posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
M.I.A. (Micro Intelligent Advisor): "Welcome to the Wrath of Dr Blowhole. For your safety, please keep all hands and feet in the cars at all times. Place all loose items in a zipper pocket atau the bins seterusnya to the exit. Proceed to the exit if your not riding. Once seated, pull down the handle bar until it is in the lock position. Thank anda and enjoy your ride."
Riders secure themselves with handle bars and wait for ride to begin. After everyone is seated, the ride operators give the all clear.
M.I.A: Face forward, press head against the headrest and hold onto handle bars. The ride is now starting.
Train rolls out of the boarding platform and into a dark room with a screen. Skipper and the penguins appear on screen.
Skipper: Greetings soldier! We're here at the secret lair of the diabolical Dr Blowhole.
Kowalski: According to my lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba Positioning System, Blowhole is in his lair working on a very hazardous contraption. He's not done yet, but we can sneak in there and stop him if we're real quiet.
Skipper: All right boys lets alih in!
Train slowly rolls into lair where it will stop on the launch pad. Screen turns on.
Private: Hmm. It's quiet in here.
Rico: Too quiet!
Alarms go off, red beacon lights turn on, the word INTRUDER flickers on and off in red.
M.I.A: Intruder alert, Intruder alert.
Penguins get caught sejak lobsters and are tied to a missile. Dr Blowhole comes in.
Dr Blowhole: Hahahahahahahaha! Pain-gyoo-wins! anda and your other Friends have just fallen for my trap! Now my...
Deep voice: "PAIN-GYOO-WIN BLASTER"
Blowhole: ...is now complete! Once I launch all of you, anda will soar off in the sky and once anda all reach 205 ft, the peluru berpandu will start a pain-gyoo-win api, kebakaran work show! Ah hahahahahahahahahaha! Well have fun! (Presses button)
M.I.A: Permission for take off. (Alarms go off, the words STAND sejak flicker in green)
Skipper: Oh no! Hang tight soldier! This thing's gonna blast us off into the air! (Launch pad underneath train initiates launch sequence)
M.I.A: 3, 2, 1, Fire.
Train launches out of the lair going 82 mph. Goes to vertical bukit reaching 205 feet. Goes up and down vertically. The camera takes foto-foto of the riders. The train makes big over-banked turn following a small sharp turn leading to 30 ft magnetic lift. Speakers play dialogue as train goes up.
Skipper: Whoa, how did we survive?
Kowalski: With the help of my peluru berpandu control device. It controls any peluru berpandu and Blowhole doesn't even stand a chance.
Blowhole: Oh yes I do! I'm watching anda pain-gyoo-wins and I have a peluru berpandu control device myself and I'm taking anda to the...
Deep voice: TORTURE CHAMBER
Rico: Uh oh!
Skipper: Keep hanging on soldier! This ride's not over YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!! (Train goes downhill into torture chamber.)
Train runs through while laser Pistol and the diaboligizer try to shoot at the riders. Chrome claw animatronic tries to attack riders. Flames shoot up near the exit representing the Ring of Fire. The train exits, makes one spiral turn and pulls into another dark room with screen. Screen shows penguins jumping off peluru berpandu and attacking Blowhole. Penguins celebrate and do high five hi-jinx.
Blowhole: Nooooo! How could this be!
Kowalski: According to my calculations, our soldier's screaming interfered with your device and I got us out of the torture chamber selamat, peti deposit keselamatan and sound.
Private: Guess anda lose again, oversized guppy!
Skipper: anda tell him, Private!
Blowhole: Oh whatever! anda may have won this time! But I'll be back! (Goes away)
Skipper: Well done soldier! Conquering a mission like that makes anda an honorary penguin! All right boys, let's alih out, double time! (Penguins go away, train pulls into boarding platform)
M.I.A: Welcome back. Please wait until the cars have come to a complete stop. Your handlebars will then unlock and anda may pull them all the way up. Take your loose items from the bins and proceed to the exit. Don't forget to stop sejak the foto kiosk to pick up your photo. Thank anda for riding The Wrath of Dr Blowhole at Universal Orlando Resort. Please come again.
Riders get off, take their items and exit to get their photos.
added by MrsBlowhole
ITS IN POLISH BUT SO COOL! ITS ONLY LIKE 10 SECS BUT SO COOL!
added by DrBsNumber1Fan
This is the exact song I got in my head on the premiere of Blowhole Strikes Back. I also had a dream where Blowhole and I were Singing this 2gether! That's why I'm officially making this his theme song!