"That which makes anda different is what makes anda strong. Whether you're gay, straight, purple, orange, dinosaur; I don't care."
Interviewer: "If anda could see the world in only shade of one color, what color would anda choose?"
Darren: "Pink. Cause it would be really funny. Cause really mean people wouldn't seem so mean anymore."
(At Deathly Hallows Premiere) Interviewer: "Here is Darren Criss! anda may have seen him recently."
Darren: "You have? *Looks around at posters* Oh my god! There's lebih of me!?"
(At Deathly Hallows Premiere) "There's been a terrible mistake. Someone really screwed up and let my nutty keldai in here."
"So here's what happening to Blaine on Glee, he's recently been bitten sejak a radioactive.. uh... turtle. And I hang out with Rambo, and I alih to Mars and I start of colony of... crazy misfits. And I start a Glee Club, the first intergalactic Glee Club."
"There's not a damn thing that I do on my own that's not for my peminat-peminat atau for people that have supported me. So I don't really care about my agenda, I wanna be on yours."
(About Teenage Dream) "So Katy Perry tweeted about the song, berkata it made her cry. I hope it was like a good cry instead of a bad cry 'cause it was really bad atau something."
Fan: "First of all, Darren, I think you're supermegafoxyawesomehot."
Darren: *laughs* "I wrote that line, so I know what you're referring to."
(About Ciuman Kurt as Blaine at the Dublin tunjuk on the Glee tour) "I was consumed sejak my Cinta for Chris Colfer and I just couldn't help it any longer."
Interviewer: "Does Joey Richter have a girlfriend?"
Darren: "I would say yes, and her name's... Tarantulus. And she's nine feet tall, has a hundred arms and her eyes are made of lasers, and if any girl tried to destroy her they would perish."
Interviewer: "What does your song Penulisan process look like?"
Darren: "It looks like a mess! It's like someone went into a room, took a dump, then grabbed a blowtorch and sprayed it all over the wall."
"Buy my album because... it's the kind of Muzik anda can be Friends with. And it's the only way that *pause* aliens won't come to Earth and destroy us. I am sure of this."
Interviewer: "What can we except from anda in the seterusnya five years?"
Darren: "Um, I will... get older. I will have, um..."
"Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole."
"I'm like a bum. I'm a bum. Oh my god, anda guys are interviewing a bum."
(Showing a picture of his old hair) "This is what I really look like. I really have big bushy hair, this *points to himself* THIS IS A LIE!"
"I had huge hair, I'm pretty sure there was certain species in there that could cure cancer."
"Guys, if anda hear any screaming girls... it's probably my dad."
"Nifty little buckaroo."
"I am Darren. I like beaches, sushi, and small animals."
(After having epal, apple come out of his mouth) "If that's any indication that I like Aladdin... epal, apple FREAKED out of my mouth."
"I like orange and blue together, but I would never wear them."
(Talking about Zac Efron) "You were a Horcrux in a play I wrote!"
"People always ask me, is it creepy that I'm messaging you? And I'm like, no man! I'm the weird one. I played a fake Harry Potter in a musical we took time to make, that's weird man. We have a musical called Me And My Dick! We're weird."
"Did someone say Darren Criss?"
"What's this...? A guitar!?"
Interviewer: "I've listened to Teenage Dream at least 500,000 times."
Darren: "That's like a million something minutes!"
Interviewer: "Did anda ever think your life would change this quickly?"
Darren: "Nope! Simple as that. Nope!"
"Well with that attitude let's do it! Huzzah!"
"I would be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unless anda want the apocalypse to happen really soon then yes, I'll run for president."
"I have a degree in acting!"
"They can give me anything and I'll be like, "YAY A song!!!"
"That is a bad dryer! I don't want to see any of anda hanging out with that dryer!"
"Wars will stop if we just all sit down, have a sleepover and popcorn and watch the entire thing of that show. (Avatar the Last Airbender) We would all get along and it would be beautiful."
"My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually."
*posing with two girls for a photoshoot* "This would never happen."
"What was the question? Sorry, I was being an asshole."
"Am I a vegetable?"
"I'm Darren Criss, and I'm an acorn... actor."
"Man my boobies itch, I wish somebody would just hold my boobies."
Darren: "I actually almost parked in your parking spot once, then I realized it was yours and moved out of there. Sorry bout that."
Ellen: "Oh, well I didn't know and wouldn't mind."
Darren: "Oh, well I'll just write that down. Park in Ellen's spot."
Ellen: "Well, someone will tow it. But I don't mind."
Fan: "Hey Darren, would anda ever tarikh a Very Potter Musical fan? And I was wondering if I could get a kiss..."
