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Chapter One: All the way from Tennessee
Rosalie POV
    
    Two short years lalu I was turned into a monster. I'm beautiful, yet still a monster. Being a vampire wasn't fun at all. I personally don't like eating animals. Well, their blood that is. But, rather a deer than a human I guess.
    I was hunting in the deep woods of Tennessee. It was far from where we were staying in the Appalachian Mountains, but, once again, Edward had gotten on my last nerve. Sometimes, no most of the time, I just want to rip Edward apart limb from limb....
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Emmett's POV
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'Emmett, can we talk for a minute?' Edward came in the living room.

Rose and I were on the couch. Our arms wrapped around each other while we were watching TV. I looked annoyed at my brother, but my expression disappeared when I saw his face. Worry and... anger? Why should he be angry.

'That's why I wanna talk with you, so please come,' Edward turned and walked out of the room.

I looked at Rose and shrugged. I gave her a quick but passionate Ciuman and walked after Edward. He was with Alice and Jasper in the kitchen. They all looked worried. What was going...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the hati, tengah-tengah with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Carlisle: (snoring)

Esme: Wake up!

Carlisle: I was making fake snore.

Esme: Oh....

Carlisle: Heh...you thought I was asleep?

Esme:Kinda of.

Carlisle: Mmm....

Esme: I'm bored.

Carlisle: Not me. It was kinda fun to make fake snore.

Esme: No, it bothers me.

Carlisle: Oh just try it.

Esme: Okay...(snoring)

Carlisle: Like it?

Esme: YES! (snoring) It was fun!

Carlisle: Shh...Bella's sleeping.

Bella: Haha nope.

Carlisle: WHAT?!

Bella: Edward wanted to watch anda both so we came here to watch.

Esme: Oh that's sweet.

Carlisle:....

Edward: Sorry.

Bella: (snoring) (giggle)

Carlisle: Edward...is Bella asleep?...
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Carlisle: Hello Miss.Swan.

Bella: Oh hello...I didn't notice anda there.

Carlisle: Oh that's okay.

Bella: Were anda running?

Carlisle: Maybe. I thought I heard noises.

Bella: Sorry about that I just needed to go to the bathroom.

Carlisle:...

Bella: Yeah...sorry. I'll see anda in morning.

Carlisle:...yes dear.

Bella: Good night. I hope anda will get any sleep.

Carlisle: Well thank you. I don't know if I would get any sleep in cause I am vampire. anda already know that. Right?

Bella: What? You're vampire too?!

Carlisle: Didn't Edward tell you? Oh no...

Bella: Haha that's okay I already know. I am just...
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posted by meeek
Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i berkata so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought anda couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do anda see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one anda hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping...
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1. Whenever anda get a papercut, and it's bleeding, wave your hand around in Carlisle's face saying, "you know anda waaaaaaant some."

2. Sneak into Edward's room and redecorate it, including rearranging his CDs

3. Provoke the Volturi and blame it on Jasper

4. Randomly yell "GODDAMMIT!" and whenever one of them asks what happened, say "nooothhinngg' >> with shifty eyes.

5. Give Emmett a teddy menanggung, bear for his birthday

6. Invite Jacob Black over....

7....including Quil and Embry

8. Put some fake fangs in your mouth and put ketchup on them (for the blood) and run around going "Rawr Ima vampire! Rawr!...
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