Funny Excerpts from the First Book
"Oh, are anda a prefect, Percy? anda should have berkata something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE anda GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE anda A WITCH atau NOT!
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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left Singing along to a very slow funeral march.
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Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large merah jambu face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt warna ungu tua, petunia often berkata that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often berkata that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
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Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."
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"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first hari at Stonewall," [Dudley] told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," berkata Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."
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"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks anda don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
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"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask anda something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one lebih thing, however."
"What do anda see when anda look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another Krismas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
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"Fred, anda next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," berkata the boy. "Honestly, woman, anda call yourself our mother? Can't anda tell I'm George?"
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"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" [Harry]
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron.
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One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.
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"So anda mean the Stone's only selamat, peti deposit keselamatan as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" berkata Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone sejak seterusnya Tuesday," berkata Ron.
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"Now, anda two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet atau - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
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Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," berkata Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," berkata Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," berkata Ron.
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"See?" berkata Hermione, when Harry and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's Sorcerer's Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep it selamat, peti deposit keselamatan for him, because they're Friends and he knew someone was after it, that's why he wanted the Stone moved out of Gringotts!"
"A stone that makes emas and stops anda from ever dying!" berkata Harry. "No wonder Snape's after it! Anyone would want it."
"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of baru-baru ini Developments in Wizardry," berkata Ron. "He's not exactly baru-baru ini if he's six hundred and sixty-five, is he?"
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Harry left the locker room alone some time later, to take his Nimbus Two Thousand back to the broomshed. He couldn't ever remember feeling happier. He'd really done something to be proud of now - no one could say he was just a famous name any more. The evening air had never smelled so sweet. He walked over the damp grass, reliving the last jam in his head, which was a happy blur: Gryffindors running to lift him onto their shoulders; Ron and Hermione in the distance, jumping up and down, Ron cheering through a heavy nosebleed.
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"It bit me!" he said, menunjukkan them his hand, which was wrapped in a bloody handkerchief.
"I'm not going to be able to hold a quill for a week. I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me he told me off for frightening it. And when I left, he was Singing it a lullaby."
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"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" berkata Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the Enchanted barrier. "When they hear what anda did this year?"
"Proud?" berkata Harry. "Are anda crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
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"There was a horrible smell in the dapur seterusnya morning when Harry went for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large metal tub in the sink. He went to have a look. The tub was full of what looked like dirty rags swimming in grey water.
"What's this?" he asked Petunia.
"Your new school uniform," she said.
"Oh," he said. "I didn't realise it had to be so wet."
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"Oh, are anda a prefect, Percy? anda should have berkata something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE anda GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE anda A WITCH atau NOT!
------------------------------------------
Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left Singing along to a very slow funeral march.
------------------------------------------
Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large merah jambu face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt warna ungu tua, petunia often berkata that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often berkata that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
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Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."
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"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first hari at Stonewall," [Dudley] told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," berkata Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."
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"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks anda don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
------------------------------------------
"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask anda something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one lebih thing, however."
"What do anda see when anda look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another Krismas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
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"Fred, anda next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," berkata the boy. "Honestly, woman, anda call yourself our mother? Can't anda tell I'm George?"
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"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" [Harry]
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron.
------------------------------------------
One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.
------------------------------------------
"So anda mean the Stone's only selamat, peti deposit keselamatan as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" berkata Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone sejak seterusnya Tuesday," berkata Ron.
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"Now, anda two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet atau - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
------------------------------------------
Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," berkata Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," berkata Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," berkata Ron.
------------------------------------------
"See?" berkata Hermione, when Harry and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's Sorcerer's Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep it selamat, peti deposit keselamatan for him, because they're Friends and he knew someone was after it, that's why he wanted the Stone moved out of Gringotts!"
"A stone that makes emas and stops anda from ever dying!" berkata Harry. "No wonder Snape's after it! Anyone would want it."
"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of baru-baru ini Developments in Wizardry," berkata Ron. "He's not exactly baru-baru ini if he's six hundred and sixty-five, is he?"
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Harry left the locker room alone some time later, to take his Nimbus Two Thousand back to the broomshed. He couldn't ever remember feeling happier. He'd really done something to be proud of now - no one could say he was just a famous name any more. The evening air had never smelled so sweet. He walked over the damp grass, reliving the last jam in his head, which was a happy blur: Gryffindors running to lift him onto their shoulders; Ron and Hermione in the distance, jumping up and down, Ron cheering through a heavy nosebleed.
-----------------------------------------
"It bit me!" he said, menunjukkan them his hand, which was wrapped in a bloody handkerchief.
"I'm not going to be able to hold a quill for a week. I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me he told me off for frightening it. And when I left, he was Singing it a lullaby."
-----------------------------------------
"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" berkata Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the Enchanted barrier. "When they hear what anda did this year?"
"Proud?" berkata Harry. "Are anda crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
-----------------------------------------
"There was a horrible smell in the dapur seterusnya morning when Harry went for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large metal tub in the sink. He went to have a look. The tub was full of what looked like dirty rags swimming in grey water.
"What's this?" he asked Petunia.
"Your new school uniform," she said.
"Oh," he said. "I didn't realise it had to be so wet."
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"For nearly two months, we've all been doing prosthetic tests and all sorts of preparation for the epilogue," Felton said. "I've been having some aging training. You've got to walk differently. There's a slump in your walk."
Felton notes they have someone who comes in to teach them how to be old and that they were told to imagine they had weights on their arms.
"We're probably at the most exciting bit," he said. "Certainly the part I've been most looking ke hadapan to. It's going to be very exciting."