Here are some Drop Dead Fred Petikan that still make me laugh! Yay for immaturity!
Fred: Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over anda immediately, lie down.
Fred: (looking up Mother's skirt) Look, cobwebs!
Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after? Mother: Of course, Elizabeth. Young Elizabeth: How do anda know? Mother: Because, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty the prince would have run away. Young Elizabeth:What a pile of shit.