What the worst pick up line a guy hads ever say 2 u?

Do guys even use pick-up lines anymore?

All the guys I've met atau talk to just... talk.

"If anda were a boogger, then I'd pick anda first". Here's another on that I thought was disrespectfull, "Yo, shawty, come over here and let me get your number real fast." EVERY guy who likes me called me Shawty. Some of the guys were shorter than me!!! I'm like no, I'm not going to talk to anda because 1. You're not cute, and 2. anda need to adress me in a lebih polite way.

him: did it hurt when youo fell out of heaven?
me: ya cuz then i saw anda and went to hell

I've shockingly never heard a guy say something like that to me atau anyone else. :/

i found this on a website and didnt know how to add a link!



1. As anda walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did anda just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would anda sleep with me?
3. Do anda believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me utama with you.
4. Do anda believe in Cinta at first sight, atau should I walk sejak again?
5. Do anda have any Irish in you? (if no ) Would anda like some? (if yes ) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk atau continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do anda have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do anda know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do anda want to do lunch?
9. Do anda know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do anda wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do anda mind if I stare at anda up close instead of from across the room?
11. I'm a frog but if u Ciuman me I'll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go utama to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do anda want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, anda sure have small tits.
15. Gee, for a fat girl anda sure don't sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do anda know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give anda the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I've been undressing anda with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
22. I don't know what anda think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
23. I have had a really bad hari and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would anda smile for me?
24. I just wanted to tunjuk this rose how incredibly beautiful anda are!
25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do anda have the time?" anda should answer: "Yeah! Do anda have the energy?"
26. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
27. I'm sorry, were anda talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
28. Is there an airport nearby atau is that just my hati, tengah-tengah taking off?
29. Is anda father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
31. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
32. Say, did we go to different schools together?
33. The word of the hari is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like anda know them.)
36.

My Cinta for anda is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
These are some of the first words that my BF berkata ever berkata to me....seriously.

My friend Austin was being a dickweed like he always is, so he didn't mean it literally, but:

"Hey, are anda an overdue perpustakaan book? 'Cause anda have 'Fiiiiine' written all over you"

I think I slapped him after that...

I've only had one pickup line used on me really but it was dumb. I was talking about how I was wondering if my former best friend may have been a lesbian and he berkata "If she was a lesbian she would have thought anda were cute." (I ended up breaking up with him for that and other reasons.)

None o.o......i dont think they use them now...

youre cute.



SUCH a fail xD

i was laughing when i heard this one but the guy who told me this is really funny and sweet and one of my best friends," If a fat man puts anda in a bag at night, don't worry...I told Santa I wanted anda for Christmas." he also berkata to me," If I judged anda on a 1-10 scale, i'd give anda a '9.9'. It would be a perfect 10 if anda were with me." and when we first met he was like,"What's a nice girl like anda doing talking to a loser like me?" and then he tells me this all the time,"You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"

and then this wierdo came up to me and he was like,"I was wondering if anda have a moment for me to hit on you?" i was like get away from me creep!