Chuck: Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double-date.
Nate: anda know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?
Chuck: Call me sentimental.
Serena: Where's Dan?
Chuck: I'm out of luck, he's still here.
18. Much I Do About Nothing
Blair: anda were on the floor!
Chuck: I hurt my back.
Blair: How? It's not like anda every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time, it was chilly.
Chuck: anda know, they say if anda Cinta something, anda should set it free.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a jalang, perempuan jalang enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.
Chuck: I'd like to propose a toast. My father is someone who goes after what he wants. And Lily van der Woodsen was no exception. In typical Bass-man fashion his pursuit was direct and at times not exactly subtle. One thing I learned from my father's courtship of Lily is the importance of perseverance. That in the face of true Cinta anda don't just give up, even if the object of your affection is begging anda to. One thing I learned from Lily is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a saat chance and, in kind, I watched him become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one hari I hope I'll be lucky enough to find someone who will do the same for me. To the happy couple!
Chuck: Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Blair: Chuck bass is a romantic. Who knew?
Chuck: Now anda do. That's all that matters.
Chuck: anda don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
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Awwww, Cinta Chuck's quotes. My fav is obviously 'I'm Chuck Bass' :]
Chuck: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Chuck: anda guys have been dating since kindergarten and anda haven't sealed the deal.
Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if anda order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I Cinta it when anda talk dirty.
Chuck: Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.
Chuck: I Cinta freshmen. They're so...
2. The Wild sarapan lewat pagi, sarapan tengah hari
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
Chuck: Better a broken nose than a broken heart.
Chuck: I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Chuck: Serena, stop trying to pretend you're a good girl. So anda slept with your best friend's boyfriend. I kind of admire anda for it.
3. Poison Ivy
Chuck: Heard about the field hockey throwdown. All those mouth guards and short skirts. I hope somebody filmed it.
Chuck: Women like to pretend they're complicated. I know better.
Chuck: I am a jalang, perempuan jalang when I want to be.
4. Bad News Blair
Chuck: Let me remind anda of the rules. There is no outside rum and the only girls anda talk to are the ones I've paid for
Chuck: He looks like Matthew McConaughey between movies.
Chuck: Let's go. anda can think about your boyfriend inside.
Chuck: The real world. Everyone out there wants to be us.
6. The Handmaiden's Tale
Chuck: Mysterious financial transactions. Warring parents. Welcome to the Upper East Side.
Chuck: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.
Chuck: Little Jenny Humphrey gets my pants off and I still don't manage to enjoy it.
Chuck: Well anda look ravishing. If I were your man, I wouldn't need clues to find you.
7. Victor Victrola
Chuck: anda were amazing up there.
Chuck: anda sure?
Club employee: Who's that girl?
Chuck: I have no idea.
Chuck: A burlesque club. A respectable place where people can be transported to another time. Where they can feel free to let loose. No judgment. Pure escape . What happens at Victrola stays at Victrola.
8. Seventeen Candles
Chuck: Yeah I'm sorry about that. But look, if you're done with Blair... be done. Don't cater to your parents wishes if they're not your desires.
Chuck: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.
Chuck: Well, this is the last place I'd expect to find you.
Blair: Go away, Chuck! I've been telah diberi orders, practically from God himself, to avoid you.
Chuck: Would anda consider avoiding me over breakfast?
Chuck: Nate? Oh, I don't think he'll be Singing Happy Birthday this year.
Chuck: If he knew how much I enjoyed the removal of a certain chastity tali pinggang in the back of this very limo?
Chuck: Not as clear as the memory of anda purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over...
Nate: Where's the girl?
Chuck: In my dreams. I was trying to get some shut eye.
Chuck: Sounds Freudian.
Chuck: Are anda ready for your present?...
Ow! If anda wanted to play rough, all anda had to do was ask.
Chuck: Please. anda forget who you're talking to.
Blair: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck: Define like.
Chuck: How do anda think I feel? I haven't slept. I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach. Fluttering.
10. Hi, Society
Chuck: I should ask anda the same question. Perfect gentleman? Perfect date? That broken record was a hit last year. Get with the times, he bores you.
Chuck: Like the book says, "She's just not that into you."
Chuck: anda looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: seterusnya to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.
11. Roman Holiday
Chuck: (voicemail) Leave a message and I might listen to it.
12. School Lies
Chuck: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair: anda know I already have.
Chuck: Really? A Ciuman does sort of send the wrong signal. Let's not waste time denying.
Chuck: Really? anda want me to tell him how anda slept with me and then faked your virginity for him?
Chuck: How about I turn that One Piece to a no-piece?
Chuck: I didn't say forever, just until the sight of anda two together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair: And when will that be?
Chuck: Only time will tell, I'm afraid. So unless anda want dear Nathaniel to know how anda Lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle, I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair: Isn't there someone else anda can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.
Chuck: anda know, if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister. And anda know what they say, the family that plays together stays together.
Chuck: What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad's cassingle?
Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, anda and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended atau expelled, a wing is donated in the bass name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: It's not perfect, I'll admit.
Vanessa: You're sick!
Chuck: You're welcome!
13. A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
Chuck: What's obvious is that your best friend has kept anda in dark.
Serena: What are anda talking about?
Chuck: I handle my business. Apparently, Nate doesn't.
Chuck: Please, call me brother.
Serena: I need to talk to you.
Chuck: About getting knocked up? I must say I was a little disappointed anda weren't lebih careful.
Chuck: Game's not over 'til I say it is.
14. The Blair jalang, perempuan jalang Project
Serena: What is your problem?!?
Chuck: Specify the context.
Chuck: May I remind you, Serena, that anda used to have a sense of humor.
Chuck: Then I suggest anda get new hand towels.
15. Desperately Seeking Serena
Chuck: Hearing anda scream my name is lebih than enough.
Chuck: She really needs to tone down on the social niceties. It's embarrassing.
Serena: Eventually the two of anda are going to have to work out your issues.
Chuck: Issues? I'm issue free. And based on my exhaustive research, so are you.
Serena: Georgina?
Chuck: According to my very reliable sources, Georgina Sparks is nowhere near our fair isle. She's in Switzerland, dating the Prince of Balfour.
Serena: There's a prince of Balfour? And she's dating him? Oh thank god.
Chuck: Now anda can enjoy the gifts she mailed anda with peace of mind. And maybe Chuck in the room.
17. Woman On the Verge
Chuck: Your starting to scare even me. What did anda do?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass
Chuck: Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double-date.
Nate: anda know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?
Chuck: Call me sentimental.
Serena: Where's Dan?
Chuck: I'm out of luck, he's still here.
18. Much I Do About Nothing
Blair: anda were on the floor!
Chuck: I hurt my back.
Blair: How? It's not like anda every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time, it was chilly.
Chuck: anda know, they say if anda Cinta something, anda should set it free.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a jalang, perempuan jalang enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.
Chuck: I'd like to propose a toast. My father is someone who goes after what he wants. And Lily van der Woodsen was no exception. In typical Bass-man fashion his pursuit was direct and at times not exactly subtle. One thing I learned from my father's courtship of Lily is the importance of perseverance. That in the face of true Cinta anda don't just give up, even if the object of your affection is begging anda to. One thing I learned from Lily is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a saat chance and, in kind, I watched him become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one hari I hope I'll be lucky enough to find someone who will do the same for me. To the happy couple!
Chuck: Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Blair: Chuck bass is a romantic. Who knew?
Chuck: Now anda do. That's all that matters.
Chuck: anda don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
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Awwww, Cinta Chuck's quotes. My fav is obviously 'I'm Chuck Bass' :]