need spells?

I need a mermaid spell

First anda need a full moon and body of water, like a River, Lake, Ocean, something like that but bathubs, showers and pools dont work because it needs to be a origanal body of water then while in the water with a blessed pisau anda need to cut yourself in the legs in the shape of your tail and and then say, I wish to abah-abah the power of Triton and i plead to become one with the sea. So Triton please give me the blessing to become your child and make me belive. Then anda need to think really hard on what color anda want your tail to be, if it is a blend of Warna like red shaded into merah jambu anda need to focus very very hard atau anda might end up with grey, and trust me that is not atractive to other mermen and then anda pray to Triton and ask for the gift of, freezing water, freezing time, shaping water atau evaporating water then on the seterusnya full moon anda will become and if anda are not in water THE SAME WATER anda WERE IN anda will die slowly and painfully