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You’re a part of my entity, here for infinity!

G: Whaaat did shee saaaaay (8)
G: RAT????????
G: What?
S: This song again? Are anda trying to kill me?
G: Oh my God. I forgot it’s on the black list.
S: Remind me to get anda a memory someday.
G: Whatever. anda know anda Cinta my voice.
S: Who told anda that again?
G: You. Remember when you…
S: …when I was drunk!
Tool: What is going on?
Tool: Why are anda two arguing?
S: We’re not.
Tool: The whole block has heard you.
G: Did anda hear anything? *looking at S*
S: Nope. And...
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Stay on your grind (oh I know I know I anda know)
Stay on your grind (my people)
Stay on your grind (everybody)
Stay on your grind (and can anda feel me yeah)

[Verse 1]
Dont give a fuckstas
And we smoke like broke down mufflas
Paint pictures
Write scriptures
At the beach
30 deep riding ninjas
Smoke a owl I cant go without it
Me and my crew we always joke about it
In the back of the tour bus
With a gorgeous
Little ho just fucking all four of us
The game Lord its the drugs and fast hoes
Hotels with the beds with brass poles
Sip gallons
Cant keep my balance
I'ma have to shine like the boy Ritchie Valens
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I'm bored and procrastinating packing for the millionth time in my life so i looked up everyone's birthday number and it gave some cool info!
ps. i didn't know everyones years so i checked their profiles assuming that's right.

also i'm so so so sorry if i missed anda i didn't mean to!

oh and i thought these facts were almost exactly right. :]
~You Are a Guru
Spiritual and thoughtful, anda tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet anda remain calm.
Although anda are brilliant, it may take anda a while to...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
1.Give away something other then Kandi (etc toothpicks, golfballs , bags of sand)

2.Wait behind the door untill some people come. When they get near the door jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell "Trick atau Treat", look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a beg bimbit with marbles and crackers. Write on it "TOP SECRET" in big letters. When trick atau treaters come look around suspiciously and say " its about time anda got here" give them the beg bimbit and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick atau treaters come to your...
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Because we all Cinta pizza so what`s lebih fun than being annoying while ordering it?

29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press Rawak numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would anda please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation anda are...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the saat tetikus gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I Cinta defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If Barbie is so popular, why do anda have to buy her friends?

If anda ain't makin' waves, anda ain't kickin' hard enough!

Mental backup...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
20 ways to say that someone's "fly is open"....

20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your merah jambu Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows in your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little pantai leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12. anda need to bring your tray meja, jadual to the upright and locked position.

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is...
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posted by brucas4ever
so yes.
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme

I am a bulan and 2 days early but Pinjas have never been one for rules, right?

Who needs em?

If someone was to ask us where we started, what would we say? Some friendships started before I existed in Fanpop world, some became close after I joined…how do anda explain how we are to someone that would never understand without examples atau without being there? I’m not sure we could, people come in a lot…not as often as before but who remains in the end? The friendships that have started from the start, the main pinjas; the kind of friendships anda often see and envy. People think that just...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Answers to 5 of the toughest soalan women ask...

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an artikel in an issue of Sassy magazine.

The five soalan are:

1 - "What are anda thinking?"
2 - "Do anda Cinta me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do anda think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would anda do if I died?"

What makes these soalan so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:

1 - "What are anda thinking?" The proper answer to this question,...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Some self-evident truths about pets...

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although Kucing are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and Kucing instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minit sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, Kucing shred.

I wonder if other Anjing think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
The following are the bahagian, atas four winners from a "Most Embarrassing Moments" contest:

1. "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other adults. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now,'
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and berkata in a voice just as threatening, 'If anda don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw anda Ciuman Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this...
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OMG. What could be better than interviewing Obama? That’s right, people. Interviewing Tool. She’s much lebih interesting after DUH! HAHAHA Congrats baby. It was about freaking time anda won. Anyway..I’ll cut the crap and start with the questions.
PS: If this interview doesn’t get at LEAST 10 comments, anda all will be burned.

