you said i was a slag.
just a girl dressed up in drag.
and in my sparkly black handbag,
lies the heart of your hate

when i put it on you say:
you look like a panda bear
and it does'nt mach you hair
and to be honest why should you care......

when just the other night
i gave you quite a fright
as i came in and saw you with this 'shite'
all over your face !!!

i caught you in the act
you dirty little krook
well you'll be sorry when the pictures of you are all over facebook!