~You know, anda have a very strong arm, princess. Wait, please! Put the monkey down!!!
~You will enjoy it, I guarantee. All women enjoy the Ciuman of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker... that's new...
~(to Lawrence)For a man who can not see his feet, you're very light on them!... Ah, Lawrence, it seems anda have finally gotten into the music! Do anda catch my drift? because you're head, it is in a tuba.
~(Ray sings "Je t'adore) I adore anda (ray sings "Je t'aime) I Cinta you.. What? I'm just translating!
~(repeated line) I am Prince Naveen *splat!*... of Maldonia
~It is not slime! anda are secreting mucus!...