Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda can get a perfect score on your SATs sejak putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Why did Chuck Norris menyeberang, cross the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't menyeberang, cross the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk forum and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to menyeberang, cross the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. belukar, bush was wonderin how to menyeberang, cross a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only Haiwan that Chuck Norris let them live.

When loceng invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even lebih badass than in this one. When it was discovered sejak Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu