EVERYONE REMAIN CALM I AM A api, kebakaran MARSHALL

hello folks api, kebakaran Marshall Phill at your service!
Now I am gonna tunjuk anda some hazards and how to get away from it!
Op I see one right now! LET ME SHPW anda SHUMSING!
Say your carrying this ice cream your about to lick it but then someone says "LOOK A HIPPO EATTING A TREE" *looks to at a. Rawak direction* and all of a sudden anda can't see where your Ais Krim went and SPLAT *makes the ice cream go into someone's eyes* someone gets hit sejak the ice cream
Oh another typical hazard! LET ME tunjuk anda SHUMSING!
Your trying to fix a computer but then anda decide to cool your feet into this bucket of water *standing in a bucket with water* anda grab one piece of the computer and then *gets shocked sejak the cord then smoke appeared and there was a big hole*