My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 9 part 3

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do anda know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*

Meawhile, near the tracks

Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are anda alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do anda suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.

90 minit later at Denver's train station

Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do anda mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did anda see the conductor?
Passenger: Did anda see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help anda (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did anda say anda were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. anda saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger anda were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no

Back at Cheyenne

Pete: So anda don't feel like anda can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, anda can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*

Nearby was a landasan in an airport

landasan pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
landasan pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.

Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.

Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: hei wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*

The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*

Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car seterusnya to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!

The End

On The seterusnya Episode Of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon shows anda how he got a smartphone in 1951

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alinah_09 "On The Next Episode Of Ponies On The Rails Gordon shows you how he got a smartphone in 1951" hmm..time traveling? or..Equestria Girls..nah,the 2nd option is impossible..but the other's a pegasus (i think)...a league of idiots

Seanthehedgehog Actually you're correct with the time travelling, but the only idiot working for the Union Pacific would have to be Gordon.

ChibiEmmy So for the rest of the Series Bartholomew will rest his broken bones?

Seanthehedgehog More like the rest of the season. Season 1 will end after the next episode.

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Sweet Apple-Dash Acres ch. 2 prt 2 Farm troubles

posted by Dragon4322

"Are you bucking joking?!"

pelangi, rainbow Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet epal, apple Acres. applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ berkata to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus berkata excitedly. It didn't take long before pelangi, rainbow Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer kuda, kuda kecil asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if anda can holler, then get back to it" epal, apple berkata to her. ," are anda bucking joking?!" RD berkata as if surprised. "Yep, anda berkata anda wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard anda worked every day" applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought anda wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to tunjuk due to her anger.

"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The three ponies went for a walk toward a ski, berski resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed sejak here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: atau not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello anda two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: anda need all the help anda can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con's new Chevronet Corvette

Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a senarai with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills anda three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do anda have for me?
S: Glad anda asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A peluru berpandu shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another kuda, kuda kecil has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy anda two.
Diamond Tiara:...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. anda just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. pelangi, rainbow Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke pelangi, rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The kuda, kuda kecil that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are anda from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So anda created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...

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The New Era... PART 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A part of Ponyville by 2031

sejak the tahun 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the tahun that a kuda, kuda kecil found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called anda here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...

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The Problem in Sweet epal, epal, apple Acres: Part 2

posted by soomin1208

30 minit later, The Mane six were all sitting in a bulatan at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the epal, apple farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....

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The Problem in Sweet epal, epal, apple Acres: Part 1

posted by soomin1208

It was a glorious hari in Ponyville. Twilight was Membaca some books, pelangi, rainbow Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the rumput meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat seterusnya to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...

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Secret of the Crystal Ponies Summary

posted by Coolblue123

Secret of the Crystal Ponies

Twilight Sparkle and Friends wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

Should I write this story? Please komen on my dinding atau komen down below if I should. If I write it and anda read it I will give anda a prop of you're choice and I will peminat you. Please tell me!

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are anda sure about this?
Discord: I have a senapang of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope anda know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: anda got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

sejak the time me & pelangi, rainbow Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few lebih things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...

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Pinkie's Duel part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

D: Why is this happening?!

After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* hei STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 3 prt. 2 Scootaloo's decision

posted by Dragon4322

Scootaloo leaves theater

While the war was going on, Ponyville was informing its citizens sejak making a video in the theater. The Cutie Mark Crusaders weren't interested in the war going on. Except for Scootaloo, she went to the theater sejak herself and saw the video.

The video interested Scootaloo & at the end the video berkata "and with the Ponyville Military putting all the effort into creating their own flying war machines, Green Flame asks for YOUR help" and once the video ended Scootaloo decided to go to the base herself.

As she was walking out of the theater with the new idea to sign up for the military she forgot...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No anda shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde applejack tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...

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anda people can be really funny sometimes...

posted by xDark_Angelx

If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the tunjuk for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the tunjuk continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these dinding posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...