10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie berkata Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” sejak The Police. When she asks why the hell anda did it, say that she reminds anda of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie berkata Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” sejak The Police. When she asks why the hell anda did it, say that she reminds anda of Roxanne.
[Rose's P.O.V.]
I sighed. It had been a week since we had telah diberi up. I would never get my Henry, it was impossible.
Alice wouldent shut up about it. Always saying things like, "oh well, Rose! Its just not meant to be!" and crap like that. I want to rip her head off and throw it into the flames, if that would shut her up. When Edward read my thoughts he just shook his head.
"Rosalie Lillian Hale, anda do that and Jasper will kill anda and Carlisle would be angry, then Esme would be sad." I didnt really care, I just wanted a baby. And I would do anything to get my Henry, I just didnt know how. Emmett hugged my arms.
"Its okay Rose. We can adopt atau something," He said, trying to be reasurring.
"VERA DIDNT ADOPT! SHE had Henry!" I tearless-cried. He shrugged at Carlisle and Carlisle sighed. I was hard to please.
"Well, anda cant have kids so its best to adopt!" Alice said.
God, Please make Alice shut up!
I sighed. It had been a week since we had telah diberi up. I would never get my Henry, it was impossible.
Alice wouldent shut up about it. Always saying things like, "oh well, Rose! Its just not meant to be!" and crap like that. I want to rip her head off and throw it into the flames, if that would shut her up. When Edward read my thoughts he just shook his head.
"Rosalie Lillian Hale, anda do that and Jasper will kill anda and Carlisle would be angry, then Esme would be sad." I didnt really care, I just wanted a baby. And I would do anything to get my Henry, I just didnt know how. Emmett hugged my arms.
"Its okay Rose. We can adopt atau something," He said, trying to be reasurring.
"VERA DIDNT ADOPT! SHE had Henry!" I tearless-cried. He shrugged at Carlisle and Carlisle sighed. I was hard to please.
"Well, anda cant have kids so its best to adopt!" Alice said.
God, Please make Alice shut up!
Jacob's Pov
"JAKE!" Rosalie berkata nervously as she pulled me pass some freaky blood-sucker.
"Who's the freaks"I berkata freely.
Rosalie and Alice looked as though they were going to faint, but Alice still managed to say"The Volturï, remember we told anda about them last year"
"Oh yeah, I remember now! Why are they here?"I asked.
"Don't know exactely."Rosalie now steped in.
"We are hear to talk to the cullens not some mutt"Jane clarifyed, obviously very mad.
"He's not just some mutt for your information"said Rosalie.
Oh my goodness did Rosalie just stick up for me! We talked for a whilewith them then suddenly two of them launch themselves at me. I thought I was stuffed because it was just me and two vampires. Suddenly two figures hit the object hard causing them all to fall. Just then I relised it was Rosalie and Alice. The vampire on the ground were Felix and Demitri.They looked mad as hell now...
"JAKE!" Rosalie berkata nervously as she pulled me pass some freaky blood-sucker.
"Who's the freaks"I berkata freely.
Rosalie and Alice looked as though they were going to faint, but Alice still managed to say"The Volturï, remember we told anda about them last year"
"Oh yeah, I remember now! Why are they here?"I asked.
"Don't know exactely."Rosalie now steped in.
"We are hear to talk to the cullens not some mutt"Jane clarifyed, obviously very mad.
"He's not just some mutt for your information"said Rosalie.
Oh my goodness did Rosalie just stick up for me! We talked for a whilewith them then suddenly two of them launch themselves at me. I thought I was stuffed because it was just me and two vampires. Suddenly two figures hit the object hard causing them all to fall. Just then I relised it was Rosalie and Alice. The vampire on the ground were Felix and Demitri.They looked mad as hell now...