Example: Zayn has been seen with a girl.

Dramatic directioners: OMFG THEY'RE DATING! AHHHH!!! OMGOMG THEY ARE SO DATING OMG OMG NO WAY

Emotional directioners: (crying) NOOOO!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED! NOW ZAYN WILL NEVER NOTICE ME EVER

Theoretical directioners: He would never be with girls like us. Like hello?

Positive directioners: It's ok guys. I KNOW HE WILL NOTICE ME ONE DAY. WE WILL GET MARRIED AND HAVE 4 CHILDREN, LIVE IN BRADFORD AND HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH UNCLE'S LOUIS, HARRY, NIALL AND LIAM.

Happy directioners: Aw, they are so cute together!

Twitter obsessed directioners: We shall trend their names.

Perverted directioners: I wonder if they have fucked.

Smart directioners: People, they're probably not dating. Stop jumping to conclusions.