Darren: "Woah! At least take me out to makan malam, majlis makan malam first, we only just met. And all the cameras are here, the pressure's on. I never say never to anything, so anda never know. We'll see..."
(Talking about pancuran, pancuran mandian songs) "I'm using the soap! Now I'm using the shampooooo! Hand in the drain, really gross!"
Interviewer: "Ever have a recurring dream?"
Darren: "Yes, I'm always at a konsert where the band sounds exactly like my alarm clock."
(Talking about Glee Project auditions) Robert Ulrich: We're looking for people with potential. So even if anda just sing in your shower.
Darren: That's actually the best place to sing. So bring that, into here! Just wear clothes!"
"My biggest fear... is turning *pause* into an inanimate object*
"The sunglasses are the secret to my power."
Interviewer: "Have anda tried going into a Gap since Silly Cinta Songs?"
Darren: "No... but I'd either be really excited atau really terrified. Just don't sing Darren, you'll get everybody fired!"
"Chris Colfer... he's like a... playful wood-nymph."
Interviewer: "A lot of changes in your life lately."
Darren: "Yeah, I bought a new sweater."
"No one's tried to stab me. That's cool. I enjoy not being stabbed."
"Please don't kill me, I'm nice."
"They're just peachy, I think they're fabulous."
(About Teenage Dream) "She berkata it made her hati, tengah-tengah go whee, well, guess what Katy? anda make my hati, tengah-tengah go whee."
"The Kardashians have a book? What the fuck?"
(After Chord Overstreet pretend-strangles him) "Oh I know this guy, he's the good-looking one."
"I think if I met Dan my head would explode, so I think I'll avoid him cause I like my head not exploding."
"I think ears would bleed. So if anda see me bleeding out of my ears anda know I met Dan."
"Hah- ha- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! But that translates to hei what's up man, Dan? Cool, whatever."
"I'm just a fanboy that got lucky."
If I wear emas shorts, can I look like you, Chord Overstreet? (pointless talking* And on that note, let's see your body.
"I'm not even supposed to be here, anda didn't see me... I am but a hologram."
"I'm kinda on awan nine, actually I'd say awan ten. awan nine was old news."
"I'm picturing all my albums lined up and being like, "What about me, Darren? anda always say anda Cinta me the most!" I add personality to all my inanimate objects."
"NO, no man!"
"Acting can be hard work... but anda just have to pull through it and sometimes anda have to Ciuman Lea Michele."
Darren: "There's cool songs coming."
Interviewer: "Anything anda can tell me?"
Darren: "Absolutely not."
"We finally did the episode that everyone was waiting for. A song sejak hei Monday!"
Interviewer: "I asked Chris what Ciuman anda was like and he suggested I just go in and Ciuman you. But I'm going to spare anda that."
Darren: "Oh thank you. I appreciate your nobility. I'm not sure whether I'm offended atau complimented."
"If the Warblers have to fight New Directions then SO BE IT! BRING IT ON!"
Interviewer: "Will anda chew a lot of gum before the Ciuman scene?"
Darren: "No! Just cause anda asked. In fact I'm going to chew on... 20 cloves of garlic, then I won't brush my teeth for ten days. Just to make it special. Cause everybody chews gum."
Chris Colfer: "After the first Ciuman I was like "damn Darren!" I need a cigarette now, cause that was intense."
Darren (Upon hearing this): Th-Thanks Chris.
"He (Chris) never called me after the kiss. It was very embarrassing."
"Like many relationships... I think I'm just gonna... runaway."
"I went down to this girl's (that he was in Cinta with) house and I serenaded her. She came down, and we hugged! In 8th grade terms that's like, all kinds of Cinta explosions!"
"IT'S A DARREN SHOW! LET'S FUCKING ROCK! *screws up* oh no wait I got too confident. FUCK MUSIC!"
Interviewer: "Are anda dating anyone right now?"
Darren: "Oh I wouldn't tell anda even if I was..."
"I like to think they were all romantic. I'm not just some floozy! PLEASE!"
"Anti-gravity Glee numbers! That's like everything I could ever want!"
"Glee... IN SPACE!"
"Glee is lebih then just a tunjuk now. It's become a wonderful culture celebrating the underdog and glorifying individuality."
(Combining three of his Glee songs. hei Soul Sister, Teenage Dream and Raise Your Glass) "Hey... Teenage... Glass?"
"Where are my perverts!?"
"I wish I had a pet monkey."
"I ain't telling anda shit son!"
(Singing to Ellen): "When are we gonna see... Finding Nemo 2? They did it with Toy Story and Cars. So why not something new? A new story about Dory. I hope your buying what I'm selling, I know it ain't my choice... I just wanna hear the voice of my girl, Ellen!"
