OMG i can imagine a advert for this "Forget car trunks, phone sex-a-hunk to get your free hunk in a trunk...comes clean with a big package..enjoy and remember, you'll never need to fit your baggage into a batang ever again"
XD Its a great advert eh? Also theres " If you've got problems with eye sight, then come to Men touch where anda get to touch the man of your choice up..All anda need to do is pay a small price - thats sex sex sex. So if anda want to have a go, touch your bottom and then do a dance of your choice..after that, touch your eyes and then say FANNY FREAKS 400000000000000000000000x time then lick the pc screen and there anda go, anda have men touch"
