Crabby: Alright buddy, we’re here. Right where you paid me to bring you. Question is, Why?
Finn McMissile: *comes out of the darkness on the boat* I’m looking, for a car.


Finn McMissile: Get ready Mater. You’re up.
Mater: I don’t know about this, Finn? What if I screw things up?
Finn McMissile: Impossible. Just apply the same level of dedication you been using to play the idiot tow truck and you'll be fine.
Mater: Well, it’s just, them guys seem pretty tough and… wait? Did you say idiot? Is that how you see me?
Finn McMissile: That's how everyone sees you. Isn’t that the idea? I tell you, that's the genius of it. No one realizes they're being fooled because they're too busy laughing at the fool. Brilliant!
Mater: *looks in his reflection and is extremely sad*

Mater: *clears his throat* Good evening. My name is Mater and I’ll be your waiter. *laughs* Mater the waiter that’s funny right there.

Mater; I'm just A tow truck for towing and traveling.
Mcmissle: And Miss Shiftwell makes Iphone Apps. XD

Mater: *Mater drives over to a small isolated room with glass walls on all sides, with a zen garden and zen master inside; Mater taps on the glass with his hook* Hey! You done good, you got all the leaves!

Prof. Z: With Finn Mcmissle gone who can stop me now?
*Flashes to Radiator Springs*
Mater: Mater, Tow Mater, that's who is at your service

Mater said, Mater, Tow Mater, that's who, is here to help you. That's what he said. And Profeser Z said who can stop 'us' now.

^ sorry I'm multi-tasking DX

Mater: WOW! A live Carate demonstration! :D

McQueen: MATER! >:(
Mater: HEY, MCQUEEN!!! What Happen? Is the race over? You won, right?
McQueen: Mater why were you yelling things to me while I was racing? >:(
Mater: Yellin'? Oh you thought, oh-ho that's funny right there. Nah, see that's when I seen these two fellers doing some sort of 'karate street performance'. They was nutso. One of them even had a flame thrower and....
McQueen: A flame thrower? What are you talking about? I, I, I don't understand. Where were you?
Mater: I was goin' to meet my date?
McQueen: Your date?
Mater: She started talkin' to me as a voice in my head tellin' me where to go.
McQueen: WHAT? O.O
Mater: Wait a minute? I didn't screw you up, did I?
McQueen: *loses his temper* I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!!! >:(
Mater: Well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to..
McQueen: Your imaginary girlfriend? Flame throwers? You know, thi, thi, this is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things. >:(
Mater: Maybe if I, Well, I don't know? Talk to somebody and explain what happened I could help.
McQueen: I don't need your help. I don't want your help. *drives away*
Mater: *is extremely sad*

Mater: *comes back from seeing Holley*
Lightning McQueen: Well, there you are! Where have you been?
Mater: What’s a rendezvous? *love in his eyes while staring up*
Luigi: Uhhh…. it’s like a date.
Mater: *speaks up excitedly* A DATE?
Lightning McQueen: What’s going on, Mater?
Mater: Well what’s going on is I got me a date tomorrow.
Guido: *speaking in Italian*
Luigi: Guido don’t believe you.
Mater: Well believe it. My new girlfriend just said so. Hey, there she is! *calls up to her* Hey! Hey lady! See you tomorrow!
Holley Shiftwell: *zooms off*
Guido: *speaks in Italian*
Luigi: Guido still don’t believe you. -_-


Finn McMissile: My apologies, I never properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.

Mater:Well you know I'm just a tow truck.
Finn:Right, and I'm just an airport security person or something(sorry,I just forgot what he said.)

Finn McMissile: I never probably introduced myself.
Finn McMissile: Finn McMissile, British Intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.

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Mater: *gets out of the bathroom stall* *sighs* Oh, whatever you do, I WOULD NOT, go in there!
Acer: -_-
Grem: O.o

Papa Topollino: Whoever finds a friend, finds a treasur.

Proffesor Z: Embrace your inner lemon. Let it DRIVE you.

Finn: That's how I like to start the day. You never feel more alive than when you're almost dead.

Finn: Being killed by a clock. Gives a whole new meaning to "Your time has come".

Lightning: That's that Italian formula car. His name is...
Sally: Frrrennccceessscco Beeerrrrrnoooooulli. No wonder there's a crowd.
Lightning: Why do you know his name? And don't say it like that. It's three syllables, not ten.
Sally: What? He's nice to look at. You know, open-wheeled and all.
Lightning: What's wrong with fenders? I thought you liked my fenders.

XD Lightning's jealous!!!!