okay this is so funny, i just HAD to post this:

so me, my mom, my dad, and my aunt are going back home
from dinner, right? and my mom's like dying cause she has to go to the bathroom so bad. she komen-komen how i'm weaponless and that she has to go to the bathroom. so what do i say?



wait for it...




here it comes...




"so you're armed with pee?"