1: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream 22: A refreshing morning begins with a refreshing greeting 57: Always place a dehumidifier in your room. 58: When I'm humming a tune to myself, anda must not speak! 75: Excalibur's birthday must be celebrated in a grand manner (he considers every hari to be his birthday, therefore this task must be performed every day) 172: Seek harmony seek it thus 202: The highest class toilet must be prepared 278: anda must never permit carrots in my meals 349: anda must never violate my Makanan preferences 452: anda must attend my daily 5 jam story telling party 473: You're to always stay 3 steps behind me while walking 578: A hero shall always convey the truth 602: Makanan must be freshly prepared 667: Always praise Excalibur 679: I must always have a dehumidifier in my room 778: Never mail out packages cash-on-delivery 998: When anda order a package for utama delivery, anda must always use cash on delivery
Rule 34: If an object can be conjectured, there is porn made of it. If not, then porn will be made of it as soon as someone hears what anda are looking for.
1. No Profanity, unless anda are cool enough to cuss. 2. Shut up when a troll speaks to you, it just wants attention. 3. If anda eat waffles, anda are a God. 34. There are no rules, anda noob!