User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: anda what Cinta me ah.
User: I what Cinta anda ah.
Cleverbot: Cinta is a state of being. Cinta is freedom. Cinta is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing anda won't hit the ground. That is love.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE Brave LITTLE pembakar roti NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told anda that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would anda like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know anda are...
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with Rawak people.
User: You're just a robot created sejak Usher.
Cleverbot: I think anda are human. And anda are American. Aren't you?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The lebih anda talk to me, the smarter I will get. anda really do have that effect on me!
Cleverbot: Don't anda want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked anda a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: anda telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps anda from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps anda from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! anda beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?