"I want people to know that there is nothing lebih badass than being yourself."
Interviewer: "If anda could see the world in only shade of one color, what color would anda choose?"
Darren: "Pink. Cause it would be really funny. Cause really mean people wouldn't seem so mean anymore."
(At Deathly Hallows Premiere) Interviewer: "Here is Darren Criss! anda may have seen him recently."
Darren: "You have? *Looks around at posters* Oh my god! There's lebih of me!?"
(At Deathly Hallows Premiere) "There's been a terrible mistake. Someone really screwed up and let my nutty keldai in here."
"So here's what happening to Blaine on Glee, he's recently been bitten sejak a radioactive.. uh... turtle. And I hang out with Rambo, and I alih to Mars and I start of colony of... crazy misfits. And I start a Glee Club, the first intergalactic Glee Club."
"There's not a damn thing that I do on my own that's not for my peminat-peminat atau for people that have supported me. So I don't really care about my agenda, I wanna be on yours."
(About Teenage Dream) "So Katy Perry tweeted about the song, berkata it made her cry. I hope it was like a good cry instead of a bad cry 'cause it was really bad atau something."
Fan: "First of all, Darren, I think you're supermegafoxyawesomehot."
Darren: *laughs* "I wrote that line, so I know what you're referring to."
(About Ciuman Kurt as Blaine at the Dublin tunjuk on the Glee tour) "I was consumed sejak my Cinta for Chris Colfer and I just couldn't help it any longer."
Interviewer: "Does Joey Richter have a girlfriend?"
Darren: "I would say yes, and her name's... Tarantulus. And she's nine feet tall, has a hundred arms and her eyes are made of lasers, and if any girl tried to destroy her they would perish."
Interviewer: "What does your song Penulisan process look like?"
Darren: "It looks like a mess! It's like someone went into a room, took a dump, then grabbed a blowtorch and sprayed it all over the wall."
"Buy my album because... it's the kind of Muzik anda can be Friends with. And it's the only way that *pause* aliens won't come to Earth and destroy us. I am sure of this."
Interviewer: "What can we except from anda in the seterusnya five years?"
Darren: "Um, I will... get older. I will have, um..."
"Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole."
"I'm like a bum. I'm a bum. Oh my god, anda guys are interviewing a bum."
(Showing a picture of his old hair) "This is what I really look like. I really have big bushy hair, this *points to himself* THIS IS A LIE!"
"I had huge hair, I'm pretty sure there was certain species in there that could cure cancer."
"Guys, if anda hear any screaming girls... it's probably my dad."
"Nifty little buckaroo."
"I am Darren. I like beaches, sushi, and small animals."
(After having epal, apple come out of his mouth) "If that's any indication that I like Aladdin... epal, apple FREAKED out of my mouth."
"I like orange and blue together, but I would never wear them."
(Talking about Zac Efron) "You were a Horcrux in a play I wrote!"
"People always ask me, is it creepy that I'm messaging you? And I'm like, no man! I'm the weird one. I played a fake Harry Potter in a musical we took time to make, that's weird man. We have a musical called Me And My Dick! We're weird."
"Did someone say Darren Criss?"
"What's this...? A guitar!?"
Interviewer: "I've listened to Teenage Dream at least 500,000 times."
Darren: "That's like a million something minutes!"
Interviewer: "Did anda ever think your life would change this quickly?"
Darren: "Nope! Simple as that. Nope!"
"Well with that attitude let's do it! Huzzah!"
"I would be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unless anda want the apocalypse to happen really soon then yes, I'll run for president."
"I have a degree in acting!"
"They can give me anything and I'll be like, "YAY A song!!!"
"That is a bad dryer! I don't want to see any of anda hanging out with that dryer!"
"Wars will stop if we just all sit down, have a sleepover and popcorn and watch the entire thing of that show. (Avatar the Last Airbender) We would all get along and it would be beautiful."
"My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually."
*posing with two girls for a photoshoot* "This would never happen."
"What was the question? Sorry, I was being an asshole."
"Am I a vegetable?"
"I'm Darren Criss, and I'm an acorn... actor."
"Man my boobies itch, I wish somebody would just hold my boobies."
Darren: "I actually almost parked in your parking spot once, then I realized it was yours and moved out of there. Sorry bout that."
Ellen: "Oh, well I didn't know and wouldn't mind."
Darren: "Oh, well I'll just write that down. Park in Ellen's spot."
Ellen: "Well, someone will tow it. But I don't mind."
Fan: "Hey Darren, would anda ever tarikh a Very Potter Musical fan? And I was wondering if I could get a kiss..."
Darren: "Woah! At least take me out to makan malam, majlis makan malam first, we only just met. And all the cameras are here, the pressure's on. I never say never to anything, so anda never know. We'll see..."
