Oh... I borrowed him so we could make Muffins for a birthday party. I must've forgotten to return him. Just a sec. *goes into kitchen, pulls muffin man out and gives him back to you* Here ya go.
He went to visit the Chocolate factory and unfortunatly he fell in the Chocolate river. He died 10 min after he fell in. His only request was that everybody enjoys his secret Kek Cawan that he likes to make in spare time when he isn't making muffins
Oh.. I'm sorry to be the one to tell anda this, but the muffin Man was murdered Early, Sunday morning. Whoever did it, killed him for his muffins. They haven't been caught yet. They're still on the run... Listen.. If anda have any muffins, any whatsoever. HIDE THEM!