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springely said:
And what are your fucking qualifications, anda little bitch? I’ll have anda know I graduated bahagian, atas of my class at UCLA, I'm fluent in French, conversational in Spanish, German and Italian, and I’ve studied Greek and Latin for over a decade, and Sanskrit, Hittite and Old Irish for several years. I have six years of historical linguistics under my tali pinggang and write in English for a living. anda are nothing to me but just another pussyfooted kumbayah-singing descriptivist. I will call anda the fuck out with precision the likes of which is only attainable in a highly-inflecting synthetic classical literary language – mark my fucking words. anda think anda can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my highly-esteemed network of colleagues across academia and your IP is being traced right now so anda better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that clearly and elegantly wipes out the pathetic little thing anda call “descriptivism”. It’s fucking over, kid. I can refute any argument, in any language, and I can do it in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my ability to switch around word order for art and emphasis. Not only am I extensively trained in philology and grammar, but I have access to the entire archives of the UCLA Linguistic Corpora and I will use it to its full extent to send anda back to your own defensive hardcore descriptivist corner where anything goes. If only anda could have known what an embarrassing confutation your dumbed-down little komen was about to bring down upon you, maybe anda would have held your fucking tongue. But anda couldn’t, anda didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, anda goddamn idiot. I will run circles around anda in Latin and Sanskrit, and there’s nothing that can be berkata in nearly inflection-free, overly circumlocutory modern English that can stop me. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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