Theme song: link
This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.
Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.
Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your hari been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with anda three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his car.
Mr. Carlin: Just do somepony a favor, okay?
Bob: Mr. Carlin, if anda want your car to be washed, but don't feel like doing it yourself, go to a carwash.
Mr. Carlin: That costs money. I want somepony to do it for free.
Bob: I don't think that's possible. You'll have to pay the ponies that wash your car.
Mr. Carlin: I don't have enough money to get a carwash though.
Bob: Do anda have any kids?
Mr. Carlin: Only one. Why?
Bob: I know a lot of colts, and fillies that like to have fun with water, sponges, and everything used for cleaning a car. Perhaps your little kuda, kuda kecil would like to clean the car for free.
Mr. Carlin: Yeah. Good idea.
Bob: Excellent, I'm glad we could fix this. So, is that the only problem?
Lily: Yes, thank anda for helping us.
Bob: Alright, anda three come back anytime anda have another problem.
Later, at Bob's apartment.
Howard: *On smartphone*
Emily: Howard?
Howard: Yes?
Emily: How long have anda been on my phone?
Howard: Oh, this was yours? I've been playing Kandi Crush for so long, that I forgot.
Emily: How many lives do I have left?
Howard: One.
Bob: *Enters his apartment*
Emily: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Emily. *sees Howard on smartphone* Need extra lives Howard?
Howard: Oh no, this is Emily's phone.
Bob: Well, don't anda have your own phone?
Howard: I used to, but it got destroyed on the last plane I had to fly.
Bob: How?
Howard: Let's just say I was too busy to see where I was sitting.
Bob: Oh, I see.
Emily: How was your hari dear?
Bob: It was alright. I had three ponies come in, because one of them tried to create some slavery over a carwash.
Emily: Well, anda don't have to worry about that anymore. I just finished preparing dinner. anda two can eat whenever you're ready.
Howard: Alright, just as soon as I... *Fails level* What?! When did a bomb get there?
Bob: hei Howard, how about we have some chicken, instead of a rage?
Howard: *Puts phone on table* Okay.
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This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.
Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.
Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your hari been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with anda three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his car.
Mr. Carlin: Just do somepony a favor, okay?
Bob: Mr. Carlin, if anda want your car to be washed, but don't feel like doing it yourself, go to a carwash.
Mr. Carlin: That costs money. I want somepony to do it for free.
Bob: I don't think that's possible. You'll have to pay the ponies that wash your car.
Mr. Carlin: I don't have enough money to get a carwash though.
Bob: Do anda have any kids?
Mr. Carlin: Only one. Why?
Bob: I know a lot of colts, and fillies that like to have fun with water, sponges, and everything used for cleaning a car. Perhaps your little kuda, kuda kecil would like to clean the car for free.
Mr. Carlin: Yeah. Good idea.
Bob: Excellent, I'm glad we could fix this. So, is that the only problem?
Lily: Yes, thank anda for helping us.
Bob: Alright, anda three come back anytime anda have another problem.
Later, at Bob's apartment.
Howard: *On smartphone*
Emily: Howard?
Howard: Yes?
Emily: How long have anda been on my phone?
Howard: Oh, this was yours? I've been playing Kandi Crush for so long, that I forgot.
Emily: How many lives do I have left?
Howard: One.
Bob: *Enters his apartment*
Emily: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Emily. *sees Howard on smartphone* Need extra lives Howard?
Howard: Oh no, this is Emily's phone.
Bob: Well, don't anda have your own phone?
Howard: I used to, but it got destroyed on the last plane I had to fly.
Bob: How?
Howard: Let's just say I was too busy to see where I was sitting.
Bob: Oh, I see.
Emily: How was your hari dear?
Bob: It was alright. I had three ponies come in, because one of them tried to create some slavery over a carwash.
Emily: Well, anda don't have to worry about that anymore. I just finished preparing dinner. anda two can eat whenever you're ready.
Howard: Alright, just as soon as I... *Fails level* What?! When did a bomb get there?
Bob: hei Howard, how about we have some chicken, instead of a rage?
Howard: *Puts phone on table* Okay.
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Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)
To be continued.......................
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Derpy: hei cousin.. I got the money.
Saten: Really, ho-.. anda robbed another store didn't you?
Derpy: ... Maybe.
Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, anda can't go around robbin-
Derpy: Maybe anda can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?
Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.
Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. anda were pathetic.. I made anda tougher.
Saten: Yes.. But anda ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.
Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).
Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.
Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of anda earlier.
Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.
Derpy: anda know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.
Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes anda say that?
Saten: Really, ho-.. anda robbed another store didn't you?
Derpy: ... Maybe.
Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, anda can't go around robbin-
Derpy: Maybe anda can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?
Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.
Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. anda were pathetic.. I made anda tougher.
Saten: Yes.. But anda ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.
Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).
Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.
Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of anda earlier.
Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.
Derpy: anda know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.
Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes anda say that?