Holy Crap. Why the hell is there a Jane barbie doll? WTF?


Barbie Collector is thrilled to unveil the newest addition to the famed Twilight Saga doll series – Jane, from the vampire coven known as the Volturi. Vampire Jane is one of the Volturi's most offensive weapons, possessing the ability to inflict a mental illusion of pain on any opponent. Jane will be available in February, 2011 for a suggested retail price of $24.95, joining the Edward, Bella, Jacob, Alice and Victoria in the collection.

Huh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BURN MATTEL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

cant take all this twilight talk...must have something to distract me..........ahhh, much better!

He looks vair nice.

yes, yes he does.
he is also mine....you have spike!

Nyeah... But I have to share him with 4 other people.

awwwwwwwwww im sure your his favorite

Yay! *glomps Spike*

Spike: get off me, you bloody bint!

lol

poor GD.

Poor moo. Your OOOOOOOLD.

yep. and theres nothing you can do about it!

Hey guys!
What's up? And I will personally castrate whoever says 'the sky'.

Hows it hanging?
(Shrivelled and slighty to the left-lol) xx
:D x

ohkay then, accio :D

I'm cold.

Also, do you wanna hear a poem?
Love is blue
Love is red
Love is something in bed.

this masterpiece was found on the bathroom door at the camp place :DD

wow.... that's deep. I'm cold too. MORNIN PEEPS :)

cuts are red
the ocean is blue
I REALLY HATE TWILIGHT
and so should you
(or else)

I'm, like, really cold. Siriusly. I'm wearing t-shirt, and a long-sleeved t-shirt, and a jumper, AND a flannel shirt. And gloves. And now I've finally stopped shivering :D

Nobody told me how its hanging :/
I was only wondering how y'all were...x

Oh....... hmm. I still in my pajama's

i'm shivering and eating breakfast!!!!!

BREAKFAST.!
I've just had my Sunday roast :) x

Roast? 8DDDDDDD

What do you mean?
Don't you have sunday roast? x

I'm hungry.
And cold.
Yays.

NOOOOOOOO! i don't. :(((

WHY???
THat's just sad. I have my Sunday roast EVERY SUNDAY. Without Fail.
I always have Pork, Beef, Mash and Yorkshire Puddings (Covered in Gravy Obvs. It the nicest food EVUHHH.! x

Good to know were on the same wavelength Accio. I cant live without my roast!

^Yayss. That's the only reason I wouldn't be able to be a vegtarian. I tried to once, but I gave up by the Sunday :L x

that and bacon sandwiches!

you guys are so... British.

Thank you malloy. Thats a huge complement!

(No sarcasm :))

BACON SARNIES :D
Ketchup or Brown Sauce? x

Ah, you're welcome :D

And tarr Malloy :D
I love being from Blighty :)
Better than being a Septic anyways (no offense to Septics but yanno) x

neither accio

I kinda wish I was British, though... it'd be much more awesome (?) than being Finnish -_- I mean, siriusly, most people don't even know where Finland freaking is.

I do malloy...

...but yeah, being British is cool. I love being a Londoner too!

I do...ishh.
I like being from the Midlands aswell.
I wouldn't of met HALF the amount of people I've met if I was from London (In theory anyway) x

how d'you figure that?

what do you mean accio?

Well...the only reason I met David Tennant and McFly was because the comp was for people out of London to go to London
I probs wouldn't have met James and Oliver, cause I met them in Sutton just before a Villa vs Blue Nose match.
And everyone else, I met at a gig in my hometown, or in Brum :) x

aha.

I have no idea who anyone you just mentioned is.

Oh, i seeeeees!

Jamie Oliver and Dame Kelly Holmes came to my school to film an advert.....hang on, ill see if its on youtube!

also: link

we have a TROLL!!!!!!! IN THE QUESTIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Thought you ought to know!

Okay then.
link :DD
I'm honestly not sure whether that question deserves an answer.

malloy we both just linked the same thing!

.... right.

emily, David Tennant is the nth (not sure how many...eth) Doctor (in Doctor Who) and also Barty Crouch Jr, McFly is a British boy band (they were in Just My Luck) and I'm pretty sure accio was referring to James and Oliver Phelps (Fred and George) :D

yes, that's what I thought accio was reffering to