In Soveit Russia.....

In Soviet Russia-

KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL

//Hit in the back of the head with a pipe.

And this children, is why we don't tell jokes about mother Russia.

-J-

In Soviet Russia...

Wii plays you!

Movie watches you!

Keyboard types "u"!

Doritos eat you!

People make jokes about YOUR country!

Chickens eat you.

In America, anda can always find a good party.
In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!

...Pants wear you!
Mother Russia becomes one with you!
Window looks through you!
anda stereotype Hetalia!
Countries live in you!
Sex have you!
anda rape France
Birth give you!
Book reads you!
Language speaks you!
Country visits you!
vodka drinks you!
Dictionary looks up you!

KOLKOLKOL.

That is all.

In Soviet Russia, tutus wear you!

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ABOUT YOU!


WALDO FINDS YOU!

In Soviet Russia-*killed sejak Russia*

Soviet Russia makes jokes about YOU.

In Soviet Russia...the pipe gets hit in the back of the head with anda if anda tell a ''In Soviet Russia" joke(though I can't see how that's any better)

The pisang slips on YOU!

In America, anda watch tv while sitting on your sofa, kerusi panjang eating a hambuger...

...in sovient russia...

.....hambuger eats anda while being sat on sejak a sofa, kerusi panjang and being watched sejak tv da? ^J^

I was born in Soviet Russia -.-

Road forks anda (Family Guy)


I don't like these jokes really!

In Soviet Russia, God is a bullet that bleeds vodka.




/shot sejak those who don't get it.

I- I don't want to! *scared Russia will find me*

Mudkip Lieks U.