(Talking about pancuran, pancuran mandian songs) "I'm using the soap! Now I'm using the shampooooo! Hand in the drain, really gross!"
Interviewer: "Ever have a recurring dream?"
Darren: "Yes, I'm always at a konsert where the band sounds exactly like my alarm clock."
(Talking about Glee Project auditions) Robert Ulrich: We're looking for people with potential. So even if anda just sing in your shower.
Darren: That's actually the best place to sing. So bring that, into here! Just wear clothes!"
"My biggest fear... is turning *pause* into an inanimate object*
"The sunglasses are the secret to my power."
Interviewer: "Have anda tried going into a Gap since Silly Cinta Songs?"
Darren: "No... but I'd either be really excited atau really terrified. Just don't sing Darren, you'll get everybody fired!"
"Chris Colfer... he's like a... playful wood-nymph."
Interviewer: "A lot of changes in your life lately."
Darren: "Yeah, I bought a new sweater."
"No one's tried to stab me. That's cool. I enjoy not being stabbed."
"Please don't kill me, I'm nice."
"They're just peachy, I think they're fabulous."
(About Teenage Dream) "She berkata it made her hati, tengah-tengah go whee, well, guess what Katy? anda make my hati, tengah-tengah go whee."
"The Kardashians have a book? What the fuck?"
(After Chord Overstreet pretend-strangles him) "Oh I know this guy, he's the good-looking one."
"I think if I met Dan my head would explode, so I think I'll avoid him cause I like my head not exploding."
"I think ears would bleed. So if anda see me bleeding out of my ears anda know I met Dan."
"Hah- ha- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! But that translates to hei what's up man, Dan? Cool, whatever."
"I'm just a fanboy that got lucky."
If I wear emas shorts, can I look like you, Chord Overstreet? (pointless talking* And on that note, let's see your body.
"I'm not even supposed to be here, anda didn't see me... I am but a hologram."
"I'm kinda on awan nine, actually I'd say awan ten. awan nine was old news."
"I'm picturing all my albums lined up and being like, "What about me, Darren? anda always say anda Cinta me the most!" I add personality to all my inanimate objects."
"NO, no man!"
"Acting can be hard work... but anda just have to pull through it and sometimes anda have to Ciuman Lea Michele."
Darren: "There's cool songs coming."
Interviewer: "Anything anda can tell me?"
Darren: "Absolutely not."
"We finally did the episode that everyone was waiting for. A song sejak hei Monday!"
Interviewer: "I asked Chris what Ciuman anda was like and he suggested I just go in and Ciuman you. But I'm going to spare anda that."
Darren: "Oh thank you. I appreciate your nobility. I'm not sure whether I'm offended atau complimented."
"If the Warblers have to fight New Directions then SO BE IT! BRING IT ON!"
Interviewer: "Will anda chew a lot of gum before the Ciuman scene?"
Darren: "No! Just cause anda asked. In fact I'm going to chew on... 20 cloves of garlic, then I won't brush my teeth for ten days. Just to make it special. Cause everybody chews gum."
Chris Colfer: "After the first Ciuman I was like "damn Darren!" I need a cigarette now, cause that was intense."
Darren (Upon hearing this): Th-Thanks Chris.
"He (Chris) never called me after the kiss. It was very embarrassing."
"Like many relationships... I think I'm just gonna... runaway."
"I went down to this girl's (that he was in Cinta with) house and I serenaded her. She came down, and we hugged! In 8th grade terms that's like, all kinds of Cinta explosions!"
"IT'S A DARREN SHOW! LET'S FUCKING ROCK! *screws up* oh no wait I got too confident. FUCK MUSIC!"
Interviewer: "Are anda dating anyone right now?"
Darren: "Oh I wouldn't tell anda even if I was..."
"I like to think they were all romantic. I'm not just some floozy! PLEASE!"
"Anti-gravity Glee numbers! That's like everything I could ever want!"
"Glee... IN SPACE!"
"Glee is lebih then just a tunjuk now. It's become a wonderful culture celebrating the underdog and glorifying individuality."
(Combining three of his Glee songs. hei Soul Sister, Teenage Dream and Raise Your Glass) "Hey... Teenage... Glass?"
"Where are my perverts!?"
"I wish I had a pet monkey."
"I ain't telling anda shit son!"
(Singing to Ellen): "When are we gonna see... Finding Nemo 2? They did it with Toy Story and Cars. So why not something new? A new story about Dory. I hope your buying what I'm selling, I know it ain't my choice... I just wanna hear the voice of my girl, Ellen!"
"I want people to know that there is nothing lebih badass than being yourself."