Fast motion scene
Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on anda guys, wait up.
At school.
Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*
I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme Penulisan for the rest of my life.
Fantasi time!
Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy! *Reading themes* What I want for Krismas is a baseball bat. anda call that a paragraph?! *Writes a big F on the theme, and reads the seterusnya one* Great amount of detail, but the margins! Margins! F!! *Writes a big F on the theme, and reads the seterusnya one* A new watch, and red pair of sneakers. *Writes a big F on the theme* If I have to give out one more- *Looking at Ralphie's theme* Well well. Ralphie Parker. Let's see what we got here. *Reading theme, and falls in Cinta with it* Oh! The theme I've been waiting for all my life. Listen to this sentence: "A Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time". Poetry. Sheer poetry, Ralph! An A+ my good colt!
Students: *Cheering*
Ralphie: *Walking around room, blowing out kisses to everypony*
Ms. Shields: *Writing so many pluses for the A, that she has to write on the walls*
Flick, Schwartz, and two fillies: *Carrying Ralphie*
Students: *Continue cheering*
In the real world, outside of my fantasy.
Ms. Shields: *Staring at Ralphie* Ralph. Ralphie? Ralph!
Ralphie: *Stops fantasizing, and looks at Ms. Shields*
Students: *Laughing*
Ms. Shields: Is there something anda want Ralph?
Ralphie: I'm just handing in my theme.
Ms. Shields: Oh.
Students: *Laughing*
Ms. Shields: Well anda can take your kerusi, tempat duduk now.
Ralphie: *Goes to his desk*
Another fast motion scene, which was just like the beginning, but now they're running in the opposite direction.
Later that night. During this scene, Joy To The World could be heard on churchbells.
Dad: *Dragging Ralphie, Randy, and Mother outside* Come on, get in the car. We gotta get a Krismas tree.
Mother: Oh, I forgot something. *Runs back in house*
Dad: Where are anda going?! We're gonna miss out on all of the good trees!
Ralphie, and Randy: *Staring at Dad*
Dad: Go on, go on!
Ralphie, and Randy: *Go to car*
My mother was about to make another attack in the legendary battle of the lamp which still haunts Cleveland jalan to this very day.
Mother: *Turns off lamp, and walks out of house*
Dad: What are anda doing?! Ugh!
Mother: *Walks past dad* Don't wanna waste electricity.
Dad: *Looks at other lights in house, and mocks Mother* Don't wanna waste electricity.
At the Krismas pokok store, it was an outdoor area, located on a jalan that had trolleys running in the middle of the street.
pokok Pony: anda want a good Krismas tree? We've got lots of those.
Dad: Let's see what anda got.
pokok Pony: *Shows Krismas Tree* This here is a tree. *Moves pokok up, and down* anda don't see any needles falling off of this here tree, oh. *Sees needles that fell off tree* Nevermind. *Throws pokok away, and grabs another one* This here is a tree. This here is built to last.
Mother: It looks a little skinny in the middle there.
pokok Pony: Then just put it in the corner.
Dad: Don't anda have a big tree?
pokok Pony: You're right. This ain't no tree. *Throws tree, and grabs a big one* This here is a tree. A really big one.
Mother: This isn't one of those trees where all the needles fall off. Is it?
pokok Pony: No, that's at Balsams.
My father loved to bargain. He knew the right things to say to make things cheaper for him.
Dad: anda know. Zudock got one of those new green plastic trees.
pokok Pony: Oh no.
Dad: Darn thing looks like a lot of pipe cleaners taped together.
Mother: It's a really nice tree.
pokok Pony: *Points at dad* I'll throw in some rope, and tie it on your car for you.
Dad: *Smiles* anda got a deal!
pokok Pony: Deal.
2 B Continued
Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on anda guys, wait up.
At school.
Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*
I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme Penulisan for the rest of my life.
Fantasi time!
Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy! *Reading themes* What I want for Krismas is a baseball bat. anda call that a paragraph?! *Writes a big F on the theme, and reads the seterusnya one* Great amount of detail, but the margins! Margins! F!! *Writes a big F on the theme, and reads the seterusnya one* A new watch, and red pair of sneakers. *Writes a big F on the theme* If I have to give out one more- *Looking at Ralphie's theme* Well well. Ralphie Parker. Let's see what we got here. *Reading theme, and falls in Cinta with it* Oh! The theme I've been waiting for all my life. Listen to this sentence: "A Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time". Poetry. Sheer poetry, Ralph! An A+ my good colt!
Students: *Cheering*
Ralphie: *Walking around room, blowing out kisses to everypony*
Ms. Shields: *Writing so many pluses for the A, that she has to write on the walls*
Flick, Schwartz, and two fillies: *Carrying Ralphie*
Students: *Continue cheering*
In the real world, outside of my fantasy.
Ms. Shields: *Staring at Ralphie* Ralph. Ralphie? Ralph!
Ralphie: *Stops fantasizing, and looks at Ms. Shields*
Students: *Laughing*
Ms. Shields: Is there something anda want Ralph?
Ralphie: I'm just handing in my theme.
Ms. Shields: Oh.
Students: *Laughing*
Ms. Shields: Well anda can take your kerusi, tempat duduk now.
Ralphie: *Goes to his desk*
Another fast motion scene, which was just like the beginning, but now they're running in the opposite direction.
Later that night. During this scene, Joy To The World could be heard on churchbells.
Dad: *Dragging Ralphie, Randy, and Mother outside* Come on, get in the car. We gotta get a Krismas tree.
Mother: Oh, I forgot something. *Runs back in house*
Dad: Where are anda going?! We're gonna miss out on all of the good trees!
Ralphie, and Randy: *Staring at Dad*
Dad: Go on, go on!
Ralphie, and Randy: *Go to car*
My mother was about to make another attack in the legendary battle of the lamp which still haunts Cleveland jalan to this very day.
Mother: *Turns off lamp, and walks out of house*
Dad: What are anda doing?! Ugh!
Mother: *Walks past dad* Don't wanna waste electricity.
Dad: *Looks at other lights in house, and mocks Mother* Don't wanna waste electricity.
At the Krismas pokok store, it was an outdoor area, located on a jalan that had trolleys running in the middle of the street.
pokok Pony: anda want a good Krismas tree? We've got lots of those.
Dad: Let's see what anda got.
pokok Pony: *Shows Krismas Tree* This here is a tree. *Moves pokok up, and down* anda don't see any needles falling off of this here tree, oh. *Sees needles that fell off tree* Nevermind. *Throws pokok away, and grabs another one* This here is a tree. This here is built to last.
Mother: It looks a little skinny in the middle there.
pokok Pony: Then just put it in the corner.
Dad: Don't anda have a big tree?
pokok Pony: You're right. This ain't no tree. *Throws tree, and grabs a big one* This here is a tree. A really big one.
Mother: This isn't one of those trees where all the needles fall off. Is it?
pokok Pony: No, that's at Balsams.
My father loved to bargain. He knew the right things to say to make things cheaper for him.
Dad: anda know. Zudock got one of those new green plastic trees.
pokok Pony: Oh no.
Dad: Darn thing looks like a lot of pipe cleaners taped together.
Mother: It's a really nice tree.
pokok Pony: *Points at dad* I'll throw in some rope, and tie it on your car for you.
Dad: *Smiles* anda got a deal!
pokok Pony: Deal.
2 B Continued