This is the part where Aquamarine's characters make their appearance

Ralphie: *In bed. He wakes up to the whistle of a train, and remembers something*
Randy: *Sleeping in bed*

Strange. Even something as momentous as the Scut Farkus affair, which it came to be known, was pushed out of my mind as I struggled to come up with a way out of the impenetrable BB gun web, in which my mother had me trapped.

Ralphie: Santa. Yeah, I'll ask Santa.

Of course. Santa. The big stallion. The head honcho. The connection. Ha, my mother had slipped up this time.

Christmas Eve, we were in downtown, watching the parade...