1How do anda feel that anda finally won?
How I feel? I feel MegaSuperFantasticAwesomeAndsofuckingCOOL!

2.Do anda think the Pinjas will ever be like they were? Like..not dead?

Well, lately it has been dead, BUT thats because people are so busy, which is totally...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
It seems that life goes sejak resembling somewhat of a loceng curve of what is considered successful...

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
posted by kristine95
Mebmerlist (alphabeticle order)

Bdavisbrookeme - Nate

mcewen_girk - Kelsie

dermer5ever - Terra

1treehillfan - Alice
anetted - Anette
isabelle_905 - Belle
Cas_Cat_2 - Cat
livelovelaugh - Dawn
elinochka - Elina
brucas4ever - Hannah
jennifer_02 - Jen
Leyton4ever - Jenelle
mcewen_girl - Kelsie
kristine95 - Kristine
lucysmileyface - Lucy
brattynemz - Nem
mtoll4 - Maria
sophialover - Mary
mehrajanwar - Mehraj
Broody_4_Cheery - Mickei
mollyx365 - Molly
nandacavalieri - Nanda
ritergrl - Sarah
Sarah - SG1-090

If you're not on the list, leave a comment.
Also if anda want me to write a nickname for you. :)
Yayyyy! Congrats Nate! First winner & TOTALLY deserved. This was wayy too fun to interview soo ... enjoy!

Congrats, anda won! How do anda feel?
Thank you, I feel on bahagian, atas of the world atau some shit like seriously this is one of the coolest accomplishments internet wise that I’ve recieved and I’m very proud of how far the pinjas have come in the nearly 7 bulan reign.

If anda could dedicate this winning to anyone, who would it be?
I’d dedicate this winning to all the pinjas because without them that spot would be nothing, they continuously add stuff and keep the spot alive, which I am absolutely...
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So guys, both Janni and me suck, so this is kinda late! Lalalalala! anda Cinta us <3

1. CONGRATS! Pinja FOTM, how do anda feel?
Ehm.. Happy and honoured.. But to be honest i no longer feel like i deserve it seeing that i have hardly been on in weeks!

2. Why do anda think anda won?
Cause i am awesome atau cause everyone shared a joint just before voting on this pick! xP
I don't know, maybe cause i was on a lot in that perid atau something

3. The pinjas hasnt been very active lately, what do anda think we should do?
To be honest i don't know! I know from experience that games wont help, cause we all think...
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Hey Pinjas!! Randomness! Got this in an email... Thought anda guys might enjoy it!

In case anda need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: anda could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some Frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
1. Pinja:

A Pinja is a person who has the best of both worlds, such that they are squeaky clean and stealthy like a Ninja, but are also flashily dressed and able to drink a lot like a Pirate.

Pinjas do not inhibit the bad traits of either of these such as being eaten sejak a Kracken atau being shot sejak a gun ... thus, they are both better and superior to both Pirates and Ninjas.

Jim: That guy just shot me and stabbed me with his sword at the same time. His breath smelled like rum, it must have been a pinja.
Ben: A pinja? anda mean a pirate and a ninja crossed? but the best of both?
Jim: Exactly. Lets go to some strikeouts.
Ben: word
posted by mtoll4
So, I'm like super bored! And listening to Muzik <3 Life!
And two of the songs I heard screamed out some names! One song was totally S! The other one was totally Nate! And I propped them <3 LOL!
Then I started thinking, I should make an artikel and write Pinjas, and songs that reminds me of them! I wont write what song it is, anda have to figure it out from the lyrics!
Sorry if I didnt mention everyone! Its been a while guys! I miss anda :/
Anywho, Pinjas, I FUCKING Cinta anda <3

I know life sometimes can get tough! And I know life sometimes can be a drag! But people, we have been...
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