The tomato, sos tomato of your garden has impregnated the epal, apple tree. What do anda do?

Oh, well I'll just hold an old-fashion wedding! *cocks shotgun* Nobody puts a seed in mah appa tray's belly without doing the responsible, honorable thang! :D *is totally failing at hillbilly accent*

anda soiled my tree! * gets chain saw*

Woah, Woah......Woah!
.......Isn't this like bestiality but for plants!?!?

Me: "Good. Now mate with my money to create a money tree. and while you're at it, get it on with that pizza over there."

Just let it be. Id have no problem with tomapples...

Tell that pokok it should've used protection. Naughty tree, naughty naughty tree.