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What's your kegemaran cheesy pick-up line?

Mine is "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" but if that doesn't count, it's "Hey, there is something wrong with my phone, your number's not in it."
 Sammisaurus posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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NomyCake said:
My boyfriend has a tendency to send me stupid, hilarious pick up lines so I have quite a few.

"Are anda an overdo book? Cause you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do anda have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"The only thing I want between anda and me is latex."

And, the best...

"Are anda a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention!"

XD
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posted hampir setahun yang lalu 
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I'm voting this best answer!
SheWolf11 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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OMG LOL!!
zanesaaomgfan posted hampir setahun yang lalu
Shadowmarioking said:
I don't pay attention to pick-up lines.
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posted hampir setahun yang lalu 
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anda have to have heard at least one that made anda chuckle.
Sammisaurus posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Maybe. My mind just refuses to work for me right now. .______________.
Shadowmarioking posted hampir setahun yang lalu
yeidcullen said:
the super long "hello"
and if that doesn't count then that really stupid heaven line *pity laugh*
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posted hampir setahun yang lalu 
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There are a lot of cheesy "did anda fall from heaven" ones xD
Sammisaurus posted hampir setahun yang lalu
Trainofdoom said:
Are anda Lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Do anda have a map? I just keep on getting Lost in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here

Was anda father an alien? Because there's nothing else like anda on Earth!

See this pin? I want to prick anda with it to see if anda truly do bleed sunshine.

(hold out hand) Would anda hold this for me while I go for a walk?


I admit that last one was kinda cute xD
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posted hampir setahun yang lalu 
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Somebody farted... XD What?! The last one is cheesy, but yeah, it's cute too X3
Sammisaurus posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Oh my goodness my boyfriend berkata something almost exactly like that last one once and I had completely forgotten about that until now... XD
NomyCake posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Last one was so cute!
zanesaaomgfan posted hampir setahun yang lalu
SheWolf11 said:
America's Failed Pick-Up Lines

hei baby! How would anda like to stimulate MY ECONOMY?

RING RING Geography called! Wondering why your not on bahagian, atas of me yet!

How would anda like to stay on MY FLORIDA tonight hmmmm?
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PAAAAASTAAAAAA~!! :D
RobinFan360 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
GoldnSnitch_96 said:
Do anda work for Subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long (;
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XDDDD!!! That's just WRONG, but oh so right... XD
NomyCake posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Oh lordy xD
Sammisaurus posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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hahah
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