Harry Potter vs. Twilight
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The most offending crap I have ever layed my eyes upon
The most offending crap I have ever layed my eyes upon
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The most offending crap I have ever layed my eyes upon
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To bad all their reasons are absolute bull. But you know what? I'm still angry. I'll think I'll get my exercise ball, find this person, and throw it at them...Actually, I have a bowling ball too...
Also, Harry Potter teaches you:
* It’s ok to drop out of school and go hunt a crazy, murderous maniac by yourself, and not even go with an adult or anything.
* Violence is totally cool.
* Death is no big deal, and happens all the time.
* Just because you’re an orphan since some guy killed your parents, it’s okay to be a jerk to your friends and accuse them of “not getting it”.
* It’s okay to escape from jail.
* Don’t trust your government. In fact, just go ahead and reject them completely!
* It’s okay to break the rules.
* It’s okay to shout at and be rude to teachers and other authority figures.
Yeah, well, TOILET teaches you:
- It's okay to be a total pushover and let someone take your spine away.
- Women who don't need a man are total bitches.
- Dating a psychopath stalker is okay, as long as he has a good education!
I could go on, but I've gotten bored, and have concluded that this writer is on crack.
EDIT: Sweetie, of course you shouldn't trust the government. IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
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And so, I leave you with this:
"Jo Rowling is a terrific writer, while Stephanie Meyer cant write worth a darn." - Stephen King.
No truer words have been spoken, Mr King.
I lol'ed. then I realized she was serious.
Kristen Stewart? A good actor?! Then again, she thinks the woman who plays Bellatrix is a bad actor. She must have been brainwashed by reading Twilight.
And the Edward being hot thing; it does not help support Twilight. He is SO not hot-RP was hot only in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire-when he was a bit younger and without all that crappy vampire makeup. Edward Cullen is a creep stalker who is a terrible example for people who like reading about vampires everywhere.
SM is not creative. Who would even think of vampires sparkling-drunk people with an eternity of writer's block, that's who! There is hardly a plot, too.
I'd go on much longer as to how messed up this is, but I'm not going to bother. I'm just ignoring the crap I had just read and try my best not to blow up the computer where I read it.
Lexa and I converted our dead blog into something handy, a retaliation blog! Childish I know, but ooooh so fun!
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But you could tell it was a troll anyway, because there was some sort of arrangement to the mindless stupidity and real punctuation is used, far better than your average Twilight fan.
This article always makes me laugh. The writer tries to poke fun at "shallow teen girls...and Twihards" yet it's the many indignant HP fans responding to it who come out looking silly by completely missing the point - specially the ones who like to tout their intellectual superiority.
Robert Pattison, can you say HOT? And he’s totally sexy when he sparkles!
Taylor Lautner, I mean, have you SEEN those muscles?
Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress, with loads of potential.
The Volturi. REALISTIC Villains, instead of insane freaks in cloaks, like Voldemort and the Death Eaters
Harry Potter isn’t all bad, I mean, they DO have:
Robert Pattison as Cedric Diggory. The ONE thing the producers got right! Don’t even try to deny you don’t rewind just to watch his scenes again!
Lucius Malfoy. Hot, even for an older guy!
And that’s about it. Seriously, you want QUALITY literature and movies, watch Twilight. I mean, I don’t HATE Harry Potter or anything, It’s just like, NOTHING compared to the literary BRILLIANCE that is Twilight!
You know it’s true!(the writers exact words sounds like a desperate teen trying to save her popularity *shakes head*copied and pasted)
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