I found a spoof in the internet (that was real) just read it(i don't put the full spoof):Wizards Of Waverly Place stars Selena Gomez and David Henrie were seen Ciuman behind a pokok near a Brooklyn park.

Selena and David were very embarrassed about the matter, so much so, that they pretended like they hated each other. But when we sat both of them down together, they both admitted, "Well yeah, we have always been close buds, but that hari when we were hanging out just talking, everything just fell into place, and we kissed."

..wait a minit - - - "hanging out just talking, everything just fell...

Note: I DID NOT WRITE THIS FIC! Lj user scurvyknavery did. FULL CREDIT goes to her. Im only posting this so those without a livejournal can read :)


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David's the first to admit - he's not the kind of guy who knows a lot of stuff. But if there's one thing he knows, it's women. He knows them so well, he's got this whole system worked out. There are, as far as he can tell, five kinds of women in the world.

1. Moms

This is not as sexy a category as David would like. He's seen...

Note: I DID NOT WRITE THIS FIC! Lj user amathela did. FULL CREDIT goes to her. Im only posting this so those without a livejournal can read :)


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@selenagomez so, where would anda like to hold the wedding? is on David's twitter the seterusnya day, and maybe Selena should be mortified, like, they're not even dating, but instead, it makes her smile.

And it's probably just a non sequitur atau whatever, but she's feeling Brave (or maybe stupid), so she tweets back:

@David_Henrie how about...

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David and Selena somehow end up in the same limo after the after-party. David’s not really sure why that happened, one minit they were winning, and the seterusnya minit Selena was giggling, holding her shoes in one hand, her Emmy under one elbow, and David’s hand in her other. She tumbles into the leather kerusi, tempat duduk after him, pressed...