(Note: This Is Based Of The Cold Opening of the Family Guy episode "North To North Quahog" and Some Of The Shows Listed Are Stuff I Made Up and are Marked In Italics)
Kowalski: Skipper I'm In Here With Big News!
Skipper: What Is It Kowalski? Denmark Beat America In The Olympic bola tampar Tournament?
Kowalski: No We've Benn Canceled!
Rico: WHAT?
Private: oh deer.
Skipper: *spits out ikan Coffee* CANCELED?
Kowalski: Yes.
Private: Why Would They Do That?
Kowlaski: Well Nickelodeon Had To Make Room For Great Shows Like: Fred: The Show, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Planet Sheen, House Of Anubis, Supah Ninjas, Bucket and Skinner, Winx Club, How To Rock, Kung Fu Panda, The Patrick bintang Show, The Legend Of Korra, Figure It Out, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Splatalot, anda Gotta See This, Adventures In The Deep, 11teen, Camp Dead, and Weegee World .
Skipper: Well How Do We Get Our tunjuk Back On The Air?
Kowalski: Well If 50-70% Of Those Go Down The Drain, We Might Have A Shot.
THE END
Kowalski: Skipper I'm In Here With Big News!
Skipper: What Is It Kowalski? Denmark Beat America In The Olympic bola tampar Tournament?
Kowalski: No We've Benn Canceled!
Rico: WHAT?
Private: oh deer.
Skipper: *spits out ikan Coffee* CANCELED?
Kowalski: Yes.
Private: Why Would They Do That?
Kowlaski: Well Nickelodeon Had To Make Room For Great Shows Like: Fred: The Show, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Planet Sheen, House Of Anubis, Supah Ninjas, Bucket and Skinner, Winx Club, How To Rock, Kung Fu Panda, The Patrick bintang Show, The Legend Of Korra, Figure It Out, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Splatalot, anda Gotta See This, Adventures In The Deep, 11teen, Camp Dead, and Weegee World .
Skipper: Well How Do We Get Our tunjuk Back On The Air?
Kowalski: Well If 50-70% Of Those Go Down The Drain, We Might Have A Shot.
THE END