^and it's been an amazing 7 months.
2047. Ok this one is kind of personal:
When I read the first few pages of Twilight, I was bored out of my mind. It was totally underwhelming and I didn't need to know that she was getting in a car, buckling up, driving at 25 mph until she got on the highway then went 80. Thats wasting trees.
But when I read the first SENTENCE of Harry Potter, I was like "Wow, that's an amazing intro. She really gets it." and by the second page I couldn't put it down. I just loved it.
2047. Even though Bella has only one thing that could even be considered CLOSE to a "flaw" (clumsy), Edward always saves her. So, could she even say she has a flaw?
2048. Twilight is self-insertion. I'm sorry but it's kind of creepy to read about Smeyer's fantasies. It gets a little awkward to read about it.
2049. The only reason why the Sparklepyres are so beautiful is because nothing can be imperfect in Smeyer's little world (and may I say that she's kind of ugly). See, in the books it is said that the beauty of the vampires scare people. And so obviously it has nothing to do with the hunt. It gets BORING. (i.e. we don't need hundreds of pages talking about how amazing Eddykins is.
2050. It's predictable. Every bit of it. NOTHING surprised me about when James was at the dance studio or the fact that Eddy came and risked his life for Bella.
Here lets sum up Twilight: A mary-sue named Bella falls in lust with this "vampire" that sparkles and 3 weeks later she has perfect grades and meets Edward's family and gets chased through southwest USA and lives. Batman.
^had to put batman in to make it intresting.
2051. Twilight fan girls. They have no humility, and if someone tries to diss Twilight the fangirls go crazy and end up physically harming people.
2052. It contradicts itself. Bella can be "strong" and break her mother and father's hearts by basically telling them she picks Edward over them. However, when it comes to true strength and letting go of Edward, she can't do it. She needs her Sparkle to function. It's sick.
2053. Do you know what masochism actually is/what it means? Look it up. Smeyer is sick.
2047. Ok this one is kind of personal:
When I read the first few pages of Twilight, I was bored out of my mind. It was totally underwhelming and I didn't need to know that she was getting in a car, buckling up, driving at 25 mph until she got on the highway then went 80. Thats wasting trees.
But when I read the first SENTENCE of Harry Potter, I was like "Wow, that's an amazing intro. She really gets it." and by the second page I couldn't put it down. I just loved it.
2047. Even though Bella has only one thing that could even be considered CLOSE to a "flaw" (clumsy), Edward always saves her. So, could she even say she has a flaw?
2048. Twilight is self-insertion. I'm sorry but it's kind of creepy to read about Smeyer's fantasies. It gets a little awkward to read about it.
2049. The only reason why the Sparklepyres are so beautiful is because nothing can be imperfect in Smeyer's little world (and may I say that she's kind of ugly). See, in the books it is said that the beauty of the vampires scare people. And so obviously it has nothing to do with the hunt. It gets BORING. (i.e. we don't need hundreds of pages talking about how amazing Eddykins is.
2050. It's predictable. Every bit of it. NOTHING surprised me about when James was at the dance studio or the fact that Eddy came and risked his life for Bella.
Here lets sum up Twilight: A mary-sue named Bella falls in lust with this "vampire" that sparkles and 3 weeks later she has perfect grades and meets Edward's family and gets chased through southwest USA and lives. Batman.
^had to put batman in to make it intresting.
2051. Twilight fan girls. They have no humility, and if someone tries to diss Twilight the fangirls go crazy and end up physically harming people.
2052. It contradicts itself. Bella can be "strong" and break her mother and father's hearts by basically telling them she picks Edward over them. However, when it comes to true strength and letting go of Edward, she can't do it. She needs her Sparkle to function. It's sick.
2053. Do you know what masochism actually is/what it means? Look it up. Smeyer is sick.