What's the stupidest soalan you've been asked?

My mother once asked me to let (my large, golden retriever-pit lembu, lembu jantan mix dog) Clyde inside the house.












The one at the door was (my small, black-gray Maine Coon cat) Samson :I

This one. JK!

But, seriously.



I guess when someone asked me what the number for 911 was.

Girl: Do anda like Keith Harkin?

Me: NO OF COURSE NOT.

On facebook:
What is your name?
:/

Will anda add me please?

"What's your favourite number?"
ಠ_ಠ

I was at the mall with my Fluttershy baju on, and some guy asked me if I liked My Little Pony.

My answer: No, I think the tunjuk is stupid. ^.^

are anda an only child? i mean srsly everyone knows two of my big brothers and sisters are in collage and my two little brother and sister are in kinder garten and one of my brothers died >.<

Me: *on fanpop*
Mom: Hey! Are anda on the internet?
Me: no....it's a special version of solitaire.
Mom: Oh, ok then.
Me: *Facepalm*

Some Rawak jalang, perempuan jalang at my school once asked me if I had a pierced clitoris.... on lunch time... ._.

My reaction was the same as SB. -_-

...

I was at daycare(was the worst place ever) and I think I was in 2nd atau in 3rd grade.(He wasn't black,I'm black and I'm Srry if anda feel offended sejak the word nigga.)And this nigga came right up to me and dared ask me"Why are anda allergic to chocolate?"Cause them people at the daycare who was taking care of us couldn't give me no damn Chocolate cause again I was allergic to it(still is)!!!When he asked me that question,I wasn't angry atau anything but if he asked me that right now I would beat the shit outda that nigga!!!!!:........I'm sorry.I'm angry for some reason.I don't know why though...

someone asked me if i liked Naruto and i had on a baju that hade gaara on it and it sayed Naruto peminat i looked at hem rilly dude rilly?

"Do anda like waffles?"

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