10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a angkasa heater.
8. Tell him that Anjing make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim anda have imprinted. Say anda Cinta him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a angkasa heater.
8. Tell him that Anjing make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim anda have imprinted. Say anda Cinta him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” sejak the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, its ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” sejak Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” sejak the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, its ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” sejak Madonna.
Did anda know that Krys "Smokey- Desperado" was origanally cast as Jacob!! I like him A LOT lebih than I like Taylor and I am Kinda mad Krys wont be playing Jacob.
Thats all I have to say but it wants me to write lebih so here I go...
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I <3 Krys!
Thats all I have to say but it wants me to write lebih so here I go...
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I <3 Krys!
Jacob is the best
character in twilight
because he's a werewolf
that doesn't change in the moonlight.
He lived in La Push
with his father Billy Black
when his old friend
Bella, comes back.
He went to Forks
to meet her
but Bella felt no
connection to him there.
Edward, the vampire
the life of Bella he was
jealousy to Jacob
it caused.
Jacob saved Bella
from the hungry vampire
from drowning and from Victoria
whose hair was like fire.
Jacob realized that Bella's
Cinta he could never be
but no worries there's
her daughter, Renesmee.
So..I'm very obsessed with Jacob Black :D I have a close friend who likes to write poems and she knows about my obsession of Jacob and she berkata hei why don't anda try and write a poem about him!
So I wrote it and that's the result :D Tell me if anda like it pls !
Taylor Lautner
