Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?

1 bintang hangover *

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving anda a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that anda are able to function relatively well. However, anda are still parched. anda can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a burger keju, cheeseburger and a side of fries.



2 bintang hangover **

Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. anda may look okay but anda have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee anda chug to...

1. anda WON! How do anda feel?
I did! =D
I feel amazing and SO happy that people think I deserve this for some reason. =’] <3
Honestly, it’s all your fault guys. I would never have anyone to talk to/make picks about if it wasn’t for all the Pinjas keseluruhan awesomeness.

2. What would anda say the secret to your Pinja success is?
Oh well. Since anda asked so nicely, I will tell everybody the key to my success. xD
The truth is that I hire stalkers and make them jalang, perempuan jalang about us when I’m around. Then I’m always present when the drama happens. =P
.....
Nahh, there’s really no secret....

Stay on your grind (oh I know I know I anda know)
Stay on your grind (my people)
Stay on your grind (everybody)
Stay on your grind (and can anda feel me yeah)

[Verse 1]
Hustlas
Dont give a fuckstas
And we smoke like broke down mufflas
Paint pictures
Write scriptures
At the beach
30 deep riding ninjas
Smoke a owl I cant go without it
Me and my crew we always joke about it
In the back of the tour bus
With a gorgeous
Little ho just fucking all four of us
The game Lord its the drugs and fast hoes
Hotels with the beds with brass poles
Sip gallons
Cant keep my balance
I'ma have to shine like the boy Ritchie Valens
Iced...

From an email.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until anda hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A hari without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live sejak the sword get shot sejak those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime anda have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is berkata that if anda line up...

OMG. What could be better than interviewing Obama? That’s right, people. Interviewing Tool. She’s much lebih interesting after all..like DUH! HAHAHA Congrats baby. It was about freaking time anda won. Anyway..I’ll cut the crap and start with the questions.
PS: If this interview doesn’t get at LEAST 10 comments, anda all will be burned.

1How do anda feel that anda finally won?
How I feel? I feel MegaSuperFantasticAwesomeAndsofuckingCOOL!

2.Do anda think the Pinjas will ever be like they were? Like..not dead?

Well, lately it has been dead, BUT thats because people are so busy, which